The most wtf moment while online

richymcdermott

I was playing battlefield 3 online today having fun with friends , chain killing then all of a sudden i decide to walk casually to the front door of a empty building and all of a sudden my guy drops dead as the dog tags shows it says Bad Luck :eek:
Like wtf was the open door too much to bare and my guy just fainted and died

Being an hour and i still dont know wtf happened

What was yours wtf moment while online

dreamers75

In BF3 somehow got behind an enemy squad all prone on the ground. Knifed 3 of them and the 4th turned around and looked .... at me standing there knife in hand 3 dead dudes on the ground and and turns back and starts shooting down the tunnel. He then became victim number 4 Didnt think i would get 2 let alone 4

Penn

Playing Fifa09, or maybe 10. Good enough game, was winning 3-2 but was still pretty close. We were both wearing headsets, but not talking, except for "Have to pause for a second" or "Just want to make a sub"

Near the end of the match, I hear a door opening through the headset and a girls voice. I overheard the following conversation

Girl: You wouldn't f*cking believe the morning I had
Guy: What?
Girl: I got up this morning and went in to Shauna's room to wake her up for college because she asked me to last night, right. So I went in, and they were riding!
Guy: What? Who?
Girl: Shauna and yer man from Centra!
Guy: So?
Girl: But they were riding! Like, I opened the door and I'm like, "Oh, sorry" and yer man just looks at me!
Guy: Well how long did he look at you for? Did he at least stop riding her while looking at you? (laughs)
Girl: Like, a few seconds, then I said "Shauna, you wanted me to wake you for college", and he goes "She's awake, thanks". Who the **** does he think he is talking to me like that? Like, imagine me just walking in on them riding! F*ck sake, like! And of all people, the guy from f*cking Centra. How am I meant to go in there for lunch with him there now?
Me: Tell her that that's the way we live today
Guy: (laughs)
Girl: What's funny?
Guy: Ah, nothing (takes off headset as game is over)

pablomakaveli

I dont think nothing will beat Penn's story.

Anyway the only one i can think of from recent times was playing Red Orchestra 2. There was a German guy joined the game and then started talking in detail about the graphical and gameplay differences between RO2 and the then soon to be released BF3.

The thing was this was a Russian server and none of the other guys on mics spoke English so the german guy was basically just chatting to himself for about 10-15 minutes. ( I dont speak Russian btw i just joined because it was the only full server at the time). Anyway despite the Russians saying "We no speak English" the german happily chatted away to himself regardless.


One other one was in WoW a couple of years ago. I was in a guild at the time and was chatting to other members on the chat box will playing. Anyway up pops "Welcome "newguy"* to the server" on the window as it always did when someone new was added to the guild. The first thing the new member asks was "So does anyone here like granny porn?". The next thing to pop up was " "Newguy" has been removed from the guild". I thought it was hilarious.:D


*Not real username.