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Let's get colonised by Norway.

  • 29-10-2011 1:43am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭


    We've been single long enough. That last affair was messy but it's over now and we've got to get back on the bike.

    So how do we go about it? Build up kipper resources to the point where can't help but invade us? (I believe they like kippers, or maybe just herring generally)

    Mmm... delicious sherry.

    DISCUSS!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    At least they know the way :pac:

    We didn't fare out so well the last time though . . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    They dont want us


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭policarp


    Statoil as Gaelge.
    Back to school. . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,969 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Price of alcohol would be shocking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Havent they been here before


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,969 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Yes, but a man from Tipp threw them out

    The Dubs and Waterfordians had let themselves be taken over, soft city folk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Lets not


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭policarp


    orourkeda wrote: »
    They dont want us
    They just want our ice machines. . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY.
    Feck the culture, think about the wimmin folk, they can have ours and we can have theirs.

    Think of it as a cultural exchange if you want, we definitely win, they'll be lucky to break even....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    Waterford's not a city!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,969 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Waterford is Ireland's oldest city


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    mikemac wrote: »
    Yes, but a man from Tipp threw them out

    The Dubs and Waterfordians had let themselves be taken over, soft city folk
    Brian Boru was from Clare. And he didn't throw the Vikings out. This is a myth. There were Vikings on both sides at The Battle of Clontarf. It was actually more a fight between Munster and Leinster with a few more Norsemen on the Leinster side.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    "You know, Emily, we could have sexual intercourse right now."

    "Mmm... Yes."

    "But let's not."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    Feck the culture, think about the wimmin folk, they can have ours and we can have theirs.

    Think of it as a cultural exchange if you want, we definitely win, they'll be lucky to break even....



    Ah yes, Norwegian women are luuuuvly...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    We once did a long time ago, I live in a city founded by them, Dublin, its just a pity they didn't stick to their Nordic ways and run the place like one of those slick clean and orderly Nordic Cities.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel



    Looks like she's already spoken for. Check the photo of the hunk on the fridge (top left).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Norwayviking


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    We've been single long enough. That last affair was messy but it's over now and we've got to get back on the bike.

    So how do we go about it? Build up kipper resources to the point where can't help but invade us? (I believe they like kippers, or maybe just herring generally)

    Mmm... delicious sherry.

    DISCUSS!

    I am allready here,and i am not impressed:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    That A-Ha concert at the RDS back in 86 was cool

    /puts whale sounds on the cd player :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 590 ✭✭✭maddragon


    No no. They built Limerick the last time. What new scourge would they inflict upon us now.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭Benny_Cake


    We've been with them before,a lot of physical abuse before we finally snapped - sometimes there's just no going back to old relationships..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    I am allready here,and i am not impressed:D

    I hope you brought lots of your wimmins with you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Norwayviking


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I hope you brought lots of your wimmins with you!

    No, but had my portion of them though:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,438 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    mikemac wrote: »
    Price of alcohol would be shocking

    Indeed...€9 a pint when I was there last week...and it's bloody freezing (oddly enough). Trains seem to run on time though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Norwayviking


    Benny_Cake wrote: »
    We've been with them before,a lot of physical abuse before we finally snapped - sometimes there's just no going back to old relationships..

    Yes true
    Always good when vikings fight against other vikings:D


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