women and ATM machines.

x in the city

is it possilbeliey possible for a woman to use an atm machine in less than 2 minutes.?

serious question.

can be quite fustrating when all thats needed is a few button pushes to grab a wad of cash and GTFO.

Immaculate Pasta

Is it possible for you to spell possible right?

Coriolanus

Yes, it is possible.

Next question?

x in the city

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Is it possible for you to spell possible right?

nope.

cournioni

Women and Automated Teller Machine Machine's??

phasers

The M in ATM stands for Machine.

And it takes me about 30 seconds to use an ATM, depending on how good the ATM is. The ones in shops take an eternity to process a transaction.

Cill Dara Abu

Yes

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Unique User Name

I'm a guy but if I see some huffy little f*ck in the queue behind me urging me to move quickly I like to take an especially long time getting my money, perhaps even buying phone credit and adding in an extra mobile number. This is especially fun at lunchtime. Although it can also shorten my lunch break.

myflipflops

I'd rather if more women (mainly over 40) realised that when you get to the counter of a shop with the items you want to buy, you will be expected to pay for them.

Please take out the purse/money/credit card in advance. Diggin your handbag for 2 minutes at this point is pretty annoying for those behind you in the queue.

randylonghorn

Contrary to the opinion of some, this is not the "Post Sexist Crap Here" forum.

Bobby Baccala

x in the city wrote: »

is it possilbeliey possible for a woman to use an atm machine in less than 2 minutes.?

serious question.

can be quite fustrating when all thats needed is a few button pushes to grab a wad of cash and GTFO.

What the fúck is that?

Tesco Massacre

Men are as bad.

A guy in front of me earlier hadn't a fuc*ing clue what he was doing. It's an ATM, you clown, not the controls for a spaceship.

Ghandee

Men/Women ANYONE that can't use the self service checkouts at Tesco etc,


Go to the fcuking tills for Christs sake!


That is all!

hondasam

I don't go to the pass machine, I just raid my husband's wallet.

jam_mac_jam

myflipflops wrote: »

I'd rather if more women (mainly over 40) realised that when you get to the counter of a shop with the items you want to buy, you will be expected to pay for them.

Please take out the purse/money/credit card in advance. Diggin your handbag for 2 minutes at this point is pretty annoying for those behind you in the queue.

Yes that makes me want to kill them, and make sure you stay there after you are finished putting your change away in your huge purse.

jaffacakesyum

The amount of people in general who take so long to use an ATM is unreal. It literally takes 30 seconds to use yet people sometimes take 3-5minutes. I know some may be checking their balance but some are just retards

maxfresh

Women when using an ATM machine, prevent the person behind you from knowing your number by deliberately keying in the wrong one. Then pretend to collect your money, and walk away smiling innocently.

the groutch

they need to have seperate ATMs for men and women, simples

The King of Moo

Both sexes are responsible for this indeed.

They're probably paralyzed with fear because of the person seething and muttering under their breath behind them.

LETHAL LADY

Being a woman I just get very confused by all the buttons and stuff I have yet to break the 2 minute mark. I am planning on taking a crash course soon.

fran oconnor

Hve to say, i find women useless at ATM's. Have talked about this many times with friends and they all agreed, i think they done something on Ray Darcy a few years back, they timed men and women, and women were much slower..

jam_mac_jam

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Being a woman I just get very confused by all the buttons and stuff I have yet to break the 2 minute mark. I am planning on taking a crash course soon.

Maybe if they put pictures of kittens on the buttons it would be easier or made them pink.

Joe10000

Men only ATMs, love it

efb

Slow people should fcuk off - your shopping, the atm, the bus- seriously you must have just had time to make your breakfast before nightfall.... ¬¬

Chuck Stone

Yore Ma

was getting money out to buy you underwear.

Tesco Massacre

fran oconnor wrote: »

Hve to say, i find women useless at ATM's. Have talked about this many times with friends and they all agreed, i think they done something on Ray Darcy a few years back, they timed men and women, and women were much slower..

There we have it, folks. Debate over.

OutlawPete

Two people are the worst.

Together I mean, not two specific people like Tony and Sean - that would just be a weird thing for me to post, when you wouldn't know who they were.

oranbhoy67

women are worse at ATMs... & also worse at taking forever to pack there crap up at supermarkets & gtfo outta there to let the next person be served.

Capt'n Midnight

Drive Thru ATM’s – Men vs Women


MALE PROCEDURE:

Drive up to the cash machine.
Put down your car window.
Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
Put window up.
Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Drive up to cash machine.
Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
Set parking brake, put the window down.
Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
Attempt to insert card into machine.
Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
Insert card.
Re-insert card the right way.
Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
Enter PIN.
Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
Enter amount of cash required.
Check makeup in rear view mirror.
Retrieve cash and receipt.
Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
Re-check makeup.
Drive forward 2 feet.
Reverse back to cash machine. !
Retrieve card.
Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
Restart stalled engine and pull off.
Redial person on cell phone.
Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
Release Hand Brake.

Dotrel

the groutch wrote: »

they need to have seperate ATMs for men and women, simples

ATM Machines and ATF Machines? Good idea.

flutterflye

I've never noticed women being slower tbh.
I certainly am not slow personally.
I've definitely noticed the correlation between age and speed though.
I always use my laser now anyway, so I don't have to worry about this.