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11 days until the end of the world....

  • 10-10-2011 5:58pm
    #1
    chasm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,124 ✭✭✭


    Harold Camping predicted earlier this year that we, well the good ones amongst us anyway, would be "raptured" on May 21st 2011, when that failed to materialise he claimed his calculations were wrong and actually May 21st was a spiritual judgement day and that the real thing would happen on October 21st 2011.
    So what are my fellow boardsies plans for the big day? Don't think i will max the credit card this time.....not falling for that again;)


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  • #2
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    attempt number 5,874 at the prediction of the end of the world is here..


  • #3
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Prob take a shite early so I'll get a clear run at the day!


  • #4
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    coke and hookers on my tab...plan to pay it off at the end of the month...


  • #5
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    ha my birthday survived by a few days woohoo!


  • #6
    ItsAWindUp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Good.


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  • #7
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    This


  • #8
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I am going to deal with it the same way I dealt with the last prediction.


  • #9
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    If this guy keps guessing he'll eventually be right...maybe.

    *hoards canned food*


  • #10
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Thank god

    I was really expecting to be raptured the last time.

    So now I only have 11 days to wait.


  • #11
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    so massive orgy at mine then?


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  • #12
    chasm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,124 ✭✭✭chasm


    bluto63 wrote: »
    This

    Was thinking of doing that too lol. Helium filled blow up dolls dressed in clothes and releasing them could be pretty funny :)


  • #13
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    stupidusername wrote: »
    so massive orgy at mine then?

    But there was a lot of red faces after the last one.


  • #14
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,808 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I'm going on a stag night in Westport on the 21st. That sounds a bit like the end of the world, doesn't it?


  • #15
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons..

    Lisa: “All through history self-anointed seers have predicted the end of the world and they’ve always been wrong.”

    Homer: “But sweetheart I have something they didn’t have. A good feeling about this!”

    heh.. Homer miscalculated the original date too


  • #16
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    4leto wrote: »
    But there was a lot of red faces after the last one.

    who's next on the list for the DVD ?


  • #17
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I'll be away in the sun then so he can bugger off with his predictions .


  • #18
    AulBiddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 348 ✭✭AulBiddy


    Day before my birthday and all.. rage


  • #19
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    mattjack wrote: »
    coke and hookers on my tab...plan to pay it off at the end of the month...

    You might as well do heroin and bareback hookers seeing as how its the end of the world like ?


  • #20
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    mattjack wrote: »
    coke and hookers on my tab...plan to pay it off at the end of the month...


    Are you mad, if you do this the lord defo wont rapture you.


  • #21
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    4leto wrote: »
    But there was a lot of red faces after the last one.

    slapping got too much?


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  • #22
    Phill Ewinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    Thanks for the heads up OP. Planning on showing as many women as possible the difference between marmalade and jam.


  • #23
    ScummyMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭ScummyMan


    Day paranormal activity 3 comes out :O

    Its a conspirecy!


  • #24
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    You might as well do heroin and bareback hookers seeing as how its the end of the world like ?

    are you mad ? have you seen what heroin can do to you ?


  • #25
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    4leto wrote: »
    Are you mad, if you do this the lord defo wont rapture you.

    I intend to have enough rapturing to last me a lifet.....I mean another two weeks


  • #26
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    stupidusername wrote: »
    so massive orgy at mine then?

    can i come too?


  • #27
    YouTookMyName
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    Fuck flying home that day. :(


  • #28
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    can i come too?

    no time to be fussy, so yeah... but bring some lube, we're gonna need lots.


  • #29
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    stupidusername wrote: »
    slapping got too much?

    Slapping with what?


  • #30
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Thats my brother's birthday. Having cake will be a nice way to end it all.


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  • #31
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    attention seeking religious whore alert mark 2.


  • #32
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    stupidusername wrote: »
    no time to be fussy, so yeah... but bring some lube, we're gonna need lots.

    old skool spit and juices or nothing i'm araid


  • #33
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Slapping with what?

    thighs.
    foxyboxer wrote: »
    attention seeking religious whore alert mark 2.

    If you can't be attention seeking at halloween then when can you?
    pmcmahon wrote: »
    old skool spit and juices or nothing i'm araid

    as long as your juices are good and flowy


  • #34
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    stupidusername wrote: »
    as long as your juices are good and flowy

    oh yes,like a river of silk


  • #35
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Don't know.
    Is it a Saturday? If so probably a few pints.


  • #36
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    oh yes,like a river of silk

    Nice.


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  • #37
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Nice.

    so the lube rule is gone?


  • #38
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    so the lube rule is gone?

    I'd choose silk over lube so yes


  • #39
    Geekness1234
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Geekness1234


    *Gets tinfoil hat*


  • #40
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Thanks OP
    A hell of a good reason

    I'm back on the psis

    Night night


  • #41
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    Again, Paddy Power refuses to offer me odds on the world not ending. SH!THEADS.


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  • #42
    Krusader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Yay no more debt :pac:

    but we'll miss Skyrim :(


  • #43
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    stupidusername wrote: »
    slapping got too much?
    stupidusername wrote: »
    no time to be fussy, so yeah... but bring some lube, we're gonna need lots.
    stupidusername wrote: »
    thighs.



    If you can't be attention seeking at halloween then when can you?



    as long as your juices are good and flowy
    stupidusername wrote: »
    Nice.
    stupidusername wrote: »
    I'd choose silk over lube so yes

    I suggest that you read my sig.


  • #44
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Crosáidí wrote: »
    Yay no more debt :pac:

    but we'll miss Skyrim :(
    Well on the plus side you'll have just enough time to have a complete play through of Dragon Age:Origins and die without any regrets.


  • #45
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    4leto wrote: »
    But there was a lot of red faces after the last one.

    And pink eyes too!


  • #46
    Enda Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭Enda Murphy


    Harold Camping was a great broadcaster What a voice


  • #47
    DublinRescuer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭DublinRescuer


    orgy sounds nice :)


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