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Will you have an ugly baby?

  • 15-10-2011 01:52PM
    #1
    Dionysus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,420 ✭✭✭


    Have any of you done this? I came across an advertisement for it over on www.dictionary.com.

    Go to this website and see just how ugly your kid is going to be. I did mine and of course he turned out to be an amazingly gorgeous little fella, a cross between Mel Gibson and Scarlett Johansson. Actually he was a desperately ugly bastard - I mean, shocking.

    Just for comfort, I then put a photo of that absolute babe Scarlett Johansson (that photo) and Mel Gibson (that photo) into it and their sprog was even uglier so that's me happy. :)

    Can you describe how ugly your little sprog is going to be? :P


Comments

  • #2
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    You want me to download a strange program onto my computer to make images of imaginary babies?

    Pass.


  • #3
    maygitchell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 843 ✭✭✭maygitchell


    Think il go for a walk instead


  • #4
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    If your baby has a face that looks like it's been beaten with a lump hammer, you'll still think they're lovely.

    And everybody will say the same to your face.

    So their ugliness will really take them by surprise in their teens when people won't sleep with them.


  • #5
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    No I don't want children, but if I did going by my nephs and nieces OHH and my rosie coloured glasses they would be beautiful.


  • #6
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    All babies are ugly. You'd be too if you were swimming in amniotic fluid for nine months. Like a sack of spuds with a face.


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  • #7
    Dionysus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,420 ✭✭✭Dionysus


    phasers wrote: »
    You want me to download a strange program onto my computer to make images of imaginary babies?

    Pass.

    And where did you get that from?


  • #8
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Dionysus wrote: »
    And where did you get that from?
    The link you posted...


  • #9
    Dionysus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,420 ✭✭✭Dionysus


    phasers wrote: »
    The link you posted...

    No download necessary. It's web-based, and you upload to it.


  • #10
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Maybe we're seeing different things but I get this when I go to that page:

    download_2.jpg

    and wherever I click it asks me to download a program.


  • #11
    Dionysus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,420 ✭✭✭Dionysus


    phasers wrote: »
    Maybe we're seeing different things but I get this when I go to that page:

    download_2.jpg

    and wherever I click it asks me to download a program.

    You must be on a different link. In the OP I said 'Go to this website and see just how ugly your kid is going to be', with the link to the website in question. There's no need to download anything.


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  • #12
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Yes, I can read and I followed the link. It led to the site that I showed you and asked me to download a program.


    And now I'm finished with this train wreck thread and trying to help you.


  • #13
    cruizer101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,205 ✭✭✭cruizer101


    Yep wants me to download something too, that said i do remember seeing something like this where you didn'y have to download.


  • #14
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Have sex - make a baby - see what it looks like.


  • #15
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    stoneill wrote: »
    Have sex - make a baby - see what it looks like.

    Think I'll try this instead.

    Can I delete the baby afterwards?


  • #16
    Dionysus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,420 ✭✭✭Dionysus


    phasers wrote: »
    And now I'm finished with this train wreck thread and trying to help you.

    :rolleyes: Considering you're downloading rather than uploading it's highly improbable that you'd be "helping" anybody here.


  • #17
    dominiquecruz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭dominiquecruz


    Wants me to download. Pass.


  • #18
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Thrill wrote: »
    Think I'll try this instead.

    Can I delete the baby afterwards?

    Once Baby 1.0 is downloaded this way it cannot be deleted.


  • #19
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Thrill wrote: »
    Think I'll try this instead.

    Can I delete the baby afterwards?

    It's called a blender.


  • #20
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Up the sphinc = No Babies.


  • #21
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Up the sphinc = No Babies.

    You are persistent, lol.


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  • #22
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Wants me to download something, no thanks.


  • #23
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    You are persistent, lol.

    Repetition is the way to go


  • #24
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    You are persistent.


  • #25
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Dionysus, I think you've downloaded their toolbar, might want to reconsider that (judging by their privacy policy)! What do you see when you go here: http://download.ourbabymaker.com/index.jhtml


  • #26
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Oooh, free toolbar!


  • #27
    AulBiddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 348 ✭✭AulBiddy


    Looks safe and virus free!
    *click* :pac:


  • #28
    Mindkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭Mindkiller


    Shows up as a dangerous site for me. I have computer AIDS now, I think


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