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Couple Of Quick 'Uns

  • 06-10-2011 8:26am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    A lady lost her handbag during a day of shopping.

    It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.

    Looking in her purse, she commented,

    "Hmmm.... That's funny.

    When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it.

    Now there are twenty singles."

    The boy replied, "That's right, lady.

    The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have change for a reward."

    _________________________________________

    Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife.



    A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



Comments

  • #2
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    I like the first one.


  • #3
    Dummy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Dummy


    Ro: maaan! wrote: »
    I like the first one.

    Yes - my wife told me that I like the first one too.


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