What's the funniest comment you've read (not just on boards)

RachaelVO

I genuinely delve through RTE.ie on a regular basis, and their entertainment section (RTE Ten) has a comment section. I read the funniest comments I've seen in a long time relating to an article to Jodi Marsh becoming a body builder (which is bizarre in the extreme).

Anyway, the first comment left under the article has now 323 thumbs up, which I assume is a record for any post left there

Here's the link,

http://www.rte.ie/ten/2011/1005/marshj.html

Link to the pic itself

00051124-628.jpg

The comment that I'm referring to is

Jack · 1 day ago
Jesus in heaven, my eyes - she looks like a bag of sausages dipped in Ronseal.

Now I thought it was hilarious, so my question is, whats the funniest comment or post you've seen whether here on boards or elsewhere!

J. Marston

A comment on one of the ''sluts'' yesterday...

ah now I tell ya you'll need more than pins. some heavy duty storm resistant tent pegs, whaling nets and a couple of stout longshoremen will probably just about do the job

Has to be read in context, I suppose. But it was brilliant.

Hazys

I think this is my most under-rated post/story:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=72027936&postcount=127

It came at the end of the "What to do when confronted by scumbags " thread, so only a small amount of people posted after.

Guill

Any of the comments on this!

An old one but a good one.

RachaelVO

Guill wrote: »

Any of the comments on this!

An old one but a good one.

Good god that's priceless, not read all the comments yet, but I LOVE this one

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

RachaelVO

Hazys wrote: »

I think this is my most under-rated post/story:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=72027936&postcount=127

It came at the end of the "What to do when confronted by scumbags " thread, so only a small amount of people posted after.

Agreed, that's very funny!

Oranage2

*Disclaimer* Not a racist



I was on stormfront one time for the laugh and came across something like this:

Racist wrote: »

Don't believe me, ask the king himself!.

Then he posted this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox1Tore9nw

Not helerious but the ignorance made me smirk

Guill

RachaelVO wrote: »

Good god that's priceless, not read all the comments yet, but I LOVE this one

This one is class:

Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.

RachaelVO

Guill wrote: »

This one is class:

I quiet like this one too. The power of these shirts if truly AMAZING :rolleyes:

This shirt specifically - in addition to everything that has already been presented as attributes of the shirt - grew back my hair!

Thank you 3 wolf moon shirt!!!

Spread

Hazys wrote: »

I think this is my most under-rated post/story:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=72027936&postcount=127

It came at the end of the "What to do when confronted by scumbags " thread, so only a small amount of people posted after.

For me, the funniest part is .......... they leave the pub after 30 mins and are pissed.

Ally Dick

I thought comment 14 from FlutterinBantam was HILARIOUS, in what was a pretty disgusting discussion !

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=74585779

Hazys

Spread wrote: »

For me, the funniest part is .......... they leave the pub after 30 mins and are pissed.

Haha it was actually the 12 pubs of Xmas, no idea what pub we were on so were passed the rapscallions on the way from one pub to another and had to walk back that way to the shop.

RachaelVO

Ally Dick wrote: »

I thought comment 14 from FlutterinBantam was HILARIOUS, in what was a pretty disgusting discussion !

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=74585779

Yep, thats brilliant! Might print that off, sound advice there

RachaelVO

Spread wrote: »

For me, the funniest part is .......... they leave the pub after 30 mins and are pissed.

Ah Spread my aul sparring partner, hows it going?

Spread

RachaelVO wrote: »

Ah Spread my aul sparring partner, hows it going?

RachaelVO, me auld china .......... good to see you're in the land of the living. And that your sense of humour is in tact.

mikemac

This one by amacachi replying to the OP

jimpump wrote: »

i seen on the news a woman had her head chopped off in a supermarket in tenerife.
i was thinkin of going there but this story is turning me off a bit

anybody been there and is safe to go there?

amacachi wrote: »

I certainly wouldn't beheading there any time soon.

Sergeant

Some of the reviews of the Very Best of David Hasselhoff are very funny.

The Hoff

There are a few moments in every mans life which stand out as defining in his development as a human being, my botched attempt to perform my sons bris, the removal of my prehensile tail, and the day my ears were aurally sodomized by the sweet strains of "Hot Shot City". How could this teutonic titan have never made a dent in the US market? It's a sad commentary on the state of the American cultural landscape when such a rich miasma of sonic perfection is relegated to relative obscurity. Like Dante Alighieri, who had to be exiled from his beloved Florence to write his Inferno, so too Hasselhoff was exiled, not only from his Eden of Baltimore but his native land in order to bring his magnum opus to life. As the centuries wear on so too shall St. Hasselhoffenheimer in the canon that is graced with the likes of Bach, Beethoven, Stravinsky, and Falco. In closing, anyone who cannot appreciate the sheer genius and scope of this musical legacy, as well as the cinematic greatness of this master thespian Dr. Snapper Knight Buchanan is an intellectual retard.

meglome

RachaelVO wrote: »

I genuinely delve through RTE.ie on a regular basis, and their entertainment section (RTE Ten) has a comment section. I read the funniest comments I've seen in a long time relating to an article to Jodi Marsh becoming a body builder (which is bizarre in the extreme).

Anyway, the first comment left under the article has now 323 thumbs up, which I assume is a record for any post left there

Here's the link,

http://www.rte.ie/ten/2011/1005/marshj.html

Link to the pic itself

00051124-628.jpg

The comment that I'm referring to is



Now I thought it was hilarious, so my question is, whats the funniest comment or post you've seen whether here on boards or elsewhere!

Jaysus... thank god for his comment I was still laughing when I saw the picture - nearly puked.

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup

This guy on Reddit called TheUltimateDouche who trolls women on OkCupid.
http://i.imgur.com/wQQL2.png
http://i.imgur.com/HW4Xz.png
Some quotes:

USIN AN OLD CLASSIC:
Me: yo girl i like yo tinkerbell tat. howd you like my peter in your pan? hit me back cutie
Her: aww thanks
Me: your welcum. when we gonna go have some crazy hot p-in-the-v girl?
Her: wow i was trying to be nices but you forreal need to learn how to talk to a female
Me: how? use small words and talk about recipes? i is what i is, baby girl. whatchu wearin?

STANDARD LINE FOR BITCHES CHECKIN OUT MY PROFILE BUT TOO SCARED TO ASK ME OUT:
Me: sup girl i noticed you checkin out my profile. on a scale of 1 to niagra, how wet i make you? dont lie. hit me back cutie
Her: Oh, your profile was incredible...I enjoyed reading it very much
Me: fo sho girl, im pretty incredible. i kept my profile short for yall cuz i know it be hard scrollin through it with only one hand free. so when we gonna meet up n i can tell you more about myself ... naked

METH COUPLE WANTS A THIRD:
Me: you n yo husband lookin for a 3ird eh? you 2 look like you met at an icp concert. maybe i can fit you into a 1 on 1 session tho, yo man aint gotta know. hit me back cutie
Her: Wow you have got to be the dumbest one yet you read the profile and you still dont get it good luck i think you are going to need it
Me: girl i got it all. looks, smrts, AND a big ol fat one. dont judge a book by its contents or youll miss out. when you wanna meet up?