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Casual sex for the over 40's

ichonk · 2011-10-31 00:38:16

Your over 40 and you don't want a steady relationship but you would like to meet women for sex. What are your options? Suggestions please?

31-10-2011 12:38am

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Your over 40 and you don't want a steady relationship but you would like to meet women for sex. What are your options?

Suggestions please?

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#2 31-10-2011 12:39am

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brazzers

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#3 31-10-2011 12:39am

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ichonk wrote: »

Your over 40 and u don't want a steady relationship but u would like to meet women for sex. What are your options?

Suggestions please?

I use yore ma. Dunno if that would work for you though.

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#4 31-10-2011 12:39am

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Fapping.

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#5 31-10-2011 12:39am

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ichonk wrote: »

Your over 40 and u don't want a steady relationship but u would like to meet women for sex. What are your options?

Suggestions please?

Hit the town on a sat night?:) iv got 19 years to wait so i wudnt be 100% on this haha

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#6 31-10-2011 12:41am

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ichonk wrote: »

Your over 40 and u don't want a steady relationship but u would like to meet women for sex. What are your options?

Suggestions please?

Stop farting in their faces might help.

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#7 31-10-2011 12:43am

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With your obvious charm I would suggest a blow up doll.

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#8 31-10-2011 12:43am

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Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Stop farting in their faces might help.

I'm sorry. I read that three times. Where is the farting inference? Or was the joke just ****e?

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#9 31-10-2011 12:45am

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Oh, I thought the encounter at the gym went rather well for you.

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#10 31-10-2011 12:45am

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LETHAL LADY wrote: »

With your obvious charm I would suggest a blow up doll.

With added dynamite.

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#11 31-10-2011 12:48am

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Brain Stroking wrote: »

I'm sorry. I read that three times. Where is the farting inference? Or was the joke just ****e?

You haven't read the op' thread about his trip to the gym have you?

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#12 31-10-2011 12:48am

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Yes please .

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#13 31-10-2011 12:48am

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Your best days are behind ya op. Better to just chop it off and take up gardening.

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#14 31-10-2011 12:49am

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LETHAL LADY wrote: »

With your obvious charm I would suggest a blow up doll.

At the time they are grand, but emptying the out in the morning is a nightmare

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#15 31-10-2011 12:49am

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ichonk wrote: »

What are your options?

Limited.

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#16 31-10-2011 12:50am

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orourkeda wrote: »

You haven't read the op' thread about his trip to the gym have you?

No! I looked at my post after posting and the thought that i may have missed something discussed elsewhere crossed my mind! Given that is a fact, i apologise for my smart-arse previous post

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#17 31-10-2011 12:52am

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Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Stop farting in their faces might help.

Cill Dara Abu - i stand corrected like the man in the orthopaedic shoes. Apologies

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#18 31-10-2011 12:52am

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Brain Stroking wrote: »

No! I looked at my post after posting and the thought that i may have missed something discussed elsewhere crossed my mind! Given that is a fact, i apologise for my smart-arse previous post

Sure these things happen

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#19 31-10-2011 12:52am

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I know a divorced 48 yearold Guy who doesnt want another serious relationship and he goes to various adult dances several times per week. He has become friendly with some women over time, and he has slept with around 6 women in the last few years. Thing is he really enjoys the dancing, and if sex happens well and good, but its not his sole reason for going to the dances.

He tells me that there are alot of older desperate women at these dances but u would need to take a few weeks of visits to get to know them.

Most of the women are in the plus 50 category at these dances, too old for me. .

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#20 31-10-2011 12:54am

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ichonk wrote: »

I know a divorced 48 yearold Guy who doesnt want another serious relationship and he goes to various adult dances several times per week. He has become friendly with some women over time, and he has slept with around 6 women in the last few years. Thing is he really enjoys the dancing, and if sex happens well and good, but its not his sole reason for going to the dances.

He tells me that there are alot of older desperate women at these dances but u would need to take a few weeks of visits to get to know them.

Most of the women are in the plus 50 category at these dances, too old for me. .

Desperation must be a close second to money as a classic leg opener

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#21 31-10-2011 12:55am

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ichonk wrote: »

I know a divorced 48 yearold Guy who doesnt want another serious relationship and he goes to various adult dances several times per week. He has become friendly with some women over time, and he has slept with around 6 women in the last few years. Thing is he really enjoys the dancing, and if sex happens well and good, but its not his sole reason for going to the dances.

He tells me that there are alot of older desperate women at these dances but u would need to take a few weeks of visits to get to know them.

Most of the women are in the plus 50 category at these dances, too old for me. .

But is it possible to just turn up to these dances on one occasion, choose a desperate cougar, bang her (either on site or at a place of my choosing) and then chalk it down to experience and return to 2.4 life as a happily married man?

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#22 31-10-2011 12:57am

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lol

we fuck yer women
we have charm, style, money and class and we don't fall in "love"

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#23 31-10-2011 12:58am

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Brain Stroking wrote: »

But is it possible to just turn up to these dances on one occasion, choose a desperate cougar, bang her (either on site or at a place of my choosing) and then chalk it down to experience and return to 2.4 life as a happily married man?

