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Catching people doing disgusting things.

  • 03-11-2011 8:11pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭


    I was on a bus a few weeks ago and a really good looking woman walked on. She sat in the seat in front of me and I started checking her out. A few seconds later and she starts picking her nose. Not the most pleasant thing but we all do it. After having a good dig she then puts her finger into her mouth and eats the snot. Durty bitch. Anyone else have any stories about catching people doing rank things?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭Quiet you


    If she'll do that on a bus imagine what you could get her to do in private.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,785 ✭✭✭killwill


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    I was on a bus a few weeks ago and a really good looking woman walked on. She sat in the seat in front of me and I started checking her out. A few seconds later and she starts picking her nose. Not the most pleasant thing but we all do it. After having a good dig she then puts her finger into her mouth and eats the snot. Durty bitch. Anyone else have any stories about catching people doing rank things?

    People who eat their bogies are generally healthier than those who don't!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Domo230 wrote: »
    When you started talking about what the hot woman did with her finger I started thinking about other things

    What Kfallon does with his? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    killwill wrote: »
    People who eat their bogies are generally healthier than those who don't!
    Bogies?? Ah FFS we are not in America! Fcukin SNOTS!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    killwill wrote: »
    People who eat their bogies are generally healthier than those who don't!

    I need to see some data here?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Did she offer to share with you op?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    That is disgusting, why the **** would anyone do that.
    killwill wrote: »
    People who eat their bogies are generally healthier than those who don't!

    What are you basing this on?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    The number of times i have caught people scratching their arse and then smelling their fingers is disturbing. Some people are just vile.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    my friend bited his own toenails :D its DISGUSTING!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,201 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    woodoo wrote: »
    The number of times i have caught people scratching their arse and then smelling their fingers is disturbing
    Pfft.. if you know of a better way to check for colon cancer, then please.. we're all ears!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    A young skanger girl passed me on the street in my home town during the summer scratching the crotch off herself. Dirty rotter probably had crabs or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    my friend bited his own toenails :D its DISGUSTING!!

    And impressive at the same time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭Quiet you


    woodoo wrote: »
    The number of times i have caught people scratching their arse and then smelling their fingers is disturbing. Some people are just vile.

    That's a bit harsh. I just wanna know if I need to wash my hands or not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭x_Ellie_x


    I've got neighbours that don't believe in pulling down their blinds at night ever! I've caught the parents having sex. Another night, I saw the oldest son stick his hand down his tracksuit bottoms, scratched his bare arse and then immediately pick up a burger and started eating it without washing his hands first. Another day, their youngest son was in a car with his mates, he suddenly got out and banged on the front door, his mam wasn't answering the door quick enough so whipped it out and started peeing against a potted plant next to the door. Disgusting family. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Maybe it was her way of giving you the hint to stop perving on her OP?
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 662 ✭✭✭fran oconnor


    Basq wrote: »
    Pfft.. if you know of a better way to check for colon cancer, then please.. we're all ears!
    Why is there a way ok knowing from smelling your fingers :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    x_Ellie_x wrote: »
    I've got neighbours that don't believe in pulling down their blinds at night ever! I've caught the parents having sex. Another night, I saw the oldest son stick his hand down his tracksuit bottoms, scratched his bare arse and then immediately pick up a burger and started eating it without washing his hands first. Another day, their youngest son was in a car with his mates, he suddenly got out and banged on the front door, his mam wasn't answering the door quick enough so whipped it out and started peeing against a potted plant next to the door. Disgusting family. :(

    Disgusting anyway were do you live.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    x_Ellie_x wrote: »
    I've got neighbours that don't believe in pulling down their blinds at night ever! I've caught the parents having sex. Another night, I saw the oldest son stick his hand down his tracksuit bottoms, scratched his bare arse and then immediately pick up a burger and started eating it without washing his hands first. Another day, their youngest son was in a car with his mates, he suddenly got out and banged on the front door, his mam wasn't answering the door quick enough so whipped it out and started peeing against a potted plant next to the door. Disgusting family. :(

    That's not disgusting, also just cause the blinds are up you don't have to stare in :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    x_Ellie_x wrote: »
    I've got neighbours that don't believe in pulling down their blinds at night ever! I've caught the parents having sex. Another night, I saw the oldest son stick his hand down his tracksuit bottoms, scratched his bare arse and then immediately pick up a burger and started eating it without washing his hands first. Another day, their youngest son was in a car with his mates, he suddenly got out and banged on the front door, his mam wasn't answering the door quick enough so whipped it out and started peeing against a potted plant next to the door. Disgusting family. :(

    Howdy neighbour.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40 befriend1


    KillWill how is eating your snot healthy? Eugh rotten!!
    :mad: :eek:

