To Trim or not to Trim?

seamusmcspud

hi all,
i'm a 22 year old male and going on a date tomorrow night and haven't ever been on one ........just want to know if i should trim up down under or leave it bushy? I asked my mom and she said to leave it as it's very 'manly' but i'm not too sure as she's not very modern!!!! any advice would be welcome

galwayrush

You asked your mother? :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

whatislife

Amateur attempt at a fake story.

PseudoFamous

You must be fairly sure of yourself if you're giving yourself a haircut for the first date.

Saila

the latest is to shave your eyebrows and head and leave the forest pubes

votecounts

Why in the blue hell would you ask your mother?

Halal Butcher

I wouldn't take her to Trim.

There's more to do and better places to go in Navan.

Bipolar Joe

Leave it how you like it. First off, if you like having a beard, then you want a chick who doesn't mind that you have one. Second, she already agreed to a date. If you have a beard, I'd say you're safe. Beards are awesome.

laoch na mona

what the **** you asked your ma

seamusmcspud

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Leave it how you like it. First off, if you like having a beard, then you want a chick who doesn't mind that you have one. Second, she already agreed to a date. If you have a beard, I'd say you're safe. Beards are awesome.

who said anything about beards????;)

Dotrel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3n0vBcW5fc

Ghandee

Afro in the undies FTW.

flutterflye

Halal Butcher wrote: »

I wouldn't take her to Trim.

There's more to do and better places to go in Navan.

Trim has that nice castle though - I actually think it'd be a really nice place to take a date.

admiralofthefleet

seamusmcspud wrote: »

hi all,
i'm a 22 year old male and going on a date tomorrow night and haven't ever been on one ........just want to know if i should trim up down under or leave it bushy? I asked my mom and she said to leave it as it's very 'manly' but i'm not too sure as she's not very modern!!!! any advice would be welcome

you fail right there

Svetti Arss

This has to be a joke but I'll answer anyway. IMO Wimmin love a good mane on a male but its when a woman trims or even better ‘presents’ a ‘Bare Beaver’ that things start to get interesting.

If you have never been on a date before I would not worry that things will get that far anyway.

TheDriver

Short back and sides

Mint Sauce

I asked you mum too. She said mine was fine.

Hasmunch

I refer to this post in YLYL

seamusmcspud

Hasmunch wrote: »

I refer to this post in YLYL

class!!!

admiralofthefleet

personally i hate a lady with a 'chewbacca' mary

jockeyboard

Troll is trolling.

Just use a supersoft conditioner ftw!

Ghandee

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

personally i hate a lady with a 'chewbacca' mary

Explain this to me admiral......

/awaits PM

seamusmcspud

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

personally i hate a lady with a 'chewbacca' mary

that settles it.... i'll go with the 'Jabba' thanks for the advice:rolleyes:

df1985

trim, she doesnt want to unvoluntarily flossing her teeth down there.

flutterflye

seamusmcspud wrote: »

that settles it.... i'll go with the 'Jabba' thanks for the advice:rolleyes:

There more the better - maybe consider extensions?
Or even a bit of a colour change?

Cee-Jay-Cee

Use Immac or Veet, put it on before you go to bed the night before and leave it on over night for it to work best. To get the most from it and to make its effect last longer, get a refuse sack/bin liner and cut out the two corners at the bottom and put the bin liner on like a pair of shorts. Tape the top end around you waist to seal it and do the same around the top of each leg. Your sweat will increase the power of the cream and it will work better.

Let us know how you get on.

al28283

seamusmcspud wrote: »

hi all,
i'm a 22 year old male and going on a date tomorrow night and haven't ever been on one ........just want to know if i should trim up down under or leave it bushy? I asked my mom and she said to leave it as it's very 'manly' but i'm not too sure as she's not very modern!!!! any advice would be welcome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsf8LnThk5Y

TheZohanS

CJC999 wrote: »

Use Immac or Veet, put it on before you go to bed the night before and leave it on over night for it to work best. To get the most from it and to make its effect last longer, get a refuse sack/bin liner and cut out the two corners at the bottom and put the bin liner on like a pair of shorts. Tape the top end around you waist to seal it and do the same around the top of each leg. Your sweat will increase the power of the cream and it will work better.

Let us know how you get on.

Woah, woah, woah!

You can't just stick on Immac and Veet willy, nilly like that. You have to spray on a conditioning product called Deep Heat to the area first and then immediately apply the Veet.

W.Shakes-Beer

OP, you are trolling, however, have a bath in some Nair and come out like a new born baby.

sophieblake

galwayrush wrote: »

You asked your mother? :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

+ 1,000,000,000,000 (to infinity)

Knex*

In the very off chance that you're actually being serious with this thread I'm gonna answer.

Trim! I would of thought most of us lads would have started trimming their pubes well before 22 anyway. Its only right to have it someway tidy. I don't mean over do it, but if you expect women to have it tidy for you only right to do the same back.

This is something that has popped up in conversation with my friends one or twice before, definitely not one to be asking the mother though...

mackg

You could just douse the hair in methylated spirits and burn it off.

InkSlinger67

After you shave your balls, use Vaseline Aloe-Vera lip balm* to polish them up to a sheen with a rag. Your lady-friend will appreciate the effect on her teeth

*Unless her name is Vera

x in the city

seamusmcspud wrote: »

hi all,
i'm a 22 year old male and going on a date tomorrow night and haven't ever been on one ........just want to know if i should trim up down under or leave it bushy? I asked my mom and she said to leave it as it's very 'manly' but i'm not too sure as she's not very modern!!!! any advice would be welcome

pmsl

sophieblake

Don't shave, trim

NoHornJan

It should be short and curly down there, so a trim, a quick shampoo, put curlers in and take them off in the morning. Then a little hair spray and you're ready for the off.
Good luck.

PeefsPixie

LOL... Best thread Ive read all day! Id go with the Deep Heat, Veet, plastic bag method if I were you

Super-Rush

You should get one of those GHD hair straighteners and burn the hair off.

Stiffler2

I went for the Jamaican. Took a while but finally mamaged to dread the pubes.
Thing looks like a face now with a deadly haircut.

Canis Lupus

Don't forget to spray some Lynx on afterwards. Women appreciate the smell of 'Africa' down there.