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Ode to the girl who works in a well known retail and supermarket chain in the West

Tilt Gone · 2011-11-01 17:49:17

We met on a night when fancy dress was all the rage. I'm sure it must have crossed my mind to tell you my last name at some stage But alas, of course we didn't get that far in our lustful conversation. Probabaly due to the fact of Tilt Gone's inebriation. Looking back on it now I should have given you my number. But again…

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Tilt Gone

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We met on a night when fancy dress was all the rage.
I'm sure it must have crossed my mind to tell you my last name at some stage
But alas, of course we didn't get that far in our lustful conversation.
Probabaly due to the fact of Tilt Gone's inebriation.

Looking back on it now I should have given you my number.
But again my mind was weak from it's lack of slumber.
We should have stopped through the night to pause and take breath
But in the heat of the moment, common sense had just left.

Facebook is there and hence this problem could be solved.
But Tilt Gone is quite shady and there'a a history involved.
So i send you this poem as a token of time spent.
What was, is now memory. For my mistake I'll repent.

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#2 01-11-2011 5:51pm

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Tilt Gone wrote: »

We met on a night when fancy dress was all the rage.
I'm sure it must have crossed my mind to tell you my last name at some stage
But alas, of course we didn't get that far in our lustful conversation.
Probabaly due to the fact of Tilt Gone's inebriation.

Looking back on it now I should have given you my number.
But again my mind was weak from it's lack of slumber.
We should have stopped through the night to pause and take breath
But in the heat of the moment, common sense had just left.

Facebook is there and hence this problem could be solved.
But Tilt Gone is quite shady and there'a a history involved.
So i send you this poem as a token of time spent.
What was, is now memory. For my mistake I'll repent.

tl;dr: Got hammered, didn't score. FML.

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#3 01-11-2011 5:51pm

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Tilt Gone wrote: »

So i send you this poem

When I read this and realised it was poem...

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#4 01-11-2011 5:52pm

im invisible

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In before that guy from Limerick

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#5 01-11-2011 5:52pm

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You didnt get a ride i'm guessing. ode dear!

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#6 01-11-2011 5:52pm

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Pass me the sick bucket someone.

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#7 01-11-2011 5:53pm

DOC09UNAM

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Nice poem.

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#8 01-11-2011 5:54pm

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Forsooth tis too late to send
For I dream of your friend
For you: n'er a flicker
For him: up my gicker

FIN

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#9 01-11-2011 5:54pm

Where To

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Poem needs beats

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#10 01-11-2011 5:54pm

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Keats, eat your heart out

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#11 01-11-2011 5:54pm

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tim4VzHUUyQ

'' when ya gonna realise, it was just that the time was wrong ''

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#12 01-11-2011 5:54pm

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pleanty more fish in the sea

Pleanty more check out girls in the supermarket

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#13 01-11-2011 5:55pm

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It's a dirty puddle that won't cool a hot iron...

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#14 01-11-2011 5:59pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8NGYBrdRvU

Dont take it to hard theres plenty more out there willin to offer you their re-tail

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#15 01-11-2011 5:59pm

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You should change your name to Tit Gone.

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#16 01-11-2011 6:06pm

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Tilt Gone wrote: »

But in the heat of the moment, common sense had just left.

Stayed gone by the look of it. Christ...

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#17 01-11-2011 6:07pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBhTcGPdCNQ

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#18 01-11-2011 7:40pm

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im invisible wrote: »

In before that guy from Limerick

Hes not necessarly from Limerick...hes Captain Limerick!

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#19 01-11-2011 7:59pm

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No rhyme nor reason for her to go out with you...

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#20 01-11-2011 8:00pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056438298
Surely she cant be that hard to track down if you posted it in this forum. I presume she is from that county and you know which department store she works in so it wouldnt exactly be rocket science to track her.

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#21 01-11-2011 8:26pm

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Astra wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056438298
Surely she cant be that hard to track down if you posted it in this forum. I presume she is from that county and you know which department store she works in so it wouldnt exactly be rocket science to track her.

Nice one.

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