I once met a woman from Brest

signostic · 31-10-2011 2:26am #1

I once me at woman from Brest, one night in a pub in Galway, a good number of years ago, we just talked for about 30 mins, and she went her own way and me mine, why does alcohol bring back memories that should be forgotten, that were trivial and not worthy of any consequence?

Pompey Magnus · 31-10-2011 2:28am

Aww I was hoping this would be a witty limerick from the thread title

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Saila · 31-10-2011 2:31am

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

Aww I was hoping this would be a witty limerick from the thread title .

I once met a woman from brest
who's tits I did detest
the clock struck 2 and I had vindaloo
the wine was great and she was firm my mate
......but I never got my leg over

Senna · 31-10-2011 2:32am

Some of my fondest memories involved woman and breasts

Samich · 31-10-2011 2:32am

frog

FatherLen · 31-10-2011 2:33am

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

Aww I was hoping this would be a witty limerick from the thread title .

i once met a woman from brest
she had a big lovely chest.
i brought her back to mine
we had a rake load of wine
now all i can think of is france northwest

mikom · 31-10-2011 2:38am

I once met a woman from brest
Her face was a little bit rough.
She didn't go far
just took off her bra
Pity she wasn't from Muff.

Senna · 31-10-2011 2:39am

I once met a woman from brest
Who liked to tickle my chest
She tickled so much
I felt a sudden rush
and shot it all over her breast

Pompey Magnus · 31-10-2011 2:41am

I once met a woman from Brest
Whose birth was a result of incest
Tits she had three
Which was much to my glee
Once I got her back to my love nest

charlemont · 31-10-2011 2:42am

I once met a woman from Brest
I stuck my face in her chest
we got to the bed
you can guess the rest
the dirt that was said
after she gave me head
she was better than all the rest

longshanks · 31-10-2011 3:08am

I once met a woman from Brest
She had stubble and hair on her chest
I thought it was a trick
Till she whipped out her dick
I think I'm due an eye test

dr gonzo · 31-10-2011 3:08am

I once met a woman from Brest
who after sex failed the test.
Now stuck with this gnome
and in honour of home,
the woman name our bastard Brittany.

General General · 31-10-2011 3:30am

signostic wrote: »

I once me at woman from Brest, one night in a pub in Galway, a good number of years ago, we just talked for about 30 mins, and she went her own way and me mine, why does alcohol bring back memories that should be forgotten, that were trivial and not worthy of any consequence?

It's called love.

http://youtu.be/Fc1ldXDJicY

Never let anyone tell you to forget that sometimes one develops irrationally strong attachments to French women.

FatherLen · 31-10-2011 3:32am

General General wrote: »

It's called love.

ghey

Son Of A Vidic · 31-10-2011 3:37am

longshanks wrote: »

I once met a woman from Brest
She had stubble and hair on her chest
I thought it was a trick
Till she whipped out her dick
I think I'm due an eye test

Got to be the winner.......thus far I might add.:D

General General · 31-10-2011 3:43am

FatherLen wrote: »

ghey

From a priest or someone pretending to be one, I'll take that as a "pass".

Go f.u.c.k yourself you dirty basterd.

Mod note: banned

efb · 31-10-2011 3:51am

I once met a woman from Brest,
Where irony was was not lost on her chest
She was Double A
but luckily Im gay
and her brother took it with zest!

crystallove · 31-10-2011 3:55am

I once met a woman from Brest
her breat so big
so big...

Cú Giobach · 31-10-2011 9:21am

I once met a woman from Brest,
Who with style and flamboyance was dressed,
As she pulled out a whip,
My heart beats it did skip,
My base urges no longer repressed.

some random drunk · 31-10-2011 9:32am

I once met a woman from Brest,
In a pub one night in the West,
For a half hour we talked,
Then out the door she walked,
And I can't remember the rest.

mackeire · 31-10-2011 9:44am

i once met a woman from brest,
Whose husband drank like george best,
He was an awful fella,
While full of stella,
And he wore a wife beater vest.

PogMoThoin · 31-10-2011 9:51am

I knew a man once rode a woman from Tuam, anything is better than walking

Mr.Crinklewood · 31-10-2011 10:50am

I was met a woman from Brest,
She told me to **** off back to Galway and I was ugly,
Explained that I was not from Galway,
At this stage she had walked away so could not hear me.

Fart · 31-10-2011 11:02am

I once met a woman from Brest,
Her lipstick tasted of orange zest,
She went to give me a hickey,
But instead sucked me mickey,
My sexual desire was then addressed.

xoxyx · 31-10-2011 11:06am

I once met a woman from Brest.
Who was wearing a bullet-proof vest.
Did she think she'd be shot?
Attacked from a blind spot?
No - she said it enhances her chest.

LETHAL LADY · 31-10-2011 11:52am

I once met a woman from Brest,
Whose bosom did surely impress,
On closer inspection,
Found some lactation infection,
So her milk I chose not to ingest.

I once met a woman from Brest

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