Things I just don't understand...

Sofiztikated

Why do public toilets always have inward opening doors?

Think about it. You go for a wizz or a poop. You wash your hands. You see Johnny Mankey taking a slash, with his great big unwashed mickey in his hands. He walks out, without the necessary hygiene.

You dry your hands, and go to open the door. You have to grasp a door handle that Johnny Mankey just opened with the hands he just had his mickey in. Him and no doubt many others. What do you do?

Why do some people have issues with being told you can't park there?
Where I work, you can't park outside the front door. We reserve it for a drop off point, or for disabled badge holders. We offer valet parking. We offer a shuttle bus to ferry people to and from the car park, both complimentary. Yet people continuously park there. Why?

Back to toilets again. Why do some places supply those damn asthsmatic handdryers?
Surely they use the same amount of electricity as, say, a Dyson Airblade. Yet an Airblade dries your hands in 10 seconds, whereas with those wheezy little things take ages. Damn, I love those Airblades. Do be tempted to drop me balls in, to see what it feels like, if it was my own personal one.

What do you not just get?

Saila

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Back to toilets again. Why do some places supply those damn asthsmatic handdryers?
Surely they use the same amount of electricity as, say, a Dyson Airblade. Yet an Airblade dries your hands in 10 seconds, whereas with those wheezy little things take ages. Damn, I love those Airblades. Do be tempted to drop me balls in, to see what it feels like, if it was my own personal one.

What do you not just get?

Because the initial cost of putting a Dyson in is probably really high and so people don't buy them.

Why do public toilets always have inward opening doors?

Because if they opened outwards, you'd be running the gauntlet of having a door in your face as you walked past them.

Glico Man

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Back to toilets again. Why do some places supply those damn asthsmatic handdryers?
Surely they use the same amount of electricity as, say, a Dyson Airblade. Yet an Airblade dries your hands in 10 seconds, whereas with those wheezy little things take ages. Damn, I love those Airblades. Do be tempted to drop me balls in, to see what it feels like, if it was my own personal one.

What do you not just get?

Dyson airblades are the Korean meatballs

Oblig pic:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmxu8sqOby1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg

randylonghorn

Deleted User wrote: »

Because if they opened outwards, you'd be running the gauntlet of having a door in your face as you walked past them.

Exactly.

I'd say install sensors ... but then Johnny Mankey will touch the handle of the next door with the hands he just touched his mickey with anyway, so feck all difference really.

Aoifey!

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Why do public toilets always have inward opening doors?

Think about it. You go for a wizz or a poop. You wash your hands. You see Johnny Mankey taking a slash, with his great big unwashed mickey in his hands. He walks out, without the necessary hygiene.

You dry your hands, and go to open the door. You have to grasp a door handle that Johnny Mankey just opened with the hands he just had his mickey in. Him and no doubt many others. What do you do?

Why do some people have issues with being told you can't park there?
Where I work, you can't park outside the front door. We reserve it for a drop off point, or for disabled badge holders. We offer valet parking. We offer a shuttle bus to ferry people to and from the car park, both complimentary. Yet people continuously park there. Why?

Back to toilets again. Why do some places supply those damn asthsmatic handdryers?
Surely they use the same amount of electricity as, say, a Dyson Airblade. Yet an Airblade dries your hands in 10 seconds, whereas with those wheezy little things take ages. Damn, I love those Airblades. Do be tempted to drop me balls in, to see what it feels like, if it was my own personal one.

What do you not just get?

You're male? :eek:

cesc77

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Why do public toilets always have inward opening doors?

Think about it. You go for a wizz or a poop. You wash your hands. You see Johnny Mankey taking a slash, with his great unwashed mickey in his hands. He walks out, without the necessary hygiene.

You dry your hands, and go to open the door. You have to grasp a door handle that Johnny Mankey just opened with the hands he just had his mickey in. Him and no doubt many others. What do you do?

Why do some people have issues with being told you can't park there?
Where I work, you can't park outside the front door. We reserve it for a drop off point, or for disabled badge holders. We offer valet parking. We offer a shuttle bus to ferry people to and from the car park, both complimentary. Yet people continuously park there. Why?

Back to toilets again. Why do some places supply those damn asthsmatic handdryers?
Surely they use the same amount of electricity as, say, a Dyson Airblade. Yet an Airblade dries your hands in 10 seconds, whereas with those wheezy little things take ages. Damn, I love those Airblades. Do be tempted to drop me balls in, to see what it feels like, if it was my own personal one.

What do you not just get?

Your face is far too close to said mickey to know that its unwashed.

Just asking but is this knowledge through looking to long at the urinal or trying to sniff it.

Either one means that your faux-pax userps his.

If youre referring to previous users of the bog, then you do what a normal person would do and use a tissue or suchlike to open the door upon your exit.Or your wee finger.


Some like a wee finger on the exit door:pac:

Saila

randylonghorn wrote: »

Exactly.

I'd say install sensors ... but then Johnny Mankey will touch the handle of the next door with the hands he just touched his mickey with anyway, so feck all difference really.

or you could just take out the door that leaves the room

bleg

Hands free antibacterial soap dispenser! You're about to use the ****ing soap! It doesn't matter if the dispenser is dirty!

Sofiztikated

Aoifey! wrote: »

You're male? :eek:

I am, yes.

