World records

TheMilkyPirate

Was just reading this article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alastair_Galpin about Alastair Galpin. He is a world record chaser and tbh in the list of some of the records he has broken some of them sound quite easy to beat. Take "the fastest time to butter ten slices of bread" 52.42 seconds, I think i could do better than that i could probably butter ten slices of bread in about 20 seconds maybe i'm wrong.

Also "the most high fives in one minute" 76, Get 90 people in a line and i reckon you would fly through them. There's a few others there that are admittedly completely ridiculous and pointless but seemingly easy to beat.

So do you reckon you could break any world records or do you hold any?

INB4 "most faps in an hour" etc..

jonnyfingers

Most faps in an......Damn!

A few friends of mine are Naked Rollercoaster World Record holders. It was too easy. Basically a crappy rollercoaster in Southend can hold 40 people in one train which is a lot. So they got 40 people to get naked and go on it.

Won't be easy to beat though as no other roller coaster can hold more than 40 in one train.

But as for the stupid, butter 10 slices of bread, records. I've no time for them. Utterly pointless if you ask me.

Pdfile

what about most inappropriate **** in a row ??


surely after 8, thats a marathon medal at the least.... and permanent scaring.

danniemcq

its probably proper block butter that they have to use, none of the i can't believe ... or easy spread stuff. probably have it so if you tear a hole its over

some that sound easy are really hard though like crackers eaten without water

Duggy747

Who can lay the heaviest shìte.

I've cracked a few ceramic bowls in my time :pac:

jester77

this seems to be a load of bollix.

Most candles in the mouth, most baseballs in hand while facing down, most high 5s in a min... come on, they are not records, that's just some idiot thinking up silly ways of getting his name in a book.

AeoNGriM

jester77 wrote: »

this seems to be a load of bollix.

Most candles in the mouth, most baseballs in hand while facing down, most high 5s in a min... come on, they are not records, that's just some idiot thinking up silly ways of getting his name in a book.

Bet you can't do any of them. Who's the idiot now, eh? WHO?!!!

:pac:

joshrogan

They should list the amount of people who've attempted/held the record so most of these stupid ones have 1 attempted 1 successful.

TheMilkyPirate

I'm gonna look into the butter one, I'd consider myself a bit of a butter connoisseur

:pac:

Kasabian

Can I make toast?

Immaculate Pasta

A few friends and I tried doing this challenge at uni:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltine_cracker_challenge

It sounds so simple but it really isn't.

The challenge is to eat 6 crackers in a minute without drinking anything. It's the chewing that gets you.

Pherekydes

What about a proper record, like running 4 laps of a track in under 3 minutes 43 seconds? Or throwing a spear over 98 metres?

Immaculate Pasta

Pherekydes wrote: »

What about a proper record, like running 4 laps of a track in under 3 minutes 43 seconds? Or throwing a spear over 98 metres?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

Kasabian

Pherekydes wrote: »

What about a proper record, like running 4 laps of a track in under 3 minutes 43 seconds? Or throwing a spear over 98 metres?

On your marks, get set, go.

Spear throwing was banned and replaced with the Javelin.

Pherekydes

Kasabian wrote: »

On your marks, get set, go.

Spear throwing was banned and replaced with the Javelin.

The Javelin is a spear. But my point echoes a previous point that these are stupid, makey uppey records.