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Who to vote for

  • 27-10-2011 7:24am
    #1
    The Concrete Doctor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 184 ✭✭


    We are being presented with a choice of 7 very different candidates. We do need to vote, although I am tempted not to.

    David Norris has some very dodgy views and I could not vote for him. (plus I would hate to see the Aras painted pink for Gay Pride week)

    Dana thinks little green men are out to kill her.

    Mary Davis is too egotistical and has been on more boards than I knew existed, including the DAA. (If you ever tried to use the new T2 car park you would immediately know why you shouldn’t vote for her.) Plus she is too close to Dennis O’Brien, the tax exile from ESAT.

    Gay Mitchell is a dour, spit on the path, corner boy.

    Martin McGuinness has a history (but who hasn’t). I couldn’t stand the sight of Sinner’s “Tattoo Brigade” doing security at the Aras gates.

    Sean Gallagher would now appear to have been a bag man for FF. A Galway tent specialist.

    Which leaves Michael D, who is a cultured Leprechaun. He is all things to all men. He would probably host a traveller’s tea party on the lawns of the Aras (with not much tea evident).

    Who to vote for? I would say God knows, but then Dana would probably get the nod.

    I don’t know, but I believe in Karma and natural signals, so that rainbow I saw today, over the Phoenix park, must be a sign. There is a crock of gold at the end of all rainbows and Leprechauns love gold (just like politicians). So I may put the old political pixie into the Aras retirement home, so that he can count his gold while writing poems and trimming his grey locks.


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