American Psycho

Gannicus

Alright this one is for the lads of boards.

Am I the only bloke who mimics Patrick Bateman from American Psycho when getting laid and realise they can see themselves in the a mirror? Just it happened that I was caught doing it the other night when I was performing after a night out. Apparently its the first time she's seen this in bed. It's not the first time I've done it and thought blokes in general did it even the odd time.

So has anyone else done or been caught doing it before?

Micky Dolenz

No, you are a weirdo.

landsleaving

I tend to look at the person I'm sleeping with tbh.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.

rockmongrel

Ah sex, I remember it well.

ChunkyLover_53

I used to do that with women when I could see my reflection.

Kept betting thrown off the bus though.

Iwasfrozen

Your links broken.

someuser905

human centipede 2 was awesome

Jackasaurus rex

its common practice as far as I know. you would be a sap not to

Underground

I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.
Disgust at you for looking at yourself while gettin laid

Oh_Noes

Well I do follow his morning routine before I listen to my Phil Collins tape.

Fishooks12

Big Steve wrote: »

Alright this one is for the lads of boards.

Am I the only bloke who mimics Patrick Bateman from American Psycho when getting laid and realise they can see themselves in the a mirror? Just it happened that I was caught doing it the other night when I was performing after a night out. Apparently its the first time she's seen this in bed. It's not the first time I've done it and thought blokes in general did it even the odd time.

So has anyone else done or been caught doing it before?

I've done it!

MagicMarker

Sorry, I have to go, I have to return some video tapes.

entropi

Once you're not planning on cutting her open and stuffing her intestines in your mouth, after pouring acid on her vag...I think you'll be alright to keep doing it.

jonsnow

Big Steve wrote: »

Alright this one is for the lads of boards.

A. Apparently its the first time she's seen this in bed.

Well seeing Oops! Google Chrome could not find http would freak anyone out to be fair.

On a serious note though.I heard a story about a guy in my 6th year who was getting laid at a house party making american psycho style gestures at his mates who he knew were hiding in the cupboard laughing their asses off.Eventually they fell out of the cupboard and freaked the absolute s*** of the poor girl.

Big Steve

Big Steve wrote: »

Alright this one is for the lads of boards.

Am I the only bloke who mimics Patrick Bateman from American Psycho when getting laid and realise they can see themselves in the a mirror? Just it happened that I was caught doing it the other night when I was performing after a night out. Apparently its the first time she's seen this in bed. It's not the first time I've done it and thought blokes in general did it even the odd time. when having a wánk

No, only you.

Gannicus

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Your links broken.

Fixed it

MagicMarker

jonsnow wrote: »

Well seeing Oops! Google Chrome could not find http would freak anyone out to be fair.

On a serious note though.I heard a story about a guy in my 6th year who was getting laid at a house party making american psycho style gestures at his mates who he knew were hiding in the cupboard laughing their asses off.Eventually they fell out of the cupboard and freaked the absolute s*** of the poor girl.

That must have been messy.

Ellis Dee

When the legendary Mae West was in her 80s, she still had a large mirror attached to her bedroom ceiling. As she explained: "I still like to know how I'm doin'.";);)

http://moviesovermatter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/1933-mae-west.jpg

Gannicus

rarnes1 wrote: »

No, only you.

well done. you managed to edit my OP. aren't you an intelligent little boy.:pac:

Nailz

Well, I for one try to feed cats to ATM's.

bleg

I have Paul Allen's business card!

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/paul_allens_card_business_card-240665213717583924

Dudess

Ooh it's hot doing it in front of a mirror! Even better with another person! :pac:

Micky Dolenz

Dudess wrote: »

Ooh it's hot doing it in front of a mirror! Even better with another person! :pac:

Really?

Vid PM sent :P

Bodhidharma

When ordering in a pub I like to confess that "I like to disect women, did you know I'm utterly insane?", while the barmaid has her back to me.

