Don't you wish life could be like a musical?

Dublindude69

Haven't you ever wished life was like a movie musical? You know, you're walking down Grafton street and everyone is singing about their day and then all of a sudden you start singing about how your fart was silent but deadly.
Then you're in school and you need to use the toilet so you start singing about your need to pooh and then all the other students in the class sing along with you and it ends with you blasting your crap into the toilet while everyone is singing in the bathroom.
You don't just post on Boards.ie you run down Dame Street singing about how fantastic your post was.
Maybe if I die and I get to become God of a planet I'll turn it into a musical planet where everyone sings and dances.

maygitchell

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Haven't you ever wished life was like a movie musical? You know, you're walking down Grafton street and everyone is singing about their day and then all of a sudden you start singing about how your fart was silent but deadly.
Then you're in school and you need to use the toilet so you start singing about your need to pooh and then all the other students in the class sing along with you and it ends with you blasting your crap into the toilet while everyone is singing in the bathroom.
You don't just post on Boards.ie you run down Dame Street singing about how fantastic your post was.
Maybe if I die and I get to become God of a planet I'll turn it into a musical planet where everyone sings and dances.

It is.

Jesus Christ Superstar

kfallon

Someone's been at the sherry :rolleyes:

:pac:

Dublindude69

I just have a dream about laying on my belly while a fountain of crap sprays out of it while people sing and dance around it.
Reality is so boring.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I would ****ing KILL myself.

Ally Dick

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Haven't you ever wished life was like a movie musical? You know, you're walking down Grafton street and everyone is singing about their day and then all of a sudden you start singing about how your fart was silent but deadly.
Then you're in school and you need to use the toilet so you start singing about your need to pooh and then all the other students in the class sing along with you and it ends with you blasting your crap into the toilet while everyone is singing in the bathroom.
You don't just post on Boards.ie you run down Dame Street singing about how fantastic your post was.
Maybe if I die and I get to become God of a planet I'll turn it into a musical planet where everyone sings and dances.

Are you gay ?

Tigerbaby

that planet of yours = my vision of hell.

the groutch

Someone's been watching too much Glee

Dublindude69

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I would ****ing KILL myself.

Oh, now I want it to happen even more.

cocoshovel

Walking along Michael street in Waterford earlier this week with some friends and a taxi driver was blaring Land down under in his car, all windows down. When it to the chorus of the song at least 4 people on the street burst into song and sang along with it. Sort of like a movie I guess:cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6oAFlPLGA8

Dublindude69

Tigerbaby wrote: »

that planet of yours = my vision of hell.

You'd change your mind fairly fast when you find yourself running down O'Connell Street with your penis in your hand singing "I'm Jerkin it! Yeah Yeah Jerking it!"

paddyandy

Life is like a musical i just can't get away from it....trying to find a quiet place in grafton street is nigh impossible...Awful nonsense coming out everywhere in shops and even stephens green is'nt always all that quiet either.

Lia_lia

No.

Dublindude69

Ally Dick wrote: »

Are you gay ?

Are you interested?

herosa

Dublindude superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are? la la la

maygitchell

herosa wrote: »

Dublindude superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are? la la la

If yooouuu aaaarree what you saaayyy you aarrreee then have nooo fearrr

herosa

I dont think it will happen today op but it might happen
tooomorrrow tooomorrow.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Oh, now I want it to happen even more.

Then start writing it!

Dublindude69

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Then start writing it!

Writing what?

Plazaman

Something like this..... and I'd use this soundtrack too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tJoIaXZ0rw

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Dublindude69 wrote: »

Writing what?

Life, the musical.

Dublindude69

I got in trouble when I went into KFC and started singing
"Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken
You Gone Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken


Everybody Want A Piece of That Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Finger Lickin'

You Got A Pan
You Got A Plan
You Gonna Fry Dis Chicken In Your Hand

You Got Some Hot Grease
And A Whole Chicken
Go on Wash Ya Hands
'Cause You Gone Be Lickin' 'Em

Big Ol' Thang Of Fries
Spice All On 'Em
Your Fried Chicken
Gone Take You Ova!

Everybody Want
A piece of Your Chicken
KFC Got That Fresh
Hot Ghetto Fried Chicken

Everybody Want A Piece of Your Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Finger Lickin'
I Don't Want No Catsup
Just One Big Juicy
Jalapeno Pepper

White Meat
Dark Meat
It Don't Even Matter!

Hangin' With Peaches
Gone Make You Fatter

Imma Warn You Now
Baby Here's The Deal
One Piece Of Your Chicken
You Can Call Dr. Phil

It's Finger Lickin'
It's Real Chicken
Yall Know You Want
A Piece Of Your Chicken!

Everybody Want A Piece of Your Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Finger Lickin'

Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken

We Gone Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken

I Like The Wings
I Like The Thigh
I Like The White Meat
I Like The Leg

Everybody Want A Piece of Your Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Finger Lickin"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Dublindude69 wrote: »

I got in trouble when I went into KFC and started singing
"Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken
You Gone Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken


Everybody Want A Piece of That Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Finger Lickin'

You Got A Pan
You Got A Plan
You Gonna Fry Dis Chicken In Your Hand

You Got Some Hot Grease
And A Whole Chicken
Go on Wash Ya Hands
'Cause You Gone Be Lickin' 'Em

Big Ol' Thang Of Fries
Spice All On 'Em
Your Fried Chicken
Gone Take You Ova!

Everybody Want
A piece of Your Chicken
KFC Got That Fresh
Hot Ghetto Fried Chicken

Everybody Want A Piece of Your Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Finger Lickin'
I Don't Want No Catsup
Just One Big Juicy
Jalapeno Pepper

White Meat
Dark Meat
It Don't Even Matter!

Hangin' With Peaches
Gone Make You Fatter

Imma Warn You Now
Baby Here's The Deal
One Piece Of Your Chicken
You Can Call Dr. Phil

It's Finger Lickin'
It's Real Chicken
Yall Know You Want
A Piece Of Your Chicken!

Everybody Want A Piece of Your Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Finger Lickin'

Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken

We Gone Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken
Fry Dat Chicken

I Like The Wings
I Like The Thigh
I Like The White Meat
I Like The Leg

Everybody Want A Piece of Your Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Finger Lickin"

Is this before or after paying good money to see Footloose?

Dublindude69

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Is this before or after paying good money to see Footloose?

Before.

bnt

Well, I watched Seven Brides For Seven Brothers yesterday. To cut a long story short: one of the brothers gets married, which gives the other six some weird ideas. They kidnap girls from town, take them to their house in the backwoods, they're all stuck together over a winter. At the end, they all get married, and no-one is shot or arrested. Yep, that's going to work in 2011 ... :cool:

T0mmy C

Yes, where everything is just perfect.

Never going to happen though.

Life's a bitch then you die. Something like that.