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Tesco Massacre

Has anyone here ever phoned Joe Duffy to complain/be outraged about something? Or has anyone ever phoned the Adrian Kennedy show to do likewise?

The latter's more shameful, of course. The Adrian Kennedy phone-in makes the Joe Duffy show seem like a Mensa convention in comparison.

Big Nasty

I have in me bollix!

smash

I did send Joe an email but he wasn't interested in talking about the price of coke and hookers during a recession.

OakeyDokey

No.

mackg

I sent them both an invitation to the gun show, no reply

Agricola

Nope. I rarely get outraged about anything, but If I did, the last thing I would think of doing would be to ring up a radio show in order to inflict my over-inflated sense of self importance on the nation.

4leto

I always wondered who they were to.

Apparently the produces ring you and ask you to ring Joe.

Well apart from the nurses who seem to have Joe on speed dial.

Chuck Stone

That woman from Clontaaaaarf is never off the bloody thing.

maygitchell

Chuck Stone wrote: »

That woman from Clontaaaaarf is never off the bloody thing.

Class division, Stone, class division

electrobanana

How'ya Adrian

maygitchell

why does no one mention racist man on 4fm?

Corvo

I would n me hat ring that gobshyte. What use is it going to be? Will he step in and sort it out?

force eleven

Talk Radio is so eighties. We gots the Internets now.

cosmicfart

I never listen to either of the Jerry Springers shows

The King of Moo

*gets outraged*

*rings Liveline*

*waits for call to be answered*

*click*

"Howya Joe?
There's some fecker here asking loadsa questions about who I'd be ringin' and complainin' about stuff to."

"Yeah."


"It's a disgrace Joe!
Sure what business is it of his at all who I'd be ringin' or what I'd be complainin' about!"

"Sure, yeah."

"When I was a younger fella now Joe, people wouldn't be rootin' in your business askin' ya personal things.
Sure 'tis no wonder the country's the way it is!"

"Sure, yeah."

AnonoBoy

I rang in to complain about Robbie Keane's singing.

Totally off-key.

CrazyRabbit

Myself and many Airsofters phoned in after he repeatedly gave Airsoft a bad rep (shortly after it was legalised here).

He kept doing shows on the topic and asking stupid questions like "Can these guns take an eye out or kill someone" even though his researchers had been provided with all the facts many many times.

There was a fair bit of anti-Airsoft publicity at the time, especially (and ironically) by one of the Sinn Fein politicians, so we were trying to counteract it.

Not sure if it had any effect, but it was good embarrassing Joe, and Airsoft is still legal.

jimmymal

nah, am waiting on jeremy kyle to come over and do a complete scum show to solve all my problems!

Tesco Massacre

The King of Moo wrote: »

*gets outraged*

*rings Liveline*

*waits for call to be answered*

*click*

"Howya Joe?
There's some fecker here asking loadsa questions about who I'd be ringin' and complainin' about stuff to."

"Yeah."


"It's a disgrace Joe!
Sure what business is it of his at all who I'd be ringin' or what I'd be complainin' about!"

"Sure, yeah."

"When I was a younger fella now Joe, people wouldn't be rootin' in your business askin' ya personal things.
Sure 'tis no wonder the country's the way it is!"

"Sure, yeah."

You told on me to Joe?

You used to be cool, Moo.

The King of Moo

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Has anyone here ever phoned Joe Duffy to complain/be outraged about something? Or has anyone ever phoned the Adrian Kennedy show to do likewise?

The latter's more shameful, of course. The Adrian Kennedy phone-in makes the Joe Duffy show seem like a Mensa convention in comparison.

"Howya Joe."

"Howya Mr. King. Now you have a problem with the internet, is it?"

"I do Joe. I'm after goin' on the internet there for the first time, on the youngest's computer, and what's the first thing I seen is that there's bin a massacre down in Tesco. Sure didn't I get an awful shock as wasn't the wife in Tesco doin' the shoppin'! I had to look up the number in the phonebook and ask them to call out her name on the intercom to check if she was alright. Now your one on the phone said 'sure there's no massacre here' but I got them to call Mary anyway, but thanks be to God be that stage she'd already left and was in the butcher's gettin' a few sausages. "

"And what kind of a massacre would that be now?"

