If you won the presidency...

Thoie

If you currently own your own house/apartment, what would you do with it if you won the presidency? Would you sell it? Would you plan on moving back into it at the end of your term, or would you plan on moving somewhere else afterwards?

If you were selling, what would you do with your furniture? If you're keeping the house, how would you maintain the house - would you drop over every few weeks to give the place a bit of an airing?

DrumSteve

****, the quality of threads in this place is dying.

Snakeblood

Thoie wrote: »

If you currently own your own house/apartment, what would you do with it if you won the presidency? Would you sell it? Would you plan on moving back into it at the end of your term, or would you plan on moving somewhere else afterwards?

If you were selling, what would you do with your furniture? If you're keeping the house, how would you maintain the house - would you drop over every few weeks to give the place a bit of an airing?

I'd get rid of it. I earn 325 grand a year, what do I want with an apartment now worth 75? I'd burn the ****ing thing, and laugh as I go.

Kasabian

I'd let my extended family move their caravans on to the lawns of the Arás.

Yakult

*walks in*

Wow, exciting.

*walks out*

Laois_Man

I'd probably continue to live in it most of the time

This is what Mary McAleese has done for the last 14 years yanno!

toxicity234

I give it to Martin Mcg. for getting me elected,
and ask Martin to Give Pat Kenny a bottle of Wine for taking the bait.

Ellis Dee

I wouldn't sell my present house in Laois, that's for sure! Has anyone looked at the state of the property market lately?:):):)

Oranage2

DrumSteve wrote: »

****, the quality of threads in this place is dying.

As are the replies.

Saila

Oranage2 wrote: »

As are the replies.

ironing: its great.

Chuck Stone

Atari chocolate sponge cake.

Stinicker

I can only laugh reading Sean Gallagher facebook page, imagine if that lowlife got in there! He'd probably re-mortgage it ten times before knocking it down and building a block of gaudy unsafe apartments with some ff developer buddy before failing to sell them and then getting nama and the state to buy them back at four times the real value.

padd b1975

DrumSteve wrote: »

****, the quality of threads in this place is dying.

Start a good thread, show everyone how its done.

Killer Pigeon

Being President would be the life. Free gaff, great salary, free transport, get all my work done for me, sitting on my arse most of the time, nice holidays abroad, feeling important, etc..

ScumLord

If I became president it would look like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TR_swxR2UE

Killer Pigeon

ScumLord wrote: »

If I became president it would look like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TR_swxR2UE

Wrong music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n50xmLNalIM

patwicklow

i would turn the Arás into a big hostel for the homless it would be more useful
then it is now and build couple of hundred 6f x 6f cells in the basement to lock up the likes of Bertie and all the other FF corrupt con men.

Fulton Crown

What would I do If I were President ?

Thank all the stupid cunts good people who voted fer me.

Go straight into the Presidential room and have a good sniff of Mary's chair.......mmmmmm...maybe it's Martins....(good deep sniff) no! definately Mary's.

Happy days.:D

Have a good root through the various cupboards in the hope that she might have left a stray knicker or thong lying around .....

Nah ! only a pair of skiddy Y's.....durty cunt Martin.

Check through all the various state gifts..paying special attention to the giant dildo and arse beads from Berlescconi.

Mmmmm batteries on the dildo worn out.....hmmmmm...foxy Mary!

Check out the telescope trained on the Popes Cross ..lot o ****in strage folk knockin about there ...........

mattjack

Fulton Crown wrote: »

What would I do If I were President ?

Thank all the stupid cunts good people who voted fer me.

Go straight into the Presidential room and have a good sniff of Mary's chair.......mmmmmm...maybe it's Martins....(good deep sniff) no! definately Mary's.

Happy days.:D

Have a good root through the various cupboards in the hope that she might have left a stray knicker or thong lying around .....

Nah ! only a pair of skiddy Y's.....durty cunt Martin.

Check through all the various state gifts..paying special attention to the giant dildo and arse beads from Berlescconi.

Mmmmm batteries on the dildo worn out.....hmmmmm...foxy Mary!

Check out the telescope trained on the Popes Cross ..lot o ****in strage folk knockin about there ...........

It sounds like you put a lot of thought into this ,maybe even enacted some of it...

Fulton Crown

mattjack wrote: »

It sounds like you put a lot of thought into this ,maybe even enacted some of it...

Huh?

You figured that out all by yourself ?

Spent many an idle day thinkin about Mary's thong an other places i could sink my bell end into....

Dotrel

I'd probably keep the apartment for when I wanted to be with my piece on the side. I could use the Áras an Uachtaráin when spending a quiet night in with the .... *sigh* .... wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOINdsjJsDg

Solnskaya

If I won the presidency, I would mutter platitudes for the extent of my term cutting ribbons and visiting "out foridgn" and then retire on a huge pension. Much the same plan as Micheal D I'd imagine.