Would you do your boss for a promotion/payrise?

hoorsmelt

Question for the laydays out there, would you do your boss for the chance of a promotion? I'd consider it, two minutes of drunken fumbling and a boost up the career ladder, whadda ya think?

KTRIC

What about the lads ?? Also where would you draw the line ?

Biggins

No.

biko

Are you inferring all bosses are male?

hoorsmelt

KTRIC wrote: »

What about the lads ?? Also where would you draw the line ?

Depends how adventurous you are

smash

You need to ask if he'd bother doing you.

kfallon

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Question for the laydays out there, would you do your boss for the chance of a promotion? I'd consider it, two minutes of drunken fumbling and a boost up the career ladder, whadda ya think?

Sounds like you'd be getting more than a boost just up that :pac:

super_furry

I work in a family business, so yes. Yes I would.

Borat_Sagdiyev

Considering my boss is the same sex I am, hella no.

brokenhinge

You're doing feminism wonders.

mackg

Would you at worst do someone unattractive for a load of money, yeah I would, you said nothing about negative consequences so I'm taking this as a simple would you do her for €xxxx and the answer is yes, whoever she is.

The real question is would you engage in sex outside your usual sexual orientation with your boss for money:eek:. How much? go on you're among friends

hondasam

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Question for the laydays out there, would you do your boss for the chance of a promotion? I'd consider it, two minutes of drunken fumbling and a boost up the career ladder, whadda ya think?

Does this only apply if the boss is male?

billybudd

As I work for myself, most definitely.

orourkeda

I want to shag my boss anyway she's gorgeous.

A promotion\payrise would be a fantastis bonus

yawnstretch

It's one thing to joke about but the reality of it just wouldn't work in my opinion. They're still going to be your boss at the end of the day which is just going to get awkward.

hoorsmelt

hondasam wrote: »

Does this only apply if the boss is male?

Male, female, ovine, bovine, it's all good

hondasam

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Male, female, ovine, bovine, it's all good

I'm sure there are plenty of people who have done it all ready for promotion.

Coriolanus

I'd do his head in with a shovel for no raise or promotion if I could.

ejmaztec

Nevore wrote: »

I'd do his head in with a shovel for no raise or promotion if I could.

I'd like to see that CV.

knird evol

yawnstretch wrote: »

It's one thing to joke about but the reality of it just wouldn't work in my opinion. They're still going to be your boss at the end of the day which is just going to get awkward.

Having more cash and power is never awkward.
It's probably better to lie, steal, cheat and kill to get it. But Ride if necessary.

castletownman

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Question for the laydays out there, would you do your boss for the chance of a promotion? I'd consider it, two minutes of drunken fumbling and a boost up the career ladder, whadda ya think?

I haven't seen that position in the Karma Sutra

Frynge

i did

and

am

CoolHat

Average Bloke:

'Yes I would shag my boss if she was hot. And if a promotion is added in. All the better'

Average Woman:
"... yes"

Its been proven time and time again more woman have sex with their bosses than blokes. Obviously, blokes do it too. But when you come down to percentages. Women have the majority. I can list a few examples of seeing women who I worked with shag the boss.

seamus

CoolHat wrote: »

Its been proven time and time again more woman have sex with their bosses than blokes.

That's probably because a woman is far less likely to be fired for flirting with her boss.

A man would want to have some set of balls (or not give a **** about his job) to try it on with his boss.

Cillian13

Domo230 wrote: »

If I was the boss and one of my employees tried to hit on me for a promotion, I would show them the door.

The back door?

stoneill

I'm a boss and nobody asked for a shag off me yet

stupidusername

stoneill wrote: »

I'm a boss and nobody asked for a shag off me yet

awh i'm sure someone will one day.

I wouldn't anyway, not that my boss is ugly, he's not bad, but it's the snorting. he snorts almost constantly, and although he showers quite regularly for some odd reason he always always always smells like an old dirty man. but seriously, I probably wouldn't consider it, even if he was good looking. it'd not be my way of doing things.

Pherekydes

Some people would do anything for a raise.

Why do anything when you can just play Lotto?

slavetothegrind

stupidusername wrote: »

although he showers quite regularly

Somewhat of a giveaway....

JONJO THE MISER

No way i cant even stand the sight of Joan Burton.

stupidusername

slavetothegrind wrote: »

Somewhat of a giveaway....

what? surely that'd be part of the not making sense part..

slavetothegrind

i'm confused too. most of the time...:(

stupidusername

slavetothegrind wrote: »

i'm confused too. most of the time...:(

there there

*pats head*