That post has an air of "seeking discreet relationship" about it

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#24 31-10-2011 12:59am

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Brain Stroking wrote: »

ichonk wrote: »

I know a divorced 48 yearold Guy who doesnt want another serious relationship and he goes to various adult dances several times per week. He has become friendly with some women over time, and he has slept with around 6 women in the last few years. Thing is he really enjoys the dancing, and if sex happens well and good, but its not his sole reason for going to the dances.

He tells me that there are alot of older desperate women at these dances but u would need to take a few weeks of visits to get to know them.

Most of the women are in the plus 50 category at these dances, too old for me. .

But is it possible to just turn up to these dances on one occasion, choose a desperate cougar, bang her (either on site or at a place of my choosing) and then chalk it down to experience and return to 2.4 life as a happily married man?

I have been to a few of these dances and reckon the chances of a newbie pulling there are slim. Think u need to get known there.

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#25 31-10-2011 1:02am

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OP try Mary Davis I hear she is desperate for work at the moment or that failing try Dana. Both a little bit old for your taste but dont knock it till you try it.

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#26 31-10-2011 1:03am

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orourkeda wrote: »

That post has an air of "seeking discreet relationship" about it

Not necessarily. My wife is blind, deaf and dumb. I'm just trying to impose some semblance of normality on our reality

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#27 31-10-2011 1:04am

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ichonk wrote: »

I have been to a few of these dances and reckon the chances of a newbie pulling there are slim. Think u need to get known there.

All i need to do is wear trousers with slight definition. Attention assured

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#28 31-10-2011 1:07am

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orourkeda wrote: »

That post has an air of "seeking discreet relationship" about it

Pretty well for all posters on board, regardless of age

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#29 31-10-2011 1:10am

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LETHAL LADY wrote: »

OP try Mary Davis I hear she is desperate for work at the moment or that failing try Dana. Both a little bit old for your taste but dont knock it till you try it.

If given the choice why not choose some attractive ladies instead?

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#30 31-10-2011 1:11am

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ichonk wrote: »

Most of the women are in the plus 50 category at these dances, too old for me. .

Grand for me I love them young wun's

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#31 31-10-2011 1:13am

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Brain Stroking wrote: »

Not necessarily. My wife is blind, deaf and dumb. I'm just trying to impose some semblance of normality on our reality

Is banging a cougar at an adult dance the way to go?

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#32 31-10-2011 1:14am

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delaad wrote: »

Pretty well for all posters on board, regardless of age

Sure we're all up for a spot of extra curricular fanny

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#33 31-10-2011 1:28am

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orourkeda wrote: »

Is banging a cougar at an adult dance the way to go?

If it was you'd know about it ya lemming

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#34 31-10-2011 1:34am

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Brain Stroking wrote: »

If it was you'd know about it ya lemming

Touchy Touchy

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#35 31-10-2011 1:38am

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orourkeda wrote: »

Touchy Touchy

Not touchy at all! Lemming!

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#36 31-10-2011 1:58am

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ichonk wrote: »

I know a divorced 48 yearold Guy who doesnt want another serious relationship and he goes to various adult dances several times per week. He has become friendly with some women over time, and he has slept with around 6 women in the last few years. Thing is he really enjoys the dancing, and if sex happens well and good, but its not his sole reason for going to the dances.

He tells me that there are alot of older desperate women at these dances but u would need to take a few weeks of visits to get to know them.

Most of the women are in the plus 50 category at these dances, too old for me. .

I'd rather never have sex again than go to a "dance" several times a week.

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#37 31-10-2011 2:16am

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ichonk wrote: »

Your over 40 and u don't want a steady relationship but u would like to meet women for sex. What are your options?

Suggestions please?

A fully functioning keyboard with the use of all of it's letters, and the ability to be able to string a sentence together without using text laziness. That's a good start.

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#38 31-10-2011 2:27am

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in Ireland we have these things called pubs ,try it sometime

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#39 31-10-2011 2:37am

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pudzey101 wrote: »

Hit the town on a sat night?:) iv got 19 years to wait so i wudnt be 100% on this haha

So........ you're -1 years old

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#40 31-10-2011 3:10am

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Another thread? Aren't you a busy little new bee OP.

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#41 31-10-2011 8:46am

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ok serious answer here OP.

1. Try some of the free dating websites. Some of them allow you to search for people who are just looking for casual sex.
2. Join a sex/swingers club. Google is your friend here;). Some of them allow single men to join. There are some based in Ireland, but you may be more succesful looking in the UK.
3. If all else fails, use the services of "escort" websites.

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#42 31-10-2011 8:54am

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Go to that pub in intermission.

Deirdre O'Kane in that would get it :pac:

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#43 31-10-2011 9:21am

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I was thinking along the same lines as brainstroking.
I'd even chance going back the following week, in the hope that the first one wasn't there, and try my hand with another.

We need addresses for these dances.

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#44 31-10-2011 9:34am

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sgb wrote: »

Grand for me I love them young wun's

Young ones aren't worth a damn.
An oul one closing is better than a young one opening.
What tricks would a 21 year old have compared to a 40 year old??

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#45 31-10-2011 9:40am

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1480

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