American Psycho

Gannicus

Alright this one is for the lads of boards.

Am I the only bloke who mimics Patrick Bateman from American Psycho when getting laid and realise they can see themselves in the a mirror? Just it happened that I was caught doing it the other night when I was performing after a night out. Apparently its the first time she's seen this in bed. It's not the first time I've done it and thought blokes in general did it even the odd time.

So has anyone else done or been caught doing it before?

Micky Dolenz

No, you are a weirdo.

landsleaving

I tend to look at the person I'm sleeping with tbh.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.

rockmongrel

Ah sex, I remember it well.

ChunkyLover_53

I used to do that with women when I could see my reflection.

Kept betting thrown off the bus though.

Iwasfrozen

Your links broken.

someuser905

human centipede 2 was awesome

Jackasaurus rex

its common practice as far as I know. you would be a sap not to

Underground

I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.
Disgust at you for looking at yourself while gettin laid

Oh_Noes

Well I do follow his morning routine before I listen to my Phil Collins tape.

Fishooks12

Big Steve wrote: »

Alright this one is for the lads of boards.

Am I the only bloke who mimics Patrick Bateman from American Psycho when getting laid and realise they can see themselves in the a mirror? Just it happened that I was caught doing it the other night when I was performing after a night out. Apparently its the first time she's seen this in bed. It's not the first time I've done it and thought blokes in general did it even the odd time.

So has anyone else done or been caught doing it before?

I've done it!

MagicMarker

Sorry, I have to go, I have to return some video tapes.

entropi

Once you're not planning on cutting her open and stuffing her intestines in your mouth, after pouring acid on her vag...I think you'll be alright to keep doing it.

jonsnow

Big Steve wrote: »

Alright this one is for the lads of boards.

A. Apparently its the first time she's seen this in bed.

Well seeing Oops! Google Chrome could not find http would freak anyone out to be fair.

On a serious note though.I heard a story about a guy in my 6th year who was getting laid at a house party making american psycho style gestures at his mates who he knew were hiding in the cupboard laughing their asses off.Eventually they fell out of the cupboard and freaked the absolute s*** of the poor girl.

Bobeagleburger

Big Steve wrote: »

Alright this one is for the lads of boards.

Am I the only bloke who mimics Patrick Bateman from American Psycho when getting laid and realise they can see themselves in the a mirror? Just it happened that I was caught doing it the other night when I was performing after a night out. Apparently its the first time she's seen this in bed. It's not the first time I've done it and thought blokes in general did it even the odd time. when having a wánk

No, only you.

Gannicus

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Your links broken.

Fixed it

MagicMarker

jonsnow wrote: »

Well seeing Oops! Google Chrome could not find http would freak anyone out to be fair.

On a serious note though.I heard a story about a guy in my 6th year who was getting laid at a house party making american psycho style gestures at his mates who he knew were hiding in the cupboard laughing their asses off.Eventually they fell out of the cupboard and freaked the absolute s*** of the poor girl.

That must have been messy.

Ellis Dee

When the legendary Mae West was in her 80s, she still had a large mirror attached to her bedroom ceiling. As she explained: "I still like to know how I'm doin'.";);)

http://moviesovermatter.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/1933-mae-west.jpg

Gannicus

rarnes1 wrote: »

No, only you.

well done. you managed to edit my OP. aren't you an intelligent little boy.:pac:

Nailz

Well, I for one try to feed cats to ATM's.

bleg

I have Paul Allen's business card!

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/paul_allens_card_business_card-240665213717583924

Dudess

Ooh it's hot doing it in front of a mirror! Even better with another person! :pac:

Micky Dolenz

Dudess wrote: »

Ooh it's hot doing it in front of a mirror! Even better with another person! :pac:

Really?

Vid PM sent :P

Bodhidharma

When ordering in a pub I like to confess that "I like to disect women, did you know I'm utterly insane?", while the barmaid has her back to me.

Underground

American Psycho really had an influence on me though.
After reading the book, I was so curious about J&B that I had to try it, haven't stopped drinking it since

Underground

Bodhidharma wrote: »

When ordering in a pub I like to confess that "I like to disect women, did you know I'm utterly insane?", while the barmaid has her back to me.

Then when she has her back turned, tell her she's a f****** ugly b**** and you want to play with her blood.

stupidusername

Dudess wrote: »

Ooh it's hot doing it in front of a mirror! Even better with another person! :pac:

My wardrobe doors are full length mirrors,and beside my bed though haven't had any guy do a patrick bateman impression yet

El Guapo!

Love that movie!!

My favourite scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iAaMcNOfJ4

In answer to the original question, yeah I've done that before!

RubyRoss

If a guy did it in a kind of jokey way that would be fine but the Patrick Bateman impression is a tad egotistical. It is like an alternative to Viagra for you or what?

Old Perry

RubyRoss wrote: »

If a guy did it in a kind of jokey way that would be fine but the Patrick Bateman impression is a tad egotistical. It is like an alternative to Viagra for you or what?

do you have a dog or somethin..............try gettin a reservation in dorsia now you bastard!!!!!!!................Its hip to be square!

brotherrabbit

Ha ha im glad you said the mirror bit because he dose other stuff in that bed involving a coat hanger and matches.. I tend to quote him