    My friend does it..she even picks her ear and eats it. It makes me feel ill!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    x_Ellie_x wrote: »
    I've got neighbours that don't believe in pulling down their blinds at night ever! I've caught the parents having sex. Another night, I saw the oldest son stick his hand down his tracksuit bottoms, scratched his bare arse and then immediately pick up a burger and started eating it without washing his hands first. Another day, their youngest son was in a car with his mates, he suddenly got out and banged on the front door, his mam wasn't answering the door quick enough so whipped it out and started peeing against a potted plant next to the door. Disgusting family. :(

    You should stop looking in peoples windows, every neighbourhood has a peeping tom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Only a few weeks ago was in Burger king late after a skinful of beers at bout 3 in the morning get a chicken royale, for me theres always to much lettuce on them so took some it off nd threw it on the counter (high table) right in front of me, then some good looking blonde comes over sits next to me, we chatted for a minute or so, then she picks up the lettuce not knowing i put it there throws it on her burger and starts munching away. She might aswell have being picking it up off the ground.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    sharing a room on a college campus with another male is not a good idea. I caught my roomate **** numberous times:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    sharing a room on a college campus with another male is not a good idea. I caught my roomate **** numberous times:(

    Did you wake up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    sharing a room on a college campus with another male is not a good idea. I caught my roomate **** numberous times:(

    I'd say he could tell the exact same story :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    sharing a room on a college campus with another male is not a good idea. I caught my roomate **** numberous times:(

    Could have put a stop to that easy, first time you caught him you should have sat bolt upright so he noticed you and started **** in unison.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭x_Ellie_x


    4leto wrote: »
    Disgusting anyway were do you live.
    South Dublin.

    They seem respectable enough when they're in public. But when they're in their own home they're gross. It's not just me. All my neighbours have caught them doing something dodgy at least once.
    mackg wrote: »
    That's not disgusting, also just cause the blinds are up you don't have to stare in
    And it is a disgusting sight when they're naked wrinkly flabby people in their 60's. And if they're going to do it in their sitting room, they should at least pull down the blind & make sure no one can see them first!

    And I wasn't spying on them. I just happened to see that stuff when I was entering and leaving my house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    x_Ellie_x wrote: »
    South Dublin.

    They seem respectable enough when they're in public. But when they're in their own home they're gross. It's not just me. All my neighbours have caught them doing something dodgy at least once.


    And it is a disgusting sight when they're naked wrinkly flabby people in their 60's. And if they're going to do it in their sitting room, they should at least pull down the blind & make sure no one can see them first!

    And I wasn't spying on them. I just happened to see that stuff when I was entering and leaving my house.

    You could make a few bob for yourself if you taped them ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    x_Ellie_x wrote: »
    ....And I wasn't spying on them. I just happened to see that stuff when I was entering and leaving my house.

    Sure...that's my line too, when I'm a-creepin'.:pac:

    Lived in a house before where one particular person was averse to keeping the bathroom door locked when using the toilet. Phobia about been locked in.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    mackg wrote: »
    Could have put a stop to that easy, first time you caught him you should have sat bolt upright so he noticed you and started **** in unison.

    Yeah, and then he would be the perverse one :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Yeah, and then he would be the perverse one :D

    I did cough quite loudly one time, 2 mins later at it again:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Nothing since I seen that retard openly masturbating at a busy intersection

    nothing on a par with anyhow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭lanomist


    I was in an Italian takeaway recently and while i was waiting on my order the girl who was serving me was picking at a scab on the back of her hand. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    lanomist wrote: »
    I was in an Italian takeaway recently and while i was waiting on my order the girl who was serving me was picking at a scab on the back of her hand. :mad:
    Thats not the worst. If she ate the scab it would be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    sharing a room on a college campus with another male is not a good idea. I caught my roomate **** numberous times:(
    Do I know you?


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I also have a neighbour who doesn't close his blinds. One night I was coming home late, and his blinds were up as usual in the sitting room. The lights were off but the HUGE tv was on...showing hardcore porn. Delightful. You couldn't help but notice it...his TV is huge and there was a huge willy showing on it!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Thats not the worst. If she ate the scab it would be.
    It's not as bad as if she put it into their food?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 257 ✭✭paulosham


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    my friend bited his own toenails :D its DISGUSTING!!


    Not as disgusting as that sentence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Starla_o0 wrote: »
    I also have a neighbour who doesn't close his blinds. One night I was coming home late, and his blinds were up as usual in the sitting room. The lights were off but the HUGE tv was on...showing hardcore porn. Delightful. You couldn't help but notice it...his TV is huge and there was a huge willy showing on it!!

    "Principal Skinner and Mrs Crapapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me".

    Sorry, your post reminded me of Ralph Wiggum (if you read it in his voice).:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    paulosham wrote: »
    Not as disgusting as that sentence.

    ha:P sorry meant to say''my friend bites his own toenails not bited- d is beside the s:rolleyes::p


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