Hairdresser karate kicks bandit, ties him up and feeds him Viagra!

Chris P. Bacon

A MAN who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up naked and then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

But the tables were turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

She allegedly stripped him naked and, for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.
The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.

Both have now been arrested.

When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

dailymail

zuroph

They have the internet on computers now.

jamiecoins

lucky fella :rolleyes:
wash cut n a b****job

Can't beat a sPerm

OutlawPete

Her saloon soon to enter the Guinness Book Of Records as 'Most robbed establishment in the world!'.

jamiecoins

it must of been hard for him to resist :P

Chris P. Bacon

jamiecoins wrote: »

it must of been hard for him to resist :P

There was no need to highlight hard,we know what you meant.

GLaDOS

Welcome to 2009

My name is URL

What a scummy bitch. She should have her balls cut off so she can never rape again.

Sofiztikated

I see the Daily Fail are stuck for stories if they are recycling this.

Either that, or the mad bitch is at it again. With the same man.

Chris P. Bacon

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Welcome to 2009

Who gives a fuck when it happened,or who reported it,its a funny story.

Herb Powell

/goes to rob hair salon in Russia

rubadub

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Who gives a fuck when it happened,or who reported it,its a funny story.

Yeah, people being kidnapped & raped is fucking hilarious.

Gummy Panda

Nice..

MagicMarker

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Who gives a fuck when it happened,or who reported it,its a funny story.

If the gender roles were reversed would it still be funny?

Cpt_Blackbeard

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Who gives a fuck when it happened,or who reported it,its a funny story.

Rape is rape. If it happened the other way around there would be uproar. Double standards at their best..

GLaDOS

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Who gives a fuck when it happened,or who reported it,its a funny story.

Doesn't change the story, it does however re-enforce the fact that the DM is joke of a "newspaper", which I feel is necessary at every opportunity.

Chris P. Bacon

MagicMarker wrote: »

If the gender roles were reversed would it still be funny?

Funnier.

Saila

in soviet russia criminals get fcuked not the victim

Sonics2k

MagicMarker wrote: »

If the gender roles were reversed would it still be funny?

Hmm....

Yes?

padd b1975

Saila wrote: »

in soviet russia criminals get fcuked not the victim

Soviet russia?? Stories from 2009, not 1989.

Stiffler2

Jasus - No south park Comments here yet, I'll say it so :



Nice

Dravokivich

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Jasus - No south park Comments here yet, I'll say it so :



Nice

What are you, slow?

It was done 2 days ago.

neil_hosey

padd b1975 wrote: »

Soviet russia?? Stories from 2009, not 1989.

ah jaysus what is happening around here.

Jimmy Bottlehead

The would-be thief made the decision to break the law.

Sadly for him, he got ****ed - but I've no sympathy. You do the crime, you do the time.

Quite a unique self-defense method she has, though.

MagicMarker

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

The would-be thief made the decision to break the law.

Sadly for him, he got ****ed - but I've no sympathy. You do the crime, you do the time.

Quite a unique self-defense method she has, though.

If a woman broke in and a man tied her up and raped her for 3 days would you be saying the same?

Ellis Dee

She's all heart! It says in the OP that she gave him 1,000 roubles when he left. Wow! That's the guts of €20.:D

talkinyite

Saila wrote: »

in soviet russia criminals get fcuked not the victim

In capitalist Ireland, banks rob you

Local-womanizer

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Funnier.

Not sure if you are serious or not but what a stupid comment.

As pointed out, rape is rape. No one deserves to be a victim of it, even if they broke into a shop. That is what the courts are for.

Jen Pigs Fly

He must have been some catch, don't know why she thought sex was a good punishment? Unless she just used him for her own benefit and just left him, now that would be cruel punishment

I dont understand the thinking of it!

fran oconnor

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Jasus - No south park Comments here yet, I'll say it so :



Nice

Must have been miss Stevenson.

pajunior

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

He must have been some catch, don't know why she thought sex was a good punishment? Unless she just used him for her own benefit and just left him, now that would be cruel punishment

I dont understand the thinking of it!

This may sound weird but apparently a lot of people are of the opinion that rape is a bad thing.

Who knew.

listermint

MagicMarker wrote: »

If a woman broke in and a man tied her up and raped her for 3 days would you be saying the same?

No but if a sexy russian hairdresser tied a lad up and rode him, theres not many that would complain.......

rubadub

listermint wrote: »

No but if a sexy russian hairdresser tied a lad up and rode him, theres not many that would complain.......

Did you read the report? he did complain, and he was also starved for 3 days.

So are you trying to tell me if your daughter/cousin/niece was involved in a robbery and tied up for 3 days, starved, drugged and repeatedly raped you would not expect her to complain if the rapist looked like Brad Pitt?

Its no wonder so much male rape and domestic abuse goes unreported with sickening opinions like these around.

