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Un Official Criminal Record

  • 06-10-2011 11:53pm
    #1
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭


    What crimes have you committed but haven't been caught, I was thinking about this earlier and was surprised at the amount i've committed.

    Drove without tax and NCT on occasions.

    Run red light (ya know them small council lights when there's road works on and nobody else around).

    Speeding. (everybody that drives has at some stage).

    Pissing in public (drunk).

    Littering(crime?).

    Shoplifting (stole curly wurly on a school tour when I was around 10/11).

    So whats crimes have the riff raff of AH committed?


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  • #2
    maygitchell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 843 ✭✭✭maygitchell


    Fapped on FB


  • #3
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Ahoy, me haeraties, there be no crimes I be a-commitin', ye scoundrels! Yaahhhrrr!!!!!!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #4
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Drink driving
    What's seems unacceptable now was commonplace a decade ago,
    "Don't drink and drive and if you do no more then two" was even an ad campaign

    Stealing from my employer

    No TV license


  • #5
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Ahoy, me haeraties, there be no crimes I be a-commitin', ye scoundrels! Yaahhhrrr!!!!!!
    Ok


  • #6
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    mikemac wrote: »
    Drinking driving

    Stealing from my employer

    No TV license
    Oh yes I done this too


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  • #7
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I once crossed the road without the green man :(


  • #8
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    I committed genocide on your ma's face last night


  • #9
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Saila wrote: »
    I once crossed the road without the green man :(

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • #10
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I'm breaking a law right now.


  • #11
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    My worst combination of crimes was driving a van I wasn't insured on while drinking a six pack, smoking some weed, after a few lines of coke.

    There was also a few nine bars & a bag of yokes in the glove box of a stolen Vespa in the back, but they weren't mine.


    It was YOU who f.uc.ki.ng took my Vespa, ya wee c.u.n.t.


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  • #12
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    General General wrote: »
    It was YOU who f.uc.ki.ng took my Vespa, ya wee c.u.n.t.

    I did no such thing.

    Didn't even post in this thread. ;)


  • #13
    EarlERizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭EarlERizer


    'O' - Damian Rice :o


    I paid for it too! .......a criminal record if ever I heard one


  • #14
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Saila wrote: »
    I once crossed the road without the green man :(

    Dont be racist. He's known as the coloured man.


  • #15
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I did no such thing.

    Didn't even post in this thread. ;)

    Sneaky f.u.c.ki.ng Shhnake.


  • #16
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Crimes against fashion


  • #17
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,649 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    stole curly wurly

    What a rebel!


    I am was the most honest person you could meet- until I joined Boards.
    As I type,I have 2 dogs without a licence,(risky as our dog warden is a rottweiler)a tv licence that's a week overdue:eek:( but I have a plan to get around that;)),

    in the past,I hit a girl at school for taking my chair( assault?)

    but I'm very nice really.:) and my garda vetting has never been an issue:o


  • #18
    JBnaglfar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 841 ✭✭✭JBnaglfar


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Dont be racist. He's known as the coloured man.

    Sure, they are all coloured men.


  • #19
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    JBnaglfar wrote: »
    Sure, they are all coloured men.

    I know yeah. They're all the same.


    i couldnt actually think of the word I was looking for so just left it off as coloured haha.



    Drink driving.
    robbed a smily face stress ball from pound shop years ago. needed it after my escipades.
    etc.


  • #20
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    General General wrote: »
    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I did no such thing.

    Didn't even post in this thread. ;)

    Sneaky f.u.c.ki.ng Shhnake.

    I'd say cute hoor, but then fail to see how that doesn't apply only to a pretty vice girl


  • #21
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hkcZilKChI


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  • #22
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    A fair few..:D


  • #23
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Quite a few. Can't mention them though as I don't want a knock on the door from the boys in blue.


  • #24
    nice_very
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    What crimes have you committed but haven't been caught, I was thinking about this earlier and was surprised at the amount i've committed.

    Drove without tax and NCT on occasions.

    Run red light (ya know them small council lights when there's road works on and nobody else around).

    Speeding. (everybody that drives has at some stage).

    Pissing in public (drunk).

    Littering(crime?).

    Shoplifting (stole curly wurly on a school tour when I was around 10/11).

    So whats crimes have the riff raff of AH committed?



    You forgot: Driving with a broken headlamp bulb :D




    but at least you got it fixed... :)


  • #25
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    Quite a few. Can't mention them though as I don't want a knock on the door from the boys in blue.

    dont like the smurfs?


  • #26
    maygitchell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 843 ✭✭✭maygitchell


    nice_very wrote: »
    You forgot: Driving with a broken headlamp bulb :D




    but at least you got it fixed... :)

    Publishing carnal knowledge of his OH on boards too :D


  • #27
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    maygitchell wrote: »
    Publishing carnal knowledge of his OH on boards too :D

    ah man you missed the big thread where well got brian and ciara together. We are lovely peoples.


  • #28
    maygitchell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 843 ✭✭✭maygitchell


    seanybiker wrote: »
    ah man you missed the big thread where well got brian and ciara together. We are lovely peoples.

    ORLY?


  • #29
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    maygitchell wrote: »
    ORLY?

    yeah. it was a few months back. your only here lately. I heard chuck norris wept after reading it.


  • #30
    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,088 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    Jaywalking in Connemara.


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  • #31
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Regicide, I worked as a chef for Elvis.


  • #32
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    mackg wrote: »
    Regicide, I worked as a chef for Elvis.

    Nice one. cos there a fella in the chipshop who swears he is elvis.
    least now i know it could be plausible.


  • #33
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Nice one. cos there a fella in the chipshop who swears he is elvis.
    least now i know it could be plausible.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFLc6lIRQ1I


  • #34
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    mackg wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFLc6lIRQ1I

    watch bubbha hotep. he still around bud haha.


  • #35
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    What crimes have you committed but haven't been caught, I was thinking about this earlier and was surprised at the amount i've committed.

    Drove without tax and NCT on occasions.

    Run red light (ya know them small council lights when there's road works on and nobody else around).

    Speeding. (everybody that drives has at some stage).

    Pissing in public (drunk).

    Littering(crime?).

    Shoplifting (stole curly wurly on a school tour when I was around 10/11).

    So whats crimes have the riff raff of AH committed?
    jaysus guards are getting lazy these days.


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