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  • 11-11-2011 12:18pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    An ex-prostitute finds the love of her life,
    and, wanting this romance to be very different to her previous career,
    sticks to traditions of old and doesn't consummate the relationship, waiting until the wedding night.

    After the vows are taken and they're settled into their honeymoon suite, fear sets in and she begins to worry about the size of her well-worn Twat.

    Having given it some thought, she tells him she got it caught on a fence while trekking through nature as a young girl.

    After an hour in bed with her, he asks,



    "Just how far across this fookin field were you before you realized it was caught?"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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