"I don't know Joe, but the young people now'd be using the internet sayin' there's massacres in Tesco when there's not, an givin' people a fright."

"Right. And what do you think should be done about it?"

"They should close it! Sure there's only a load of aul' rubbish on there anyway, cats playing the piano an' all mannera filthy stuff!"

"Sure, yeah."

The King of Moo

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

You told on me to Joe?

You used to be cool, Moo.

You're right.

In fact, it's a disgrace that I'm not cool anymore.

Maybe I could call someone about it...

marty1985

I text Adrian Kennedy one night and they called me back, and chat to me for a while but it was fine, not much to talk about, it wasn't part of any debate. That was it. We never stayed in touch or anything.

Tesco Massacre

Excerpt from random episode of Adrian Kennedy show:

Adrian: Hi, Damo, you're on the air. You've got some very strong views you'd like to share, is that right?
Damo: *crackle* *distortion*....'Coz it's full a ****in' blacks, Adrian.
A: Sorry Damo, we didn't catch the first part of your...
*crackle* In a ****in' gas chamber. D'ya know what I mean, Adrian?
A: Erm. Sorry, Damo, can you just start your point again. You're breaking up. Maybe you should turn off your radio as well. There's an echo.
Sorry, wha'?
A: Damo, can you turn off your radio?
*shouting* TURN OFF THE FUC*IN' RADIO, MAGS, WILL YA'?
A: That's better. Now Damo, what's your...
Mags: *Shouting* Fu*k off. Do it yourself, Damo, ye bollix. I'm not doin' sh*te.
Ye fuc*kin' dirty whoore.
A: Can we get back to your point, Damo.
Who's this?
A: It's Adrian Kennedy. You rang up earlier wanting to make a point about immigration.
I did in me bollix.

Fin.

megaten

I think The Adrian Kennedy phone show to be fairly entertaining for the hour or so before they start the topics proper.

mikemac

Running a headshop? Joe Duffy reckons you are scum, scum I say
Selling blackmarket cigarettes on Moore Street? You are a salt of the earth Dub, one of Joe's special people

Can someone tell Joe Duffy that RTÉ is not Dublin local radio. If he's going to list some random street we don't all know it's in Dublin, tell us where it is

UglyBolloxFace

I've rung Adrian Kennedy, but that was only to call him a cunt.

If only for the radio delay, everyone would have heard it.

Fishooks12

I tried to get throw in the midst of the rubberbandits bashing

Fortunately Willie O Dea and one of the bandits managed to make a complete fool out of Duffy and the wanker he had on.

Duffy genuinely thought that they were actually scummers, such poor research not to mention naivety

mikemac

Bring back the smooth silky voice of Philip Boucher Hayes, did a fine job last year

Tesco Massacre

jimmymal wrote: »

nah, am waiting on jeremy kyle to come over and do a complete scum show to solve all my problems!

The Adrian Kennedy show is essentially a radio version of Jeremy Kyle anyway.

the groutch

Chris Barry was the king long before Adrian

starbelgrade

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Airsoft

You could take someone's eye out with that.

InkSlinger67

Before I die I plan on doing a bit of radio switch-a-roo with Adrian Kennedy and Joe Duffy........I want to call someone a scumbag on the Joe Duffy Show and complain about the price of stamps on Adrian Kennedy

So much living to be done!

lastlaugh

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Has anyone here ever phoned Joe Duffy to complain/be outraged about something? Or has anyone ever phoned the Adrian Kennedy show to do likewise?

The latter's more shameful, of course. The Adrian Kennedy phone-in makes the Joe Duffy show seem like a Mensa convention in comparison.

No, but I think it would be funny to ring in and start Trolling though.

Maybe ring in to Adrian Kennedy and pretend to be a scumbag, condoning scamming the dole, fathering multiple kids with different 'burds', taking Crystal Meth etc, all the good stuff.

I'm sure his switch board would light up in no time.

What better way to hone your Trolling skills?!