Joke

MBC

The missus asked what I was doing on the computer. I said I was looking for cheap flights........she got all excited, which is strange as she's never shown any interest in darts before.

mackeire

i asked my friend if he wanted a game of darts. He said "ye, nearest to bull goes first". I said "moo", he said "baa", he said "you're closest, you're first".

mackeire

I was playing darts at my mates house when one of them bounced back out and struck his dog in the eye.
He said "You mean cnut, are you just gonna stand there and laugh,"
I said "come on mate, the shot was a blinder.

JacksonHeightsOwn

ive a doozy here

Martin Adams, Current World Darts Champion
























ill get my coat

barney4001

God's Plan B*

The Pastor on the God channel was explaining how
things had gone all pear-shaped for God.

He had sent his trusted servant and right-hand angel
Lucifer, to rule over the world but he had rebelled
and thrown everything into Chaos.

So God was constrained to come-up with Plan B.

Under this plan Satan and Lucifer
would be given enough rope to hang themselves.

Close to the end of time these guys would have free range
to ravage the world, to consume themselves
and the world and all those whom they had deceived
until God himself would ring the final bell
for the last round of total mayhem.

I wonder if God has mislaid his bell
or if he is working feverishly
on Plan C even as we speak.

stylie

WTF ?
After Hours is that way ->

gramar

What's the best present you can get?

A broken drum....you can't beat it.

JayConlon91

haha some good ones here

The oldest one of all.

Guy walks into a pub and watches others playing. They ask if he wants to join in, he says he has never played before but he accepts. He plays incredible stuff, beats everyone there, 180s, 9 darters, the works. And someone says to him "I thought you said you never played" and he says "I haven't, but at home when I see a fly on the wall I throw a dart at it". And they say "but doesn't that leave a mess on the wall" and he says "no, sure I only pin them by their legs".

JayConlon91

how many feet are in a yard???? well that depends on how many people are in the yard at the time hahaha

milkjunkie90

Does sean connery like Herbs?

Yes, but only partially.