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  • 03-11-2011 7:52pm
    #1
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭


    If a cat always lands on it's feet, and buttered toast always lands butter side down, what happens if you attach a piece of buttered toast (butter side up) to a cat?


Comments

  • #2
    Amirani
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,548 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    The cat ends up having butter on it's fur? :confused:


  • #3
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Hootanany wrote: »
    If a cat always lands on it's feet, and buttered toast always lands butter side down, what happens if you attach a piece of buttered toast (butter side up) to a cat?

    It spins forever 2 feet off the ground.


  • #4
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    The cat lands on the ground, feet first, and the impact dislodges the piece of toast which cascades to the ground, landing butter side down.


  • #5
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    call the RSPCA .. that's what will happen


  • #6
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    The cat will eat the toast and your experiment will fall flat on its face.


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  • #7
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    toasted pussy


  • #8
    Jake Rugby Walrus666
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Jake Rugby Walrus666


    OP are you trying to pass this work off as your own?


  • #9
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    Sorry... what colour was the cat?


  • #10
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    This!

    Which will eventually rip a whole in the universe and cause the earth to be sucked through a black hole and obliterated.

    Scientific fact!


  • #11
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Don't mess with cats. A little pussy never hurt anyone, but big ones can be dangerous.;););)


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  • #12
    Rocky_Dennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    Ellis Dee wrote: »
    Don't mess with cats. A little pussy never hurt anyone, but big ones can be dangerous.;););)

    Little pussies often hurt big men :)


  • #13
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »
    OP are you trying to pass this work off as your own?

    No why do ask


  • #14
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    This!

    Which will eventually rip a whole in the universe and cause the earth to be sucked through a black hole and obliterated.

    Scientific fact!


    Can I be your lab partner?


  • #15
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Andrewh1984 wrote: »
    Little pussies often hurt big men :)

    And big men have been known to hurt little pussies :eek:


  • #16
    Wetai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    x/0


  • #17
    Jake Rugby Walrus666
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Jake Rugby Walrus666


    Hootanany wrote: »
    No why do ask


    Why do think I ask.


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