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What will the headlines say about the Presidential Winners & Losers?

  • 27-10-2011 09:30AM
    #1
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,899 ✭✭✭✭


    Here's my Guess, care to add some?:)


    David Norris "Romps Home" - Win

    Gallagher" Bombed out of it" - Lose

    Gay Mitchell "Bonged out of it" - Lose

    Micheal D "Good relations with the Wookies, I have" - Win

    Dana "Something feels moist" - Lose

    Mary Davis "52 Euro" - lose

    Martin Mc Guinness "Tá ár lá linn" - Win


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  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Dana - On a road to nowhere and all tyred out!


  • #3
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Dana and Mary Davis are loose women? Yikes


  • #4
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    Dana "Something feels moist" - Loose

    She'll have her lawyers after you and will lambast you publically during a debate for calling her loose for a start!


  • #5
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Gallagher - "Fools! Fooooooolls! mwahahahaha!


  • #6
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    This thread has every grammar nazi creaming/dripping their pants!


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  • #7
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    This thread has every grammer natsi creaming/dripping their pants!

    fyp


  • #8
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,357 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Also, why isn't Caramel on your list?


  • #9
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    PREZ SEZ JOBS FOR SOME, ENVELOPES FOR ALL.


  • #10
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    THUMB LOOKALIKE WINS IRISH PRESIDENCY.


  • #11
    ahlad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25 ✭ahlad


    Im only here because jimpumps fancy dress party thread was closed.


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  • #12
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    'Irish Stocks Plummet at Presidential Announcement'


  • #13
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Dana, win: "Danananana, I win!"

    Dana, lose: "Dana to Retyre from Politics?"

    Gallagher, win: "Áras and the other voters idiots for voting a Fianna Fáiler in?"

    Gallagher, lose: "Dragon's Den and Dusted."

    McGuinness, win: "Free Semtex for Everyone!"

    McGuinness, lose: "President Gallagher in Mysterious Kneecapping Incident."

    Norris, win: "Up the Áras!"

    Norris, lose: "Up the Áras!"

    Davis, win: "Charity Begins at Home: in the Áras!"

    Davis, lose: "Not so Special for Mary."

    Mitchell, win: "Mitchell to put 15 Brothers and 11 Sisters up in the Áras."

    Mitchell, lose: "Not a Gay Old Time for Mitchell."

    Higgins, win: "Michael D. President!"

    Higgins, lose: "Michael D. Sickened!"


  • #14
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    'Sean Gallagher elected president'
    Britain askes Europe for more burden sharing of Irish refugee problem.


  • #15
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    McGuinnes Becomes Commander Of Óglaigh na hÉireann For Second Time


  • #16
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Tor Johnson wins Aras race

    http://www.incredibletvandmovies.com/johnson.jpg


  • #17
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    NORRIS WINS TIGHT ARAS RACE.


  • #18
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    New Uachtarán Gallagher sells all his Crowe Park tickets for €5k


  • #19
    walrusgumble
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭walrusgumble


    sensibleken wrote: »
    Gallagher - "Fools! Fooooooolls! mwahahahaha!

    Ever wonder that Gallagher might not have really wanted to win the Presidency, but used this campaign to boost his stock for the next general election??

    He sought, according to the current Phoenix, sought to run as a FF candidate in Louth , years ago (where is the crime one asks, none of course).


  • #20
    walrusgumble
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭walrusgumble


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    New Uachtarán Gallagher sells all his Crowe Park tickets for €5k

    "Crowe" Park, where is that?


  • #21
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    as long as I don't have to read another headline involving some 'clever' application of 'all kinds of everything' :mad:


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  • #22
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    "President elect assasinated! Mary McAleese declares self 'President for life'"

    Concern for whereabouts of Taoiseach as severered hand found in bullet riddled Merrion Square offices. Riots on the streets of dublin described as 'easy' by new head of the armed forces General Martin McAleese. No contact from Galway for three days.


  • #23
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    just thought of this one if gallagher wins

    'The rule of thumb'


  • #24
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Age is just a number, the oldest candidate won.

    Gallagher ambushed by McGuinness.


  • #25
    veryangryman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,710 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    Gallagher: I'M IN!

    Which of course cant happen at this stage


  • #26
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Norris: Buggered at the Pole's
    Norris: I was bent double.................with laughter and joy when I heard
    Higgins: a small bit big time now
    Gallagher: Im out :o
    Gallagher: €5,000 for a 10% stake , bargain! says donating FF guest


  • #27
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Gallagher : Enveloped by Defeat.

    Gallagher: Chequed at Last Hurdle


  • #28
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Michael D Higgins Wins: Free lucky charms for everybody:D


  • #29
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Michael D Michael D Up on his bikeldee


  • #30
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    NORRIS WINS TIGHT ARAS RACE.

    Id say his hole is the size of a manhole cover


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  • #31
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Id say his hole is the size of a manhole cover

    charming


  • #32
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    "x wins" - "Is this the best we could do?"


  • #33
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    HIGGINS "DELIGHTED TO HAVE WON I AM, DO IRELAND PROUD I WILL"


  • #34
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,259 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    If we can change our names to "President of Ireland" by deed-poll, we can all be winners.


  • #35
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    GAY MITCHELL DEMANDS RECOUNT


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