Underground

American Psycho really had an influence on me though.
After reading the book, I was so curious about J&B that I had to try it, haven't stopped drinking it since

Underground

Bodhidharma wrote: »

When ordering in a pub I like to confess that "I like to disect women, did you know I'm utterly insane?", while the barmaid has her back to me.

Then when she has her back turned, tell her she's a f****** ugly b**** and you want to play with her blood.

stupidusername

Dudess wrote: »

Ooh it's hot doing it in front of a mirror! Even better with another person! :pac:

My wardrobe doors are full length mirrors,and beside my bed though haven't had any guy do a patrick bateman impression yet

El Guapo!

Love that movie!!

My favourite scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iAaMcNOfJ4

In answer to the original question, yeah I've done that before!

RubyRoss

If a guy did it in a kind of jokey way that would be fine but the Patrick Bateman impression is a tad egotistical. It is like an alternative to Viagra for you or what?

Old Perry

RubyRoss wrote: »

If a guy did it in a kind of jokey way that would be fine but the Patrick Bateman impression is a tad egotistical. It is like an alternative to Viagra for you or what?

do you have a dog or somethin..............try gettin a reservation in dorsia now you bastard!!!!!!!................Its hip to be square!

brotherrabbit

Ha ha im glad you said the mirror bit because he dose other stuff in that bed involving a coat hanger and matches.. I tend to quote him

jam_mac_jam

I dont think I want to have sex with men any more.

El Guapo!

jam_mac_jam wrote: »

I dont think I want to have sex with men any more.

So experiment with women and post the results here..............

jam_mac_jam

Dean09 wrote: »

So experiment with women and post the results here..............

Yes and also post pictures... sigh...

El Guapo!

jam_mac_jam wrote: »

Yes and also post pictures... sigh...

Ooh yes please.

John Doe1

Ellis Dee wrote: »

When the legendary Mae West was in her 80s, she still had a large mirror attached to her bedroom ceiling. As she explained: "I still like to know how I'm doin'.";);)

http://moviesovermatter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/1933-mae-west.jpg

I would retroactively do that broad:cool:

christ on a bike!

Doing doggy style you have to make faces behind her back. I get an enormous kick out of this

jive

Do you like Huey Lewis & The News???

bleg

I've been a huge genesis fan since the early 1980s

RubyRoss

Old Perry wrote: »

do you have a dog or somethin..............

Nope, nor do I take my 'cranberry' stained sheets to Chinese dry-cleaners but there you go.

Incidently, there is an Irish movie that condenses Fight Club and American Psycho into a middle-class kill-a-hoodie rage called Charlie Casanova. (It being Irish, they skipped the extensive beauty regime)

HLecter

Op get down on your knees so you can see my :eek:
Dont just stare at it :pac:

brotherrabbit

Im into murders and executions mainly...

Kevin Duffy

stupidusername wrote: »

My wardrobe doors are full length mirrors,and beside my bed though haven't had any guy do a patrick bateman impression yet

Yet, eh? Well I'll be right over after I finish my beauty regime. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

bleg

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Pal

did the Creamer win the boxing ? Did he what !
any channel I can get the Pacman fight for free ?

Jesus Wept

landsleaving wrote: »

I tend to look at the person I'm sleeping with tbh.

But you're asleep?

Pal

may well be planning to return to his fortress in the north, to lick his wounds and rest away recuperated after being smashed in the face with a statue of Milan’s Duomo by a mentally ill assail has often unnerved the candidate himself, never mind his aides But it has turned them into celebrities in their own right, with a growing following of admirers in an era when most campaigns preach strict message control and vetted talking points
ant. And it was here that, last week, he gathered his children and business

MrTsSnickers

This was on reddit yesterday : http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/m8s7s/i_peed_on_my_girlfriend_%E0%B2%A0_%E0%B2%A0_whats_your_most/

ctrl+f american psycho

stupidusername

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Yet, eh? Well I'll be right over after I finish my beauty regime. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

ah..... i'm washing my hair that day

paddy kerins