women and ATM machines.

x in the city

is it possilbeliey possible for a woman to use an atm machine in less than 2 minutes.?

serious question.

can be quite fustrating when all thats needed is a few button pushes to grab a wad of cash and GTFO.

Immaculate Pasta

Is it possible for you to spell possible right?

Coriolanus

Yes, it is possible.

Next question?

x in the city

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Is it possible for you to spell possible right?

nope.

cournioni

Women and Automated Teller Machine Machine's??

phasers

The M in ATM stands for Machine.

And it takes me about 30 seconds to use an ATM, depending on how good the ATM is. The ones in shops take an eternity to process a transaction.

Cill Dara Abu

Yes

/thread

Unique User Name

I'm a guy but if I see some huffy little f*ck in the queue behind me urging me to move quickly I like to take an especially long time getting my money, perhaps even buying phone credit and adding in an extra mobile number. This is especially fun at lunchtime. Although it can also shorten my lunch break.

myflipflops

I'd rather if more women (mainly over 40) realised that when you get to the counter of a shop with the items you want to buy, you will be expected to pay for them.

Please take out the purse/money/credit card in advance. Diggin your handbag for 2 minutes at this point is pretty annoying for those behind you in the queue.

randylonghorn

Contrary to the opinion of some, this is not the "Post Sexist Crap Here" forum.

Bobby Baccala

x in the city wrote: »

is it possilbeliey possible for a woman to use an atm machine in less than 2 minutes.?

serious question.

can be quite fustrating when all thats needed is a few button pushes to grab a wad of cash and GTFO.

What the fúck is that?

Tesco Massacre

Men are as bad.

A guy in front of me earlier hadn't a fuc*ing clue what he was doing. It's an ATM, you clown, not the controls for a spaceship.

Ghandee

Men/Women ANYONE that can't use the self service checkouts at Tesco etc,


Go to the fcuking tills for Christs sake!


That is all!

hondasam

I don't go to the pass machine, I just raid my husband's wallet.

jam_mac_jam

myflipflops wrote: »

I'd rather if more women (mainly over 40) realised that when you get to the counter of a shop with the items you want to buy, you will be expected to pay for them.

Please take out the purse/money/credit card in advance. Diggin your handbag for 2 minutes at this point is pretty annoying for those behind you in the queue.

Yes that makes me want to kill them, and make sure you stay there after you are finished putting your change away in your huge purse.

jaffacakesyum

The amount of people in general who take so long to use an ATM is unreal. It literally takes 30 seconds to use yet people sometimes take 3-5minutes. I know some may be checking their balance but some are just retards

maxfresh

Women when using an ATM machine, prevent the person behind you from knowing your number by deliberately keying in the wrong one. Then pretend to collect your money, and walk away smiling innocently.

the groutch

they need to have seperate ATMs for men and women, simples

The King of Moo

Both sexes are responsible for this indeed.

They're probably paralyzed with fear because of the person seething and muttering under their breath behind them.

LETHAL LADY

Being a woman I just get very confused by all the buttons and stuff I have yet to break the 2 minute mark. I am planning on taking a crash course soon.

fran oconnor

Hve to say, i find women useless at ATM's. Have talked about this many times with friends and they all agreed, i think they done something on Ray Darcy a few years back, they timed men and women, and women were much slower..

jam_mac_jam

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Being a woman I just get very confused by all the buttons and stuff I have yet to break the 2 minute mark. I am planning on taking a crash course soon.

Maybe if they put pictures of kittens on the buttons it would be easier or made them pink.

Joe10000

Men only ATMs, love it

efb

Slow people should fcuk off - your shopping, the atm, the bus- seriously you must have just had time to make your breakfast before nightfall.... ¬¬

Chuck Stone

Yore Ma

was getting money out to buy you underwear.

Tesco Massacre

fran oconnor wrote: »

Hve to say, i find women useless at ATM's. Have talked about this many times with friends and they all agreed, i think they done something on Ray Darcy a few years back, they timed men and women, and women were much slower..

There we have it, folks. Debate over.

OutlawPete

Two people are the worst.

Together I mean, not two specific people like Tony and Sean - that would just be a weird thing for me to post, when you wouldn't know who they were.

oranbhoy67

women are worse at ATMs... & also worse at taking forever to pack there crap up at supermarkets & gtfo outta there to let the next person be served.

