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Most controversial joke you've ever heard.

  • 31-10-2011 12:13am
    #1
    JoeyDoh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭


    We've all seen the best joke thread,but how about the joke that got the biggest adverse reaction?

    I'll start, heard this one a few weeks ago in college....

    What do a rape victim and window wipers have in common?

    They both scream when they're dry.


Comments

  • #2
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Can't see this going well at all, particularily as it's off to an appalling start.


  • #3
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,720 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    anything by frankie boyle. his Diana/minefield joke being a particular favourite of mine.


  • #4
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    My wipers don't scream...


  • #5
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    the aristocrats


  • #6
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    phasers wrote: »
    My wipers don't scream...

    neither do my rape victims


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  • #7
    sgb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    One priest shout's to another priest

    "bring me another choir boy I've just split this one"


  • #8
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    From xmas 1996:

    Where will Santa not be visiting this year?

    Dunblane


  • #9
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    This thread is a recipe for a load of warnings or even bans!
    I'm exiting...


  • #10
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Biggins wrote: »
    This thread is a recipe for a load or warnings or even bans!
    I'm exiting...

    Youre absolutely right. Exit stage left


  • #11
    pudzey101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,925 ✭✭✭pudzey101


    +1 on Boyle :) hes mental!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV6fpSnkh0


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  • #12
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Q.Whats the difference between unloading a truck full of sand and a truck full of dead babies?
    A. You cant unload a truck full of sand with a pitchfork.


  • #13
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Not on my watch!


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