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Company Name.

  • 17-10-2011 11:56am
    #1
    SarkyPr!ck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭


    I need a name for a new life insurance company,
    Looking for something memorable & witty that makes an immediate impact. Doesn't have to be too serious just not overly offensive.

    Anyone any suggestions?

    Cheers, ;)


Comments

  • #2
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    GO COMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.


  • #3
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Call it Salmonella but say it in an Italian accent every time you say it ;)


  • #4
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Sometimes, Dead is Better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DQ8yq0myDE


  • #5
    blaze1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭blaze1


    SarkyPr!ck wrote: »
    I need a name for a new life insurance company,
    Looking for something memorable & witty that makes an immediate impact. Doesn't have to be too serious just not overly offensive.

    Anyone any suggestions?

    Cheers, ;)

    The Answers in your name


  • #6
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Till death do us part...


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  • #7
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    You can't take it with you life insurance.


  • #8
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    SarkyPr!ck wrote: »
    I need a name for a new life insurance company,
    Looking for something memorable & witty that makes an immediate impact. Doesn't have to be too serious just not overly offensive.

    Anyone any suggestions?

    Cheers, ;)

    Bill Cullen is SO going to fire you in the boardroom tonight...


  • #9
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    Dead Money !


  • #10
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Is it not Life Assurance because it is something that will defo happen (you WILL die) rather than Insurance (something that may happen) :confused:


  • #11
    Apolloyon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Apolloyon


    Dead Cert.


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  • #12
    Thud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,693 ✭✭✭Thud


    Direct Insurance for Everyone


  • #13
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25DC6v8oPxo


  • #14
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Be Better Off Dead Life Assurance.


  • #15
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Buy N' Die
    Reaper & Associates
    Really & Really Rainy Day Insurance


  • #16
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    How about "I Want to Use Boards.ie As a Free Consultancy Service" ?


  • #17
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    How about

    OH LOL


  • #18
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    The Buy-life-insurance-with-us-and-we'll-play-the-stock-market-with-it-but-make-sure-you-don't-die-during-a-bear-market-because-then-your-family-won't-get-any-money Company.


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The life after death-debt assurance co


  • #20
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    woodencloak.com

    The Laughing Widow Life Assurance Company


  • #21
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Heavens Gate Insurance Co.

    or to be more cryptic

    Pearly Insurance Co.

    or

    John Memorable & Dave Witty Insurance Co. Your two conditions are in that.


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  • #22
    mp22
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Regional South Moderators Posts: 6,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭mp22


    Paying after the praying.


  • #23
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Compare the Muskrat


  • #24
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    ...When u die, we cry.


  • #25
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    The Be Sharps....oh wait, nevermind.


  • #26
    tricky D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    Six Foot Undersurance®


  • #27
    spider guardian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    The Skull Full Of Maggots Insurance Co.

    It's catchy


  • #28
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Grim Reaper Life Assurance: Reaping Financial Benefits for YOU!


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Buy the farm fund!

    *http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/farm.asp


  • #30
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Paul Bearer Insurances, ltd.


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  • #31
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    Cash for Old.


  • #32
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Honest Anto's Trusty Life Ensuranse Company.


  • #33
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Jammin With Jimi ltd


  • #34
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    SarkyPr!ck wrote: »
    I need a name for a new life insurance company,
    Looking for something memorable & witty that makes an immediate impact. Doesn't have to be too serious just not overly offensive.

    Anyone any suggestions?

    Cheers, ;)

    Hope you had this thread insured, as it seems to have died.


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