Capt'n Midnight

Drive Thru ATM’s – Men vs Women


MALE PROCEDURE:

Drive up to the cash machine.
Put down your car window.
Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
Put window up.
Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Drive up to cash machine.
Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
Set parking brake, put the window down.
Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
Attempt to insert card into machine.
Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
Insert card.
Re-insert card the right way.
Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
Enter PIN.
Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
Enter amount of cash required.
Check makeup in rear view mirror.
Retrieve cash and receipt.
Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
Re-check makeup.
Drive forward 2 feet.
Reverse back to cash machine. !
Retrieve card.
Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
Restart stalled engine and pull off.
Redial person on cell phone.
Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
Release Hand Brake.

Dotrel

the groutch wrote: »

they need to have seperate ATMs for men and women, simples

ATM Machines and ATF Machines? Good idea.

flutterflye

I've never noticed women being slower tbh.
I certainly am not slow personally.
I've definitely noticed the correlation between age and speed though.
I always use my laser now anyway, so I don't have to worry about this.

efb

I like men only things- like sex- its so much easier and less complicated without women
- you wanna have sex?
- sure
- and you won't get all weird if i don't call after?
- fcuk no.

The King of Moo

The absolute worst thing to do at an ATM is to take money out or perform some other action, then when your card comes out, put it straight back in and get some more money out. Then maybe do it again.

First of all, you should get all your money out on the first attempt.

Some times you make a mistake and have to put your card back in to get more money, but if there's a queue then go to the back before using the machine again! :mad:

mackg

randylonghorn wrote: »

Contrary to the opinion of some, this is not the "Post Sexist Crap Here" forum.

Support the "Post Sexist Crap Here" forum. We are crying out for one.:pac:

holystungun9

myflipflops wrote: »

I'd rather if more women (mainly over 40) realised that when you get to the counter of a shop with the items you want to buy, you will be expected to pay for them.

Please take out the purse/money/credit card in advance. Diggin your handbag for 2 minutes at this point is pretty annoying for those behind you in the queue.

THis drives me f@cking berzerk!!!!! It almost comes as a shock to some women (NO, MEN DO NOT DO THIS TOO), like it's the last thing they expected to happen at the counter. Meanwhile, I have already done some basic maths and have a good idea what my lot will be (at least I will be able to hazard a guess if I will need a fiver, tenner or twenty). I have my note at the ready while some wan in front of me realises "oh, i've to pay now? Oh well, like me dig out my purse from the bottom of my bag.....oh wait a second....no...they're my glasses, ok, that's my book, no, that's my diary. Oh look, a lottery ticket from last week. I must check those numbers. Ah found it! How much was it again?
Ok, let me see......I want to use up these coins if I can..............

etc, et f@ckin' cetera.

My solution is a timed trap door in the floor, you have 20 seconds from the time you are told the amount to hand over money to cover it.

sh1tstirrer

Ghandee wrote: »

Men/Women ANYONE that can't use the self service checkouts at Tesco etc,


Go to the fcuking tills for Christs sake!


That is all!

Is that an order? Wait for your turn Peewee

efb

Dotrel wrote: »

ATM Machines and ATF Machines? Good idea.

ATM and WTF Machines

cos its like a new invention to then each time!

x in the city

30/40 seconds it took me, i was behind a woman.. (....whoopsie)

f**k knows what she was doing, she could have been on facebook for all i knew, had to make noises with my feet for her to see there was someone behind her.

when she saw me it was another minute or so before she left..

i was just thinking to myself, that women are the same everywhere, as this was far far from any ATM in ireland.

Jebs

The thing is, there used to typing in the husbands pin that they forget their own

flutterflye

Jebs wrote: »

The thing is, there used to typing in the husbands pin that they forget their own

Fail at derogatory comment.
It is "they're", not "there".

holystungun9

fran oconnor wrote: »

Hve to say, i find women useless at ATM's. Have talked about this many times with friends and they all agreed, i think they done something on Ray Darcy a few years back, they timed men and women, and women were much slower..

I know, you'd swear they were browsing around a shop or something. Maybe powers could be given to the guards in the same way that they can move on beggers or vagrants etc.

thebman

I think people should have to pay per minute at ATM's. Would speed everything up.

I think they should remove topping up phones from it as you can do it in stores, at top up points, online and by text so why the hell do you need to hold up ATM's to top up your phone?

nommm

Sweeping generalisations! Yay!! :rolleyes:

randylonghorn

fran oconnor wrote: »

i think they done something on Ray Darcy a few years back, they timed men and women, and women were much slower..

Men can get slower with practice and good technique, but that's probably a subject for the Sex and Sexuality forum.

mackg wrote: »

Support the "Post Sexist Crap Here" forum. We are crying out for one.:pac:

It's called 4chan.

randylonghorn wrote: »

Contrary to the opinion of some, this is not the "Post Sexist Crap Here" forum.

Damnit, meant to lock this the last time.

Guess even us testosterone-soaked men get confused with the big shiny buttons at times!!