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Censor a song that doesn't need it.

  • 25-10-2011 11:32pm
    #1
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭


    Any song can sound filthy, if you censor it right


    Rolf Harris - Two Little Boys.

    Two little boys had two little ****
    Each had a wooden ****
    Gaily they played each summer's day
    ****s both of course
    One little chap then had a mishap
    Broke off his ****'s head
    Wept for his **** then cried with joy
    As his young playmate said

    Did you think I would leave you crying
    When there's room on my **** for two
    Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
    I can **** just as fast with two
    When we grow up we'll both be ****
    And our **** will not be toys
    And I wonder if we'll remember
    When we were two little ****

    :D


Comments

  • #2
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    No


  • #3
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    Now there's a song that sounds dirty without the censoring - to the right (wrong) mind!


  • #4
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nah.


  • #5
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    CorsetIsTight wrote: »
    Any song can sound filthy, if you censor it right


    Rolf Harris - Two Little Boys.

    Two little boys had two little ****
    Each had a wooden ****
    Gaily they played each summer's day
    ****s both of course
    One little chap then had a mishap
    Broke off his ****'s head
    Wept for his **** then cried with joy
    As his young playmate said

    Did you think I would leave you crying
    When there's room on my **** for two
    Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
    I can **** just as fast with two
    When we grow up we'll both be ****
    And our **** will not be toys
    And I wonder if we'll remember
    When we were two little ****

    :D

    Oh for ****'* sake!


  • #6
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM


    /thread.


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  • #7
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    **** **** ***** sheep


  • #8
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    I'll bite

    'we will we will **** you' :p


  • #9
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    ******




    controversial


  • #10
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    I want to shower you with ***** ***** and ride you over ******
    Polish your ****** every single day, and bring you to the ***** *******

    My lovely *****, you're a pony no more
    Running around with a man ** your ****, like a ***** in the night...

    More stars etc


  • #11
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    I believe I can ****
    I believe I can touch the ****
    I **** about it every night and day
    Spread my **** and **** away
    I believe I can ****
    I see me ****ing through that open ****
    I believe I can ****
    I believe I can ****
    I believe I can ****


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  • #12
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    No
    Yakult wrote: »
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nah.

    Ah I'm so disappointed :(

    I was certain that if anyone could be funny, it would be you two...

    Seems I was wrong.

    :D


  • #13
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Aishae wrote: »
    I want to shower you with ***** ***** and ride you over ******
    Polish your ****** every single day, and bring you to the ***** *******

    My lovely *****, you're a pony no more
    Running around with a man ** your ****, like a ***** in the night...

    More stars etc
    MUST.NOT.FLIRT


  • #14
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    I believe I can ****
    I believe I can **** the sky
    I think about ******* every night and day
    Spread my c**e and **** away
    I believe I can ****
    I see me ****ing through that open as****e
    I believe I can ****
    I believe I can c**e
    I believe I can ****

    better :cool:


  • #15
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    CorsetIsTight wrote: »
    Ah I'm so disappointed :(

    I was certain that if anyone could be funny, it would be you two...

    Seems I was wrong.

    :D

    Yeah, well you started it!


  • #16
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Saila wrote: »
    better :cool:

    c**e???? Ye wha? :)


  • #17
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


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  • #18
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Yeah, well you started it!

    Yeah, well at least I made an effort.

    If you're going to be insulting, you could at least make me feel as if you mean it. Half-hearted semi-passive-aggressive comments make baby Jesus cry you know.

    I mean, seriously, the least you could do is insult my mother.


  • #19
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    c**e???? Ye wha? :)

    *om*


  • #20
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Saila wrote: »
    *om*

    Agreed!


  • #21
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Like ***** to a Child

    If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be ****

    While My ****** Gently Weeps


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  • #22
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    "If you go out in the woods today
    You're sure of a big surprise.
    If you go out in the woods today
    You'd better go in disguise.

    For every **** that ever there was
    Will gather there for certain, because
    Today's the day the ***** ***** have their ******.

    ****** time for ***** *****,
    The little ***** ***** are having a lovely time today.
    Watch them, catch them unawares,
    And see them ****** on their ******.
    See them gaily dance about.
    They love to **** and *****.
    And never have any cares.
    At six o'clock their ******* and *******
    Will take them home to bed
    Because they're ***** little ***** *****."



    "Postman Pat
    Postman Pat
    Postman Pat and his black and white ***.
    Early in the morning,
    When the day is dawning,
    He picks up all the **** **** in his van.

    Postman Pat
    Postman Pat
    Postman Pat and his black and white ***.
    All the ***** are ******* and the day is just begining,
    Pat feels he's a really happy man.

    Everybody knows his bright red ***,
    All his friends will smile as he ***** to ***** them.
    Maybe, you can never be sure, there'll be *****, *****
    ******* through your *****! he he!"


    "Oh yeah, I´ll tell you something
    I think you'll understand
    When I say that something
    I wanna hold your ****
    I wanna hold your ****
    I wanna hold your ****

    Oh, please, say to me
    You'll let me ** your ***
    and please, say to me

    You'll let me hold your ****
    Now let me hold your ****
    I wanna hold your ****

    And when I touch you i feel happy, inside
    It's such a feeling
    That my ****
    I can't hide
    I can't hide
    I can't hide "


  • #23
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    eeny meenie miiney moe *doorbell*

    Oh its the anti-racism police here to cart me away. Feckin Tamil Tigers complained me I supposed.


  • #24
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs


  • #25
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Ireland's call
    etc

    Hmm, actually now a much better song


  • #26
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8tc6ENHrmM


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