Wetbench4

whats he complaining about??? If he'd gotten caught for the robbery and sent to prison, he'd be getting a whole different type of raping.

Lone Stone

is she hot ?

Jimmy Bottlehead

MagicMarker wrote: »

If a woman broke in and a man tied her up and raped her for 3 days would you be saying the same?

Pretty much, yes.

IMHO, if you break the law in a serious manner, you automatically give up your rights. I couldn't give a damn whether it's a woman or a man - rape is rape.

He chose to flaunt the law, and to break into this woman's house. He may (or may not) have been prepared to cause bodily harm to her, but as far as she knew, he was there to stab and rob her.
It was her property, and her life, and she has every right to defend that by any means necessary.

At that point, the thief (man or woman) has made their decision, and needs to be dealt with as swiftly and harshly as possible. I have no iota of sympathy for someone who knowingly breaks the law and encroaches on the life and wellbeing of another person.

I can tell you this - he won't be in a hurry to rob anybody else after that. Earning an honest crust is easier than being tortured for three days and chucked back onto the street.

MagicMarker

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Pretty much, yes.

And that's where I stopped reading.

zuroph

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Pretty much, yes.

IMHO, if you break the law in a serious manner, you automatically give up your rights. I couldn't give a damn whether it's a woman or a man - rape is rape.

He chose to flaunt the law, and to break into this woman's house. He may (or may not) have been prepared to cause bodily harm to her, but as far as she knew, he was there to stab and rob her.
It was her property, and her life, and she has every right to defend that by any means necessary.

At that point, the thief (man or woman) has made their decision, and needs to be dealt with as swiftly and harshly as possible. I have no iota of sympathy for someone who knowingly breaks the law and encroaches on the life and wellbeing of another person.

I can tell you this - he won't be in a hurry to rob anybody else after that. Earning an honest crust is easier than being tortured for three days and chucked back onto the street.

three days of rape and torture is not defence, thats assault. defence is knocking him out and calling the police.

My name is URL

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Pretty much, yes.

IMHO, if you break the law in a serious manner, you automatically give up your rights.

Even if someone gives up their rights, it doesn't permit you to break the law.

He chose to flaunt the law

lol. I don't think he chose to flaunt it =p

xxtattyberxx

when I read this first I thought fair play to her for teaching him a lesson and protecting her business but in reality shes no better than any scummy rapist. If the shoe was on the other footy and a guy did this to a girl he'd be slated, and his life would be as good as over, whereas because its a female shes getting praised?

strobe

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Pretty much, yes.

IMHO, if you break the law in a serious manner, you automatically give up your rights. I couldn't give a damn whether it's a woman or a man - rape is rape.

He chose to flaunt the law, and to break into this woman's house. He may (or may not) have been prepared to cause bodily harm to her, but as far as she knew, he was there to stab and rob her.
It was her property, and her life, and she has every right to defend that by any means necessary.

At that point, the thief (man or woman) has made their decision, and needs to be dealt with as swiftly and harshly as possible. I have no iota of sympathy for someone who knowingly breaks the law and encroaches on the life and wellbeing of another person.

I can tell you this - he won't be in a hurry to rob anybody else after that. Earning an honest crust is easier than being tortured for three days and chucked back onto the street.

In which case, seeing as this woman broke the law by doing what she did to him he is well within his rights to track her down at a later stage and take a hatchet to her face.

This fictitious society of yours sounds mind bendingly practical, I must say.

Jimmy Bottlehead

strobe wrote: »

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Pretty much, yes.

IMHO, if you break the law in a serious manner, you automatically give up your rights. I couldn't give a damn whether it's a woman or a man - rape is rape.

He chose to flaunt the law, and to break into this woman's house. He may (or may not) have been prepared to cause bodily harm to her, but as far as she knew, he was there to stab and rob her.
It was her property, and her life, and she has every right to defend that by any means necessary.

At that point, the thief (man or woman) has made their decision, and needs to be dealt with as swiftly and harshly as possible. I have no iota of sympathy for someone who knowingly breaks the law and encroaches on the life and wellbeing of another person.

I can tell you this - he won't be in a hurry to rob anybody else after that. Earning an honest crust is easier than being tortured for three days and chucked back onto the street.

In which case, seeing as this woman broke the law by doing what she did to him he is well within his rights to track her down at a later stage and take a hatchet to her face.

This fictitious society of yours sounds mind bendingly practical, I must say.

End result? Everybody kills each other eventually - no more people = no more crime.

Voila!!

Jaxxy

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Doesn't change the story, it does however re-enforce the fact that the DM is joke of a "newspaper", which I feel is necessary at every opportunity.

Not to mention they have three alternative spellings for the hairdresser's name in one article.

Killer Pigeon

If only it was true...

Northern Monkey

MagicMarker wrote: »

If the gender roles were reversed would it still be funny?

Any male hairdressers I know prefer the company of men...