Street Cleaning Simulator (PC)

Tallon

This game looks amazing.. I'm downloading it when I get home

It's getting so much good reviews, and even has a dedicated review video on GAMEspot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyaCzyIp6I4

Anyone else gonna pick it up?

Screenshots here

That_Guy

Check out the reviews on Amazon. :pac:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Street-Cleaning-Simulator-PC-DVD/dp/B0051NPKS8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1317650135&sr=8-1

Krieg

Already got the limited edition with scale model sweeper, development artbook and commentary from the devs.

I did have some graphical issues but that was solved by adding another 2 6870's onto the other 2 I have, making my comp quad xfire. Very demanding game it has to be said.

maygitchell

YOU'RE WINNER!

Tallon

That_Guy wrote: »

Check out the reviews on Amazon. :pac:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Street-Cleaning-Simulator-PC-DVD/dp/B0051NPKS8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1317650135&sr=8-1

Utterly flawless

cherryghost

Played the beta, its terrible. Jets are too slow, the tactical light is unrealistic, and the metro map is just an awful choice to show its true potential.










:pac::pac::pac::pac:

Tallon

cherryghost wrote: »

Played the beta, its terrible. Jets are too slow, the tactical light is unrealistic, and the metro map is just an awful choice to show its true potential.

They tone down the graphics because it's a beta :rolleyes:

Wait till it comes out fully, it will be worth it!

Paparazzo

That_Guy wrote: »

Check out the reviews on Amazon. :pac:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Street-Cleaning-Simulator-PC-DVD/dp/B0051NPKS8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1317650135&sr=8-1

Jesus wept, I thought it was a joke thread title!

chin_grin

Oooh tough decision, but I think I'll be buying this instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su7qH_iYZMM

ShadowHearth

does it come with a gun and 1 bullet? or is it collectors edition goodies?

Trevor451

I would still get it over a certain FPS I won't mention here :pac:

Tallon

ShadowHearth wrote: »

does it come with a gun and 1 bullet? or is it collectors edition goodies?

Comes with a dustpan and brush

Paparazzo

Funny review here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6DpklrbMGk

muppetkiller

I picked up the super limited edition..it came with free Rubbish that I could clean up in my own Room EPIC !!!!

krudler

I'm really torn whether to order the steelbook collectors edition in game or the limited one in hmv, it comes with the map and remote control street sweeper, it'll mean not getting Uncharted 3 but fcuk it, I can wait to pick it up in the sales in january.

gahhh, worst time of year to be a gamer when you have to make choices like this :mad:

Krieg

Any word on the DLC?

krudler

Krieg wrote: »

Any word on the DLC?

pre-orders get the snowy morning map packs with extra brown slush. and game have an exclusive map with extra breakfast roll achievements. depends on which you value more really.

Tallon

Krieg wrote: »

Any word on the DLC?

New maps added

Newbridge
Kildare
Galway
Ennis
Naas

1,000 street bouns (Unlock golden brushes)

Source

maygitchell

Prestiged 50 times on this.


Cant wait for the Game of The Year, Tidy Towns Award Edition

neaideabh

Is this game for real??? Are you'd for real? A street cleaning game!

Tallon

neaideabh wrote: »

Is this game for real??? Are you'd for real? A street cleaning game!

Obviously, you're a Call of Duty player :rolleyes:

Ridley

I need this game to come out on 360 to give My Horse and Me 2 a run for its money.

Duggy747

Directx 11 patch rumoured before Xmas.

Won't make much of a difference to me, it's an utter hog to run on my machine.

Still, even on the lowest settings it looks fantastic. Modified Frostbite engine?

jill_valentine

neaideabh wrote: »

Is this game for real??? Are you'd for real? A street cleaning game!

It's real. I work in a game shop, and the company that makes this, Excalibur, are the bane of my life. Farming Simulator, Garbage Truck Simulator, Forklift Simulator, London Underground Simulator, Road Construction Simulator and Traffic Management Simulator are all equally mindblowing examples of this fine company's output. I can assure you all of these are real, and invite you to go and check.

Port Simulator comes with 3D glasses for no reason I can discern. Farming Simulator boasts "real New Holland sound effects". Crane f**king Simulator has a DLC option. If OPERATING A STATIC CRANE isn't fulfilling enough for you, you can download extra cranes.

I have sold more copies of Bus Driving Simulator than I have of Limbo, and that makes me feel very sad and cold and dead inside.

It's like they reached into my head and took out everything I've been waiting for in my "perfect game". Dark Souls and Skyrim, looks like you both just lost a purchase.

Korvanica

Im picking this up as soon as I finish road construction Simulator...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV4Tz3y2HmE

A gem of a game, I doubt ill have time for Skyrim this year at all... Or next year by the looks of it..

Korvanica

jill_valentine wrote: »

It's real. I work in a game shop, and the company that makes this, Excalibur, are the bane of my life. Farming Simulator, Garbage Truck Simulator, Forklift Simulator, London Underground Simulator, Road Construction Simulator and Traffic Management Simulator are all equally mindblowing examples of this fine company's output. I can assure you all of these are real, and invite you to go and check.

Port Simulator comes with 3D glasses for no reason I can discern. Farming Simulator boasts "real New Holland sound effects". Crane f**king Simulator has a DLC option. If OPERATING A STATIC CRANE isn't fulfilling enough for you, you can download extra cranes.

I have sold more copies of Bus Driving Simulator than I have of Limbo, and that makes me feel very sad and cold and dead inside.

Quit hating, these games are perfect examples of art in game form, thats why you sell more of them than you do limbo.

Lab_Mouse

That_Guy wrote: »

Check out the reviews on Amazon. :pac:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Street-Cleaning-Simulator-PC-DVD/dp/B0051NPKS8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1317650135&sr=8-1

ah the art of trolling:pac:

christ I hope they're trolls.........

hal9000

Two new maps
Operation Métro Cleanup
St Patricks Day +1 Cleanup

maygitchell

hal9000 wrote: »

Two new maps
Operation Métro Cleanup
St Patricks Day +1 Cleanup

NUIG Rag Week Clean Up, 800 MS Points

cherryghost

hal9000 wrote: »

Two new maps
Operation Métro Cleanup
St Patricks Day +1 Cleanup

You forgot about the new ninja perk, allows you to get up earlier and sweep the streets at an earlier time, increasing your final day bonus takings.

hal9000

cherryghost wrote: »

You forgot about the new ninja perk, allows you to get up earlier and sweep the streets at an earlier time, increasing your final day bonus takings.

if only they could combine both games street cleaner and bf3 at the same time!
+200 unlocked ACOG Powered water brush

Yi Harr

It's so good that PC Pirates have refused to upload torrents for it.

Tallon

I recently got a second job, to pay for the upgrades I needed for my PC and for the DLC when it comes out

Here's me on my first day...

Korvanica

Tallon wrote: »

I recently got a second job, to pay for the upgrades I needed for my PC and for the DLC when it comes out

Here's me on my first day...

<snip>

How long before you upgrade to one of the hand operated street cleaners that you walk behind ?

also new trailer for announced China Street Cleaner DLC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dtwiVKZ634

Seems to be a bump in graphics aswell, and the sound is amazing..

Dazza

I'm really enjoying this game. It's well better than BF3 Beta and all the other games I've played this year. It really is lifechanging ......:)

Polar101

It's just sad to think that even with all the DLC, eventually all the streets will be spotless. Then our lives will be empty and meaningless, and we have no hope of a sequel since you can't improve on perfection.

Dermighty

My erection just tipped over the kitchen table when I saw this game!