Justin Bieber accused of fathering child!

howwedoin

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/googoogaga/justin-bieber-accused-fathering-baby-sleeping-fan-104423460.html

And I thought he was gay! This woman is stupid if she's makin this up, she can be done for statutory rape!

MrStuffins

He must have 2 other kids stashed somewhere. He admitted as much in the chorus of his first single!

WIZE

So when he appears on CRIBS on MTV it wont be his house they will be showing

MrStuffins

By the way, i've no idea why anyone thinks this kid is gay. He's in no way camp and there is no indication that he might be homosexual.

Yeah he's a lil popstar who sings cheesey songs........... but I guarantee he's laying some serious pipe!

Abi

Like, Oh. My. God.



/texts all friends





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mconigol

After Hours is officially over if this is all there is left to say...

Ellis Dee

Bieber is the German word for "beaver". Looks like Justin got some.:):):)

Mint Sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e50vqY7Szo

Frank Black

MrStuffins wrote: »

By the way, i've no idea why anyone thinks this kid is gay. He's in no way camp and there is no indication that he might be homosexual.

Yeah he's a lil popstar who sings cheesey songs........... but I guarantee he's laying some serious pipe!

I never thought he was gay - but to think he combines a pop star lifestyle with working in the construction industry is a surprise.

MrStuffins

black francis wrote: »

I never thought he was gay - but to think he combines a pop star lifestyle with working in the construction industry is a surprise.

Well, he learns from the best. He's still a Young Man!!

Son Of A Vidic

MrStuffins wrote: »

but I guarantee he's laying some serious pipe!

Some accuse him of being gay and now you're suggesting he shíts a lot?

spurious

MrStuffins wrote: »

By the way, i've no idea why anyone thinks this kid is gay. He's in no way camp and there is no indication that he might be homosexual.

He has a kind of lesbian 14 year old hairstyle. I think that's why.
Those that call others gay as a slag aren't that up in the nuances.

Cookie_Monster

Celeb Nonsense forum --->

MrStuffins

spurious wrote: »

He has a kind of lesbian 14 year old hairstyle. I think that's why.
Those that call others gay as a slag aren't that up in the nuances.

14 year old lesbians are identifiable by their hairstyles?

leggit

MrStuffins wrote: »

14 year old lesbians are identifiable by their hairstyles?

pretty much

Just like all 14 year old lesbians look like Justin Bieber

MrStuffins

leggit wrote: »

pretty much

Just like all 14 year old lesbians look like Justin Bieber

The logic doesn't lie!

--Kaiser--

People assume he's gay as he's extremely effeminate looking.
Not as in he looks like an effeminate man but as in he looks like a girl

MrStuffins

By the way, this is a picture of her.......... she looks......... credible!

Plazaman

There'll be tears on many a pillow tonight......


Of course by tears I mean bite marks as Justin goes in dry


.

If ever there was someone who should be banned by law to reproduce.

mawk

When you say got someone pregnant, you mean "got pregnant" right?

Girls can't inseminate

fran oconnor

I'd love to see your woman getting done for rape, he was under the legal age, if this was a fella he'd be in prison.

ItsAWindUp

Justin Bieber couldn't father a Tamagotchi, never mind a child.

MetalDog

MrStuffins wrote: »

By the way, this is a picture of her.......... she looks......... credible!

She looks like an advertisement against Meth or a guest on Jeremy Kyle

CardBordWindow

MetalDog wrote: »

She looks like an advertisement against Meth

It's one hell of a drug!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Dotrel

irish-stew wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e50vqY7Szo

I love the way performing seals like Biebler or Jedward have to down-play when something that happens for fear their manager backstage will take the whip to them if they stop.

phasers

I thought Justice Beaver was a lesbian

Immaculate Pasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

kraggy

irish-stew wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e50vqY7Szo

Like him or loate him, there's no need for that.

He's only a kid.

kieranfitz

If he really got laid then I'm giving up and going to live a hermits life, in a cave, up a mountain.

Caraville

howwedoin wrote: »

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/googoogaga/justin-bieber-accused-fathering-baby-sleeping-fan-104423460.html

And I thought he was gay! This woman is stupid if she's makin this up, she can be done for statutory rape!

I'm more disgusted at that website and the horrific writing "style" of it than the thoughts of Justin Bieber procreating.

SV

I don't get why people hate this chap so much.

Yeah he makes real cheesy music and ye all hate it but fúckin hell..He's just a kid, or rather was a kid.
Seen him in a few interviews and he's actually a funny fúcker.

All cool in my books.
Plus, he'll get more pussy than most people here will have hot dinners, combined. This makes me jealous but sure ya have to admire someone capable of it

Biggins

howwedoin wrote: »

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/googoogaga/justin-bieber-accused-fathering-baby-sleeping-fan-104423460.html

Why do they (newspapers in general) always say "she slept with Justin" ???
Seriously! It was after the concert. It was over in minutes - according to her, 30 seconds!
NO ONE fcuking SLEPT! There wasn't even a bloody bed! It was back stage in one of his dressing rooms apparently.

Slept? Poor fcuking journalism!

MrStuffins

Biggins wrote: »

Why do they (newspapers in general) always say "she slept with Justin" ???
Seriously! It was after the concert. It was over in minutes - according to her, 30 seconds!
NO ONE fcuking SLEPT! There wasn't even a bloody bed! It was back stage in one of his dressing rooms apparently.

Slept? Poor fcuking journalism!

Because "slept with" is a perfectly legitimate alternative to saying "Mrs. Whatsherface claims that she allowed Justin Bieber to place his penis inside her vagina and to use rhythmic movement in a piston-like manner to achieve climax"

whirlpool

"JUSTIN BIEBER BIG HEADLINE!"

"OH P.S. HIS NEW ALBUM IS OUT THIS WEEK!"

It still pisses me off that anyone actually believes this kinda s.hit.

Are any of you seriously that gullible?

dr.bollocko

Get this disgusting crap out of after hours.
And keep it out too.

Here's a link to a firefox addon to get rid of the little imp from your life forever before teenage morons ruin the whole internet by endlessly bleeting about this utter utter crap.

http://www.gleuch.com/projects/shaved-bieber