Wednesday 'Uns

MonkieSocks

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time.

Later they go on to a show.

The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says

"I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose.

May I call on you tomorrow?"

She agrees and a date is made.

The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face.

He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.

She said "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last night and it said

'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall.'"
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There were three women who always hang their laundry out in the backyard.

When it rains, of course, the laundry always gets wet - all the laundry,except for Rose's.

The other two women wonder why Rose never has her laundry out on the days that it rains.

So one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women says to Rose,

"How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?"

"Well," says Rose, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Brian.

If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day and I can hang out the wash.

If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash."

"What if it is pointed up?" asks one of the women.

"Honey," says Rose, "on a day like that, you don't do the laundry!"