Lone Ranger

Comer1

Lone Ranger has been captured by indians and is about to be burned alive when they ask him has he any last request. He says yes, and can he ask his horse to get him something before he dies. He tells them that it will take about an hour. They say OK, as they have a bit of singing/chanting and dancing to do before they are ready to kill him anyway.

So he calls Silver over to where he's tied to the stake and whispers something in his ear. Silver pricks up his ears and opens his eyes wide with with excitement. He bolts off and disappears into the distance.

After almost an hour, they see a cloud of dust in the distance and soon realise that it's Silver, galloping back with Lone Ranger's last request.

As he gets closer, the indians realise that he's carrying a hugely fat naked woman on his back. The indians nod in admiration: "pretty good last request" they say.

But the Lone Ranger is freaking out, he's furious; "you stupid f**king horse" he screams..."I said 'big POSSE!!!'"

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Brill !

JohnnyBananas

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are trekking in the wilderness.

They stop and Tonto puts his ear to the ground.

Tonto: Buffalo Come.

Lone Ranger: How do you know that?

Tonto: Tonto’s ear stuck to ground!!!!