You Jelly?

im invisible

aaronh007 wrote: »

Dyson airblades are the Korean meatballs

four. HUNDRED. miles. an hour

that is all

randylonghorn

Still gonna be another door somewhere ... or something / someone else for him to touch ...

Sofiztikated

randylonghorn wrote: »

Still gonna be another door somewhere ... or something / someone else for him to touch ...

Yeah, but the germs might have, fúck I don't know, fallen off or something.

Aw crap. I'm thinking this through far too much. I'm going to start wearing gloves.

Or live in solitary confinement.

Mint Sauce

Sofiztikated wrote: »

What do you not just get?

Channel 5. Doesn't mater how hard I try.

Mint Sauce

im invisible wrote: »

four. HUNDRED. miles. an hour

that is all

That how hard all the mess in the toilets is being fired at you.

:eek:

Sofiztikated

irish-stew wrote: »

Channel 5. Doesn't mater how hard I try.

As in can't receive it, or just don't understand it's purpose?

cesc77

randylonghorn wrote: »

Still gonna be another door somewhere ... or something / someone else for him to touch ...

Dont touch everything,then.Do you think smelly mickey man smears himself all over the show?

Or use elbows and things.Or rubber gloves.....your friends wont think youre a nut at all.

*lightbulb*

I see that film is out about mens unwashed knobs and hygiene issues and contracting smelly end disease.Contagion,I think its called.:pac:

Mint Sauce

Sofiztikated wrote: »

As in can't receive it, or just don't understand it's purpose?

Both.

Sofiztikated

cesc77 wrote: »

Your face is far too close to said mickey to know that its unwashed.

Just asking but is this knowledge through looking to long at the urinal or trying to sniff it.

Either one means that your faux-pax userps his.

If youre referring to previous users of the bog, then you do what a normal person would do and use a tissue or suchlike to open the door upon your exit.Or your wee finger.


Some like a wee finger on the exit door:pac:

Missed this the first time around.

My knowledge of his mickey being of the great unwashed kind comes from more of a presumption than anything else.

If he is a bit sloppy with washing his hands, then I'm guessing he might have issues with the far more difficult task of handling floppy goods in the shower.

I don't stare at someones mickey, unless it's particularly interesting/pretty.

Green Mile

There's a time of a each month when I just don't understand women.

haron

do you wash your hands after the toilet cause you pissed on your hands or your mickey is dirty?

axel rose

This one wrecks my head


Stag and doe are the male and the female of a deer

cow and bull are the male and female of a ??????

Sofiztikated

axel rose wrote: »

This one wrecks my head


Stag and doe are the male and the female of a deer

cow and bull are the male and female of a ??????

Bull is male. For cow, elephant, and whale (I think)

slavetothegrind

so my friend, just what would make a mickey "pretty" in your eyes? Hmm?

on the handle thing, http://www.handlehygiene.com/ got you covered!

axel rose

Cow is the female and bull is the male version of the creatures that live in the fields- but what are they?

slavetothegrind

Bovine

Agricola

axel rose wrote: »

Cow is the female and bull is the male version of the creatures that live in the fields- but what are they?

Cattle!

Kojak

If a blind man is wiping his arse after having a dump, how does he know when he is clean??

kfallon

There's one thing I don't understand....












































......Chinese writing

cesc77

Oh,just remembered.I had a dragons denish moment and thought that black light in a bathroom would be a fantastic idea.

Til I thought that people would be p1ssed at seeing themselves blasted in p1ss and not return to that pub:o

Ignorance is bliss:pac:

I always clean my hands though.



Never mind the abundance of human related excretions EVERYWHERE in the bog.Poor cleaner would be under severe pressure something akin to a serial killer(with black light) trying to remove all traces.

axel rose

Agricola wrote: »

Cattle!

Aren't cattle refering to a herd that is for slaughter-just as heifers are female and will eventually have calves and will r]then be cows-bullock is the individual in a herd of cattle.

If you are right what is the singular name?

Bovine is as close as I can get but we don't call sheep ovis......well I don't!

Sofiztikated

axel rose wrote: »

Aren't cattle refering to a herd that is for slaughter-just as heifers are female and will eventually have calves and will r]then be cows-bullock is the individual in a herd of cattle.

If you are right what is the singular name?

Bovine is as close as I can get but we don't call sheep ovis......well I don't!

Cattle is the correct term, known colloquially as cows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow

El Guapo!

bleg wrote: »

Hands free antibacterial soap dispenser! You're about to use the ****ing soap! It doesn't matter if the dispenser is dirty!

I came into this thread just to post the same thing. It makes no sense and I give out about it every time I see the ad on tv!

Sofiztikated

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Cattle is the correct term, known colloquially as cows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow

Bullocks! :P

axel rose

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Cattle is the correct term, known colloquially as cows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow

Ah wonderful wiki.....the answer to everything.

It never occured to me to wiki cow :-(

--Kaiser--

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Cattle is the correct term, known colloquially as cows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow

To an Irish farmer at least, they're only cattle if they are bullocks or heifers, if they are milking cows then they are referred to as cows

Wetai

kfallon wrote: »

There's one thing I don't understand....

......Chinese writing

But Kanji, Katakana, Romanji, Hiragana, etc. (types/variations of Japanese - which I wish I could understand) are fine?