Comparing Apples to Oranges

splendid101 · 29-10-2011 1:08pm #1

Comparing Apples to Oranges - A Beginner's Guide

Both:

are round
contain seeds
are fruit
grow on trees
contain a lot of sugar
not all parts of edible
have different strains i.e. mandarins/clementines, granny smiths/pink ladies, etc
contain essential vitamins
make good juggling implements
can be used as fake breasts by a transvestite if so desired

Contrasting apples and oranges is very easy too.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 29-10-2011 1:12pm

Some oranges dont have seeds...so you need to be more specific in your comparison.

Yakult · 29-10-2011 1:13pm

So are tomatoes.

SomeFool · 29-10-2011 1:16pm

No such thing as an apple b*stard though......

Duggy747 · 29-10-2011 1:26pm

Apple makes phones

Orange sells phones

:pac:

Anyways you could eat an orange after it's peeled with your gums if you were toothless. Might have a bit of a problem getting through an apple, though......

GAAman · 29-10-2011 1:32pm

Apples hurt more than oranges when shot out of a homemade cannon

brummytom · 29-10-2011 1:32pm

The future's bright - the future's apple

Dotrel · 29-10-2011 1:34pm

Apples and Oranges are fine, but have you ever got your lips around a nice pear?

Saila · 29-10-2011 2:05pm

when someone has an apple they'll tell you, not the same with oranges

Oranage2 · 29-10-2011 2:14pm

Oranges can be very very bitter.

flutterflye · 29-10-2011 2:18pm

Orange juice tastes nice, but apple juice does not.

Kojak · 29-10-2011 2:25pm

I didn't know this was the fruit forum.

ejmaztec · 29-10-2011 2:26pm

This is bananas

Ellis Dee · 29-10-2011 2:26pm

Contrast: Applemen don't dress up in ridiculous gear, beat big drums and shout sectarian and racist abuse as they march through areas where decent people who don't want them live.:D:D:D