Fall Forward, Spring Back

Sinfonia

Makes just as much sense to me as the correct way.

Any other supposedly helpful/useful phrases that are basically redundant?

mikom

Righty tighty
Lefty loosey.

Doesn't work when putting on a condom.

Duff

''I'd ate chips from her knickers''

Or am I doing it wrong?

4zn76tysfajdxp

How would you spring back?

Kojak

Congratulations, you have been approved for our 100% mortgage.

Sinfonia

Nayeli Shy Wedding wrote: »

How would you spring back?

I've been known to spring back on occasion. It's pretty simple, especially if you've just fallen forward.

Colilfc

Fall down, spring up. Hope that no one saw.

phasers

How does that make sense?

dango

I before E, except after C.

Kevin Duffy

Sinfonia wrote: »

Any other supposedly helpful/useful phrases that are basically redundant?

Just for a minute....just the tip....just to see how it feels....

Cill Dara Abu

Up the bum no harm done

Curly Judge

Sinfonia wrote: »

Makes just as much sense to me as the correct way.

Any other supposedly helpful/useful phrases that are basically redundant?

Port left.
Starboard right.

"I" before "E" except after "C".

With the permission of the OP I would like to extend this to all kinds of mnemonics which might help with learning.
When I was going to school there was a little poem which helped with the major rivers in Ireland. I have searched everywhere for it, including the internet, but came up blank.
What I can remember of it goes like this:
The Foyle through Derry winds its way.
The Lagan through Belfast.
And men in Tipperary watch the Suir flow gently past.

Can anybody help?

smokedeels

Roses are red and ready for plucking / She’s sixteen and.....

Curly Judge

mikom wrote: »

Righty tighty
Lefty loosey.

Doesn't work when putting on a condom.

Doesn't work when you'r using gas fittings!

Yeah Buddy

Thought this thread was about changing the clocks, well in any case they should be going forward now not back, who the **** wants the place getting dark at 4pm :mad:

Liam Byrne

Yeah Buddy wrote: »

Thought this thread was about changing the clocks, well in any case they should be going forward now not back, who the **** wants the place getting dark at 4pm :mad:

How could it be about the clocks considering we don't have a "fall" ?

Omackeral

Not really in keeping with this thread but I've always figured that Slow Down and Slow Up mean the same thing....

Also when people say 'stall it' meaning 'come here'

TPD

The three R's: Reading, writing and arithmetic. Who the fcuk came up with that.

Turtyturd

Better to be an hour early than a minute late...I'd just as happily be a minute early than an hour late.

baltimore sun

You can fall backward, fall over, but you cannot fall forward, stumble forward yea but not fall forward. Sorry.

the groutch

TPD wrote: »

The three R's: Reading, writing and arithmetic. Who the fcuk came up with that.

3 forms of communication: telephone, television, tell a woman

Gordon

SAHCOHTAO

30 days has september, april, may and october, all the rest have 31 except for january that has 20.

jaykay74

Slow and Steady wins the race.

I may be slow but in my defence I am consistent in my slowness and therefore have a great chance :pac:

ronan keane

SOHCAHTOA

Silly Old Harry
Caught A Herring
Trawling Off America

Sin Opposite over Hypotenus
Cos Adjacent over Hypotenus
Tan Opposite over Adjacent

Reamer Fanny

If there's grass on the pitch I'm playing

Sarn

I've always thought of it in martial terms. You'd spring forward to attack and 'fall back' in terms of a military engagement that is going badly.

pavb2

Was in a pub on Sunday lunch time in uk many years ago must have been spring forward. As people may know last drinks were 1400 hrs and absolutely zero tolerance.

You could hear a pin drop as a friend came in at 14.05went up to the now empty bar and ordered a pint. This was mili seconds before the whole place erupted in laughter