Which Presidential Candidate would you have sex with?

Firewalkwithme · 22-10-2011 1:00am #1

Instead of voting for the next president in order of preference, which of them would you have sex with regardless of your sexuality if you had to? Please include all 7 candidates and your reasons why

I'm going to go in reverse order since none are particularly appealing.

7 Gay Mitchell - I just don't think I could relax enough with someone who thought that bringing the Olymipics to Ireland was a realistic idea so sorry Gay, you get my number 7.

6 Martin McGuinness - The only reason to do this would be to live to tell the tale, i.e. sell the story to the Indo but I suspect I'd be disappeared before I could.

5 Dana - Can't imagine she knows too many tricks in the sack and would most likely only be into missionary. Don't fancy the prayers before and after either.

4 David Norris - Far to experienced in his field for me and I don't know for sure if he would be bottom or top. Anyway, I'm probably too young for him,

3 Sean Gallager - Would probably go like the clappers but I'd be afraid he might scream "BERTIE"! when he, um... arrives.

2 Mary Davis - Unlike Dana, I get the impression that this woman knows her way around that area. Sadly, she's not somebody I would bring home to meet my parents so that rules her out.

1 Michael D - Whatever happens, good or bad you just know that Michael D would cuddle you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear post copulation so for that reason alone, he gets my number 1.

longshanks · 22-10-2011 1:03am

All of them, one after the other. I wouldn't be holding back either, y'know, the coke, viagra and whiskey rough shit

Wolfe Tone · 22-10-2011 1:03am

Burn it, burn it!

I've read some nasty stuff on AH in my time but this?

Lone Stone · 22-10-2011 1:03am

I would give Mary slippy sloppy with the whippy whoppy

policarp · 22-10-2011 1:08am

David

A few David Norris friends here . . .

charlemont · 22-10-2011 1:10am

Ha, You need help..;)

Tea_Bag · 22-10-2011 1:11am

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Super-Rush · 22-10-2011 1:21am

No.

Just no.

Super-Rush · 22-10-2011 1:34am

Sarky if you don't want this, feel free to throw it back.

Ps. i love you.

WalterMitty · 22-10-2011 1:55am

none of the above

luckyfrank · 22-10-2011 1:58am

Mary

Im not gay but i picked michael d higgins, id say his arse would be the tightest. What the feckin romans did it !!

Tea_Bag · 22-10-2011 2:15am

Seriously OP, how much time did you spend thinking about this?

Fago! · 22-10-2011 2:29am

super-rush wrote: »

Sarky if you don't want this, feel free to throw it back.

Ps. i love you.

He's off having a shower. I'll sign for it.

Fago!

policarp · 22-10-2011 2:41am

David

DeValera. . .
or
Necraphelia. . .

Joe10000 · 22-10-2011 2:42am

Hobsons choice.

Storminateacup · 22-10-2011 7:10am

Good question. It's a question I base all my election votes on -- the best looking one.

I'm stumped on this one -- I really wouldn't have sex with any of them but I'd cuddle with Dana - she's just toooo cute.

Maybe McGuinness for the danger factor.

If I was drunk enough, Sean Gallagher.

David Norris? Bet that bitch is bottom and it'd be like playing snooker with a rope anyway. Id say his back passage is well seen to

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