why are female friends such hard work

skylight1987 · 05-11-2011 8:56pm #1

THANKS

Geekness1234 · 05-11-2011 8:59pm

Because they know you're staring at their tits.

dr.bollocko · 05-11-2011 9:00pm

Definitely because of the staring at the tits.

A neighbour I know had a really cranky female dog once.

Got hit by a car.

Fishooks12 · 05-11-2011 9:00pm

Your Mother was abusive to you wasn't she

wiger toods · 05-11-2011 9:02pm

i dont understand op

BBDBB · 05-11-2011 9:02pm

but she had nice tits

Dotrel · 05-11-2011 9:06pm

Because you touch yourself.

05-11-2011 9:06pm

skylight1987 wrote: »

Why do women play games , myself and my hubby argue , make up and thats that, its forgotten about , no mind games , ever. Female friends through the years however have driven me to distraction . What is wrong with these women , why is everything point scoring and mind games . Bar one or two , all the rest are the same . They will never just come out and say what they think , its all covert and subtle hints, it drives me crazy . Men have it easier

Women aren't the constant in your situation; you are.

Before you blame an entire gender consider - are you nice to your female friends? Maybe you make them feel they can't be honest with you.

Sanity_Saviour · 05-11-2011 9:08pm

If you get a pair of sunglasses they won't know you're staring at their tits

BraziliaNZ · 05-11-2011 9:11pm

My best friend is a woman. There are never any games. But she's German. Germans don't play games. Except football and they're really good at it.

Ellis Dee · 05-11-2011 9:12pm

My wife says the man is the head of the family. And it is the woman who turns the head.;);)

Nodin · 05-11-2011 9:15pm

skylight1987 wrote: »

Why are female friends such hard work

Rigor mortis, I'd say.

Denerick · 05-11-2011 9:19pm

Its a well known fact that you can't have a friendship with a member of the opposite sex unless they are revoltingly ugly.

ToddyDoody · 05-11-2011 9:21pm

Because society still promotes masculine values more but not to the extent that women are still happy to put up and shut up?

mattjack · 05-11-2011 9:21pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Definitely because of the staring at the tits.

A neighbour I know had a really cranky female dog once.

Got hit by a car.

had the car got tits ?

stupidusername · 05-11-2011 9:21pm

Not all women are.you just need to keep searching for a female friend that suits you

pragmatic1 · 05-11-2011 9:38pm

I love female company. They're better people than males.

Kevin Duffy · 05-11-2011 9:39pm

Maybe just be honest that you want to pretend you're their friend, but really hoping they'll suddenly hop your bones one day. You might as well stop pretending, 'cos they already know that, mostly from the staring at their puppies.