How do you cut your bread?

Seasoft

Silly question, I know.
You want to make a sandwich with a single slice, so you'll cut it and put the two parts together.
So, are you symmetrical and do you cut from top to bottom, or do you cut across and to hell with matching halves?
or

BBDBB

with a knife


tried a spoon, made a hell of a mess

DjFlin

Neither. Cut them in triangles.

Mr. Presentable

One slice? Don't cut, just fold.

Standard Toaster

DeWalt Angle Grinder like everyone else

Seachmall

We had a thread almost the exact same as this a few weeks ago, why is everyone so interested in how I cut my sandwiches?!

pebbles21

You left some of your "stuff" there at the end of your plate...

Suppose it explains something

blackbird98

why be such a cheapskate.......use 2 slices!!!

Saila

garden shears

revell

Seachmall wrote: »

We had a thread almost the exact same as this a few weeks ago, why is everyone so interested in how I cut my sandwiches?!

someone does need to know how others do things in order to justify how himself does things

bradlente

Judo chop.Beat the **** outta that bread,Know wham sayin?

DrumSteve

I get them cut into miniture airplanes.

Always the second one. I reckon if you do it the first way, you're just plain weird.

Krusader

Consaw

the groutch

I don't since they invented that thing called sliced bread

mconigol

Should this thread not be in the ladies lounge op? :pac:

GLaDOS

I usually don't bother cutting it. I'm going to eat the whole sandwich anyway...

Dravokivich

Cut?

If a man makes a sambo, he is meant to rip it in two.

TheRealSquishy

Cut it diagonally and then flip one of the halves over so they match :cool:

Love sammiches :pac:

judas101

the groutch wrote: »

I don't since they invented that thing called sliced bread

it's great isn't it?

Probably the best thing since......ever

starlit

Into squares, rectangles or triangles depends.

Chuck Stone

I like to cut it on the hypotenuse.

Saila

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I like to make the 2 hypotenuse when I cut.

fixed.

rich1874

I don't think anybody in the history of the world has ever cut their bread the first way... That's idiotic..

OakeyDokey

I cut them with a knife into triangles.. just in half when I'm lazy.

Soby

I cut them into 4 triangles

Mickey H

DrumSteve wrote: »

I get them cut into miniture airplanes.

Was it Mrs. Doyle that showed you that one?

vetstu

Chainsaw

force eleven

Fully clothed usually.

Harpy

Soby wrote: »

I cut them into 4 triangles

I do the same.. I always feel a little childish when i do it, but its the way i like it..

ronan keane

Into Fingers !!!!

lazygal

Triangles, big or two small ones or two big rectangles or two small squares?

Two big triangles tastes better.

Zombienosh

I cut them with a knife

KeithM89_old

Threads Merged

Batesy

It's a well known fact that a sandwich tastes twice as nice when cut into triangles.

Ruu_Old

Shape of a dinosaur.

Archeron

Cut off all four crusts into four indivudual lines.
Take the remainder, and cut into 8 tiny triangles (helps to cut into 4 squares first, then halve those in triangle shape).
Position on the plate so that the crusts form what look like a horizon. The 8 tiny triangles are placed on top to represent a fleet of little boats.

Then eat them all while pretending I am Poseidon, God of the sea, and no navy, no matter how great, can enter my domain without being destroyed and eaten.

Please note, this is difficult with cheese toasties.

meoklmrk91

I don't believe in cutting them. Take two slices of bread throw what ever you want in the middle and eat. Saves on time and washing up.