How long do you hold a wee for?

Voltex

Do you hang on for dear life or do you go the minute you feel the tingle?

hondasam

I wait until I get to the toilet.

kfallon

Prob somewhere inbetween!

I couldn't get me prick out quick enough tho when I got into the Aviva the other night, the last couple of mins walk was agony. The relief when I lobbed it out over the piss trough, twas like a tablet!

maygitchell

Until she opens her mouth

jamiecoins

currently waiting for the add break on tv b4 i go

bc dub

I need to go pretty soon after I get the tingle. As I get older I feel the ratio of tingle to deposit is lessening.

However if I'm sleep walking i have absolutely no problem with pissing anywhere and everywhere I want!

sgb

Voltex wrote: »

Do you hang on for dear life or do you go the minute you feel the tingle?

Gerard (Depardieu) is that you?

AG2R

Aslong as possible

AnamGlas

I wait patiently until someone needs a blasting.

Toby Take a Bow

During the day I can hold it for hours (or at least an hour). Oddly enough, at night I tend to have to go as soon as I feel the tingle. I must be getting old (or getting diabetes).

Sky King

Wait until you need to crimp off a brownie tbh. No point in having any more trips to the jacks per day than necessary - 2 birds one 1 stone and all of that.

the groutch

I don't, I just use the Weemote and nunchuck

Abi

maygitchell wrote: »

Until she opens her mouth

I'd shit in a basin, garnish it with oregano, and wait for you to sleep.








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Mike 1972

Voltex wrote: »

How long do you hold a wee for?

Until the drugs start to wear off ?

Giselle

I tinkle shortly after the tingle.

maygitchell

Abi wrote: »

I'd shit in a basin, garnish it with oregano, and wait for you to sleep.








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Mmmmmm! Tasty!

Kevin Duffy

I can't hold it at all, it just seems to run through my fingers.

woodoo

I normally go straight away

If i woke up and felt like i could pee i wouldn't get back to sleep until i go. I'm up to the toilet about 3 times during the night.

The Internet Explorer

I do not hold. I simply let go. I piss whenever I please. Life is too short to wait for stuff like getting to a toilet on time. Just let it go. It's hardly that difficult to change your trousers once or twice a day.

nkay1985

I often hold it for ages out of pure laziness, then count how long it lasts in case it's going to be epic. Have definitely gotten to 48 seconds of constant stream before.

staker

Myself and a mate play that game every time we're out. My best is 6 pints,and it ****in hurt!

bnt

Don't make a habit of holding it for too long. Not good for the kidneys - that's how rocks start forming in there - or the prostate (if you have one).

AulBiddy

pretty long. held it from dublin city to kildare and another drive home. was in tears.

stupidusername

bnt wrote: »

Don't make a habit of holding it for too long. Not good for the kidneys - that's how rocks start forming in there - or the prostate (if you have one).

You can get rocks in your prostate?
Can you give some links to the pee holding/kidney stones link please.

On an episode of embarrassing bodies a while back there was a woman that had developed a fear of peeing and from holding it for as long as she could over 20years of her life her bladder had developed to be twice its normal size.

So,i go whenever it's uncomfortable.

jugger0

Dublin to Galway, couldn't walk to the toilets when i got off the bus and had to piss in front of a school, would not do it again.

Cill Dara Abu

jugger0 wrote: »

Dublin to Galway, couldn't walk to the toilets when i got off the bus and had to piss in front of a school, would not do it again.

Sure.

Not ****?

Chris Martin

When in a hospital it's horrible...
In the other night, as a patient by the way,
Might be frowned upon the other way around,
After having a few drinks and fell in the process,
I got carted off to hospital with an alleged spinal injury.
Had to lie back for hours and hours with a full bladder,
When I asked could I visit the rest room she just gave me a cardboard container to piss in.
Now I'm not the proudest of people,
I let myself go in public sometimes,
But pissing into a cardboard container and handing my urine back to them,
Well, it's a step too far.
So as long as I possibly can,
Minutes before I would've actually pissed the bed,
I'd request a cardboard container or two to empty the contents of my bladder into. Not a nice day, pride & spine damaged and a lot of dignity stolen

Cerocco

personal best was after 7 pints at Oktoberfest this year. I couldn't bare going into those portaloos. Usually can hold on for about 8-10 hrs. Really bad I know and am going for a bladder scan in the next month cuz i've been reliably informed that its not good for me and i may become incontinent when i'm older :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Stacey.

As long as possible really. :L

x in the city

Voltex wrote: »

Do you hang on for dear life or do you go the minute you feel the tingle?

until the bus stops

Cill Dara Abu

Stacey. wrote: »

As long as possible really. :L

('',)

sdanseo

I can hold it if there isn't a toilet; not being one for d'alcohol I don't piss uncontrollably on the streets.

im invisible

How long do i usually hold it in? Just a wee while

Kojak

Hold it as long as possible - have to at work. The toilets there are terrible. You'd be as well off píssing on the floor tbh.

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1dOreGykiM

Caveman1

Some times I would hold it in for hours because I'm in bed and too lazy to get up

Hercule Poirot

tbh, sometimes the feelings of relief after holding it in for so long can be quite orgasmic, that big, loud noise we all make upon release is truly special

Chris Martin

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

tbh, sometimes the feelings of relief after holding it in for so long can be quite orgasmic, that big, loud noise we all make upon release is truly special

Know exactly where you're coming from,
The length as well,
Hoping it never ends,
Proud of every second beyond the normal time it takes.
Life's most under-rated gift.

suitseir

The longer you hold onto IT, the more bacteria that is in the urine "travels" back into the system!!!!

Not a good idea to HOLD onto it..........if you have to go, then go!!!

ToddyDoody

Not long now but that'll change when water charges take effect.

Hercule Poirot

suitseir wrote: »

The longer you hold onto IT, the more bacteria that is in the urine "travels" back into the system!!!!

Not a good idea to HOLD onto it..........if you have to go, then go!!!

I didn't mean holding it in on purpose, just when you are forced to hold it in, i.e., long bus journey, can't find a toilet - that kinda thing.

I want it on the record that I am totally opposed to the re-entry of bacteria into the urinary tract!!

Still a good feeling though.....;)

vampire of kilmainham

i sometimes hang on for ages then i piss out the window into my back garden right beside where im sitting now i can seel all the piss dissapper into the grass iv got the greenest grass in dublin

CrazyRabbit

Can hold until death. I'm a very stubborn person.

--Kaiser--

suitseir wrote: »

The longer you hold onto IT, the more bacteria that is in the urine "travels" back into the system!!!!

Not a good idea to HOLD onto it..........if you have to go, then go!!!

Completely false. Urine is sterile and has no bacteria whatsoever

Hercule Poirot

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Completely false. Urine is sterile and has no bacteria whatsoever

I think we can all guess what I'm going to do from now on....:cool:

Eve_Dublin

I've a bladder like a massive bucket. I can knock back the pints until the end of the night without even noticing and finally go at the end of the night, much to the awe and disgust (and no doubt, envy) of my male compadres. I'm truly blessed. Amen.

BBDBB

Voltex wrote: »

Do you hang on for dear life or do you go the minute you feel the tingle?

wait now


you're allowed to hold it? :eek:

volvoman480

I can hold it from one end of the day to the other... I'm a truck driver, it's part of the job. (just no one mention the bottles of piss in Glanmire!!!);)

vampire of kilmainham

ooooohhhh ahhhhh ohhhhhhh crossing legs ohhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh cant hold it any longer out it squirtssssssssssssss