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so I was at party last weekend...

  • 14-10-2011 12:45am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭


    Yeah so I was at this house gathering after the club last weekend, spirits were high, banter was flowing, mood was good, laughs all round, a lot of people there.

    After a while, this guy started casually asking girls if they had a spare tampon. People were obviously like wtf?? Eventually curiousuty got the better of one girl and she obliged.

    This guy proceeded to soak the tampon in a glass of vodka and then retired to the bathroom and inserted it in his anus! He told us he was gonna do it Not a bother on him! I was pretty sober so was thinking, what the fook like!!??

    Twenty mins later the guy went from sober to completely off his tits, as if he'd drank 10 shots and snorted a fistful of ketzo! It was the quickest and cheapeat intoxication I have ever witnessed.

    Has anyone elae seen this happening or any otyer ridiculously economical boozing??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I dunno but I suppose I try.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,742 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    I reckon this is going to the Cuckoos Nest.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    maybe he just had a leaky anus and snorted an enormous box of cocaine in the jacks?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    So not worth it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    This is exactly how Nazi Germany started.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    no but i remember robbing/demonstratin how much of a pint of heineken a tampon can suck out of a pint glass, and then squeeze it out into another pint glass.. it was some bar-room trick from the ninties, cant really remember it now ..im old!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    I'd imagine he was rapidly sober when his dad came to collect him at 12.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Has anyone elae seen this happening or any otyer ridiculously economical boozing??

    Take the tampon out!

    /flushes......


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