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In laws you hate!!

  • 21-10-2011 7:11pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭


    Right, I'm in a situation where two of my in laws and a child have moved into my house for a week until they get "sorted", normally it wouldn't bother me in the slightest, helping out family etc..BUT!!!!! This cúnt lost her previous house because she spent her rent allowance on Drugs, drink, etc...

    They are the scum of the earth in my opinion, (ten years dealing with these cúnts)

    My wife and I are fairly successful, she runs her business, which I help her with and I am a consultant for large MNC's in Ireland and abroad.

    These fúckers think they can screw every scent out of the tax system and try to do it to us, for instance tonight they said the landlord said "you can't move in unless we get 2,000 up front"

    DO THEY THINK I'M FúCKING THICK???????

    Opinions please!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I hate all my In Laws

    Even though I havent got any.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    You can choose your friends but you cant choose your family.

    Start charging them rent and a portion of bills ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    Did they come from Dale Farm?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Will it only be a week. It could be a month or longer if they are broke.

    Where are the authorities in all this. Can they really lave a family with a young child homeless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Whats the difference between Inlaws and Outlaws?
    Outlaws are wanted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    I wish they'd fúck off to a traveller camp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    The difference between In-Laws and Out-Laws?

    Out-Laws are wanted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    Whats the difference between Inlaws and Outlaws?
    Outlaws are wanted.

    Damn you!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    woodoo wrote: »
    Will it only be a week. It could be a month or longer if they are broke.

    Where are the authorities in all this. Can they really lave a family with a young child homeless.

    I told them they're out on Sunday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Whats the difference between Inlaws and Outlaws?
    Outlaws are wanted.

    haha , :D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Fozzydog3


    And what's the deal with airplane peanuts ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭pdbhp


    @ Sink the Banana. Simple answer........

    Blast them with píss!!

    Then ask them nicely to leave.

    Me personally I wouldn't let a human whale like her and her horrible lookin piece of human garbage fella anywhere near my house, if those horrible cúnts even attempted to ask me to move in I'd personally drive a steam roller over their horrible spotty heads.

    Rant/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    pdbhp wrote: »
    @ Sink the Banana. Simple answer........

    Blast them with píss!!

    Then ask them nicely to leave.

    Me personally I wouldn't let a human whale like her and her horrible lookin piece of human garbage fella anywhere near my house, if those horrible cúnts even attempted to ask me to move in I'd personally drive a steam roller over their horrible spotty heads.

    Rant/


    steem roller it is, I told them there out tomorrow END OF, sleeep on the penny briidge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    In-laws I hate? Thet'd be about 99% of them! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Rockery Woman


    yore ma (in law......):pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Whats your wifes view on them?

    Fúck them out and report any fraudulent welfare claims theyre making.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Is it all right to say anything good about in-laws? My mother-in-law was the headmistress of a secondary school, fluent in seven language, but rather cool and reserved. My father-in-law spoke only one language, but was a war-hero, a successful business executive and a (conservative) local politician. Both were dedicated to their children and generous. They accepted me, a left-wing atheist, and gave me the opportunity to prove myself. She was struck down with Alzheimer's and he cared for her lovingly for the last six or so years of her life, although she no longer even recognised him or her children. He passed away after a mercifully short illness a few years later.

    They were among the finest people I was ever privileged to meet, and I am glad that their genes live on in my children.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭pdbhp


    steem roller it is, I told them there out tomorrow END OF, sleeep on the penny briidge.

    Good fúck the lot of them, who the fúck do they think thay are. Too stupid and ugly to fúckin make it through a week without getting strung out for drugs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    CJC999 wrote: »
    Whats your wifes view on them?

    Fúck them out and report any fraudulent welfare claims theyre making.

    If you want them out of your house, don't report their fraudulent claims.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭pdbhp


    i luv my mother in law

    Edit: Lies all the above is lies!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    I fúcked them out today, pack of Cúnts.

    You see this is why I'm for sterilisation of pathetic drug addicts, they cannot mind or rear children, and fúcking disrupt other peoples lives in the process.


    That poor child, I was looking at her this morning and thinking, "you poor cúnt you've no chance with those parents"


    But at the end of the day, that's not my problem, the cúnt's should've been sterilised, they're useless.

    I'd hate to be that poor child.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    I feel sorry for the kid now...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    My in-laws are all mad - they're a huge family and bar one or two, I love them to bits. They treated me as one of the family from day one and I have great time for them.
    I realise I'm very lucky to have them be so great and have my own great family :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    My in-laws are all mad - they're a huge family and bar one or two, I love them to bits. They treated me as one of the family from day one and I have great time for them.
    I realise I'm very lucky to have them be so great and have my own great family :)


    Lucky you ya ballacks, these cúnts would put a downer on santa, I'm glad i fúcked them out today, I don't care if they freeze to death tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    Lucky you ya ballacks, these cúnts would put a downer on santa, I'm glad i fúcked them out today, I don't care if they freeze to death tbh.

    You're right too - feel sorry for the kid though. I have one in-law I can't stand but luckily noone else can either and she keeps away mostly. I can't stick so much as a sentence from her without wanting to punch her!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I fúcked them out today, pack of Cúnts.

    You see this is why I'm for sterilisation of pathetic drug addicts, they cannot mind or rear children, and fúcking disrupt other peoples lives in the process.


    That poor child, I was looking at her this morning and thinking, "you poor cúnt you've no chance with those parents"


    But at the end of the day, that's not my problem, the cúnt's should've been sterilised, they're useless.

    I'd hate to be that poor child.


    I cant believe you fúcked them out, jeez your a heartless bastard, how would you like if you were down on your luck and other family members **** on you like you sit on those poor sods!!!

    Only joking....now you've got rid of the blood sucking scum, report them to welfare every chance you get!!


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