Life begins at 70.

mackg · 07-10-2011 9:54pm #1

This made me smile!

'A naked 71-year-old woman was caught by police having drunken sex with a man 17 years her junior on the back seat of a Buick Regal. When the officer opened the car's rear door and asked the couple what they were doing, the man replied: 'I'm f***ing this chick...When questioned by cops, neither Daniels nor Adams, both of whom were unsteady and smelled of alcohol, knew the other's name'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045869/Im-doing-chick-What-naked-man-54-told-officers-romping-woman-71-Buick-Regal.html

I think the fact she has a huge smile on her face in the police photo is brilliant, read the whole thing it's funny, I had trouble copying the lot here so if someone can do that brilliant! Bet your one was a hippy back in the day:)

OneArt · 07-10-2011 9:57pm

What's a hot hoochie mama like herself doing with that slob?

Teclo · 07-10-2011 9:57pm

I was going to click on the link until you mentioned there was a photo... :eek:

FearDark · 07-10-2011 9:57pm

I can fap to this!

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starbelgrade · 07-10-2011 9:58pm

Ugh.

It'd be like shagging a bag of dried raisins.

gurramok · 07-10-2011 9:58pm

He discovered the car windows were 'covered with heavy condensation' and that the vehicle was 'rocking slightly while parked'

Fair f**in play!

The_Kew_Tour · 07-10-2011 9:58pm

Was going to say good for him, but after seeing her picture maybe not.

looksee · 07-10-2011 9:59pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

Ugh.

It'd be like shagging a bag of dried raisins.

How do you know? On either count?

Sergeant · 07-10-2011 10:00pm

Gummy blowjobs, and a combined fúck and titty ****. What's not to like?

Jaxxy · 07-10-2011 10:00pm

Hope I'm still that saucy when I'm seventy.

starbelgrade · 07-10-2011 10:01pm

looksee wrote: »

How do you know? On either count?

Because my granny's minge always felt like a bag of raisins.

Shane-KornSpace · 07-10-2011 10:03pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

Ugh.

It'd be like shagging a bag of dried raisins.

post of the day! Haha

joshrogan · 07-10-2011 10:04pm

How old is 17 years her junior? like 35 or so?

mackg · 07-10-2011 10:05pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

Because my granny's minge always felt like a bag of raisins.

Don't tar all minges with the one brush, they are each as unique as a snowflake :pac::pac:

Poor Uncle Tom · 07-10-2011 10:06pm

My eyes, they burn......

Nailz · 07-10-2011 10:06pm

I thought this thread was going to be about something based on an ideology by Karl Pilkington.

gurramok · 07-10-2011 10:09pm

Ah, look at her foto compared to yer man. The image is of her is "yeh, i'm a roide at his age, wha ya think?"

She is frickin smiling peeps!

Dotrel · 07-10-2011 10:10pm

I'd say she was a looker when she was 60.

Ditch · 07-10-2011 10:25pm

I know women of sixty I wouldn't go near. But, her? Why not?

Where To · 07-10-2011 10:26pm

An oul wan closing is as good as a young wan opening

LH Pathe · 07-10-2011 10:29pm

gurramok wrote: »

Ah, look at her foto compared to yer man. The image is of her is "yeh, i'm a roide at his age, wha ya think?"

She is frickin smiling peeps!

it evidently revitalized her.

From a distance, you can see the attractive young woman she once was.. who'd wanna get close to that?!

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 07-10-2011 10:30pm

Best thing about sex that age is that it's real easy to pop a hip out to work those difficult angles

tan11ie · 07-10-2011 10:34pm

She could have fixed her hair for the photo like..

starlit · 07-10-2011 10:56pm

Like ewwwwwwww! Yuck! Thought life begin at 40! That's bad enough! 70 you serious ugh!:eek: Most people at 70 need a walking stick!

starlit · 07-10-2011 10:58pm

She looks like a I won't say...scary put it that way! Run for your lives men! She looks about 80!? She is old enough to be his mother goodness has he any sense!