What's the first thing you would do if you won the lotto?

few cans? · 02-10-2011 2:31am #1

got this idea from the other lotto thread.

whats the very first thing you'd do if you won the lotto? i mean there and then the first thing you would do. the moment you found out.

I know id definitely light up a smoke and have a celebratory **** thinking of money

Chuck Stone · 02-10-2011 2:32am

Few cans

Cill Dara Abu · 02-10-2011 2:32am

I'd buy Boards and ban anybody that starts a thread on winning the lotto

Sinfonia · 02-10-2011 2:33am

Shit myself

John Doe1 · 02-10-2011 2:34am

Buy a jetpack and put a hit out on jedward

deco nate · 02-10-2011 2:35am

stop posting on here..
my last post..
(till i check my ticket)

few cans? · 02-10-2011 2:36am

ah now these have been discussed before. i mean there and then the moment you find out. you wont have time to source jetpacks or other fancy machinery

charlemont · 02-10-2011 2:36am

Probably throw the telly through the window.

Saila · 02-10-2011 2:36am

lots of high quality $10,000 hookers

wonderboysam · 02-10-2011 2:37am

hookers & coke

im invisible · 02-10-2011 2:37am

Check the numbers again

and again

then put the ticket away in a safe place

then take it out and check the numbers again

Chuck Stone · 02-10-2011 2:45am

I'd set fire to my neighbours house while he watched and then say 'disney matter; I'll buy you a new one' aft3er a few hours.

Saila · 02-10-2011 2:47am

\o/ <<<<<<< this

02-10-2011 3:01am

Depending on how much I won the first thing I would do is come on board the production of Satoshi Kon unfinished film The Dreaming Machine and invest 8 million in it allowing the animators to finish the film.

mackg · 02-10-2011 3:03am

wow 14 posts and not one yore ma, i'm proud of you after hours

Reamer Fanny · 02-10-2011 3:29am

Get the fcuk out of Ireland

ballsacky · 02-10-2011 5:42am

Buy a solid gold mansion and a rocket car.

beks101 · 02-10-2011 6:59am

Retire

cjmcork · 02-10-2011 8:53am

check into Hayfield Manor (none of that Silver Springs lark Dolores!)

Cork24 · 02-10-2011 8:54am

Monster Truck over my Bosses Car..

Sonics2k · 02-10-2011 8:56am

Ring my ex and laugh at her hysterically down the phone.

Then hang up.

Then do it again.

Korvanica · 02-10-2011 9:02am

few cans? wrote: »

there and then the first thing you would do. the moment you found out.

funny how many people dont understand this..

Id roll a victory j and have a beer...

then id call my parents and gf,..

Shanotheslayer · 02-10-2011 9:04am

Cheer. Then go and collect it.

Snakeblood · 02-10-2011 9:06am

Kill a man. I'm rich, I can afford it now.

gbee · 02-10-2011 9:07am

Check to see that I was sharing with another 100,000,000 winners.

cjmcork · 02-10-2011 9:07am

the minute I'd realised I'd won it - I guess I'd book a flight to Dublin then to collect it? Can you charter a private plane in Ireland and get the Lottery to open on a Sunday, assuming I'd won it at the w/e!

OldmanMondeo · 02-10-2011 9:11am

Depending on where I was, if at home, lock the kids in their room and shag the wife, if in a shop let a huge fart and piss on the floor.

podgemonster · 02-10-2011 9:26am

batteries, loads of batteries

James T Kirk · 02-10-2011 9:51am

Kill myself out of spite.

Shenshen · 02-10-2011 9:57am

Go out for a meal, either to Cafe Paradiso or to another lovely place, and discuss with my husband how we're going to go about setting up the animal charity, and depending on the size of the win, the vegetarian restaurant and possibly the bookshop as well

Kontakt · 02-10-2011 10:46am

I'd celebrate somehow. Then collect it and hire some security team and an accountant.

maygitchell · 02-10-2011 10:47am

Deleted User wrote: »

Depending on how much I won the first thing I would do is come on board the production of Satoshi Kon unfinished film The Dreaming Machine and invest 8 million in it allowing the animators to finish the film.

Id say your great craic in the pub :rolleyes:

amacca · 02-10-2011 10:49am

absolutely nothing different from what I'd always done for at least a year.

then....................cut loose...its hammer time!

amacca · 02-10-2011 11:01am

Shenshen wrote: »

Go out for a meal, either to Cafe Paradiso or to another lovely place, and discuss with my husband how we're going to go about setting up the animal charity, and depending on the size of the win, the vegetarian restaurant and possibly the bookshop as well

aaah that sounds lovely!....really lovely

playing devils advocate here but wouldn't you rather

off the husband in some fiendishly clever way where everyone feels sorry for you and you dont have to share.......get some gorgeous but none too bright toy boy for sexy time when a safe period of time has elapsed........then go to the most expensive decadent restaurant around to discuss your upcoming off the books safari to shoot the last of the endangered jaguar whose hide will adorn the entrance to your rare and endangered species culinary experience and upperclass s&m sex bookshop fusion private members club type thing?

just a thought!

Standard Toaster · 02-10-2011 11:38am

Upgrade my tea bags to them there fancy triangle ones.

few cans? · 02-10-2011 6:30pm

started this thread last night out of boredom. found out earlier today i won 5 quid on the lotto last night. think i might start a thread tonight asking what you would do if you got a phonecall from grainne seoige looking for the ride

plein de force · 02-10-2011 6:34pm

I'd probably scream like a girl then collapse

orourkeda · 02-10-2011 7:07pm

Bank it. Then take out 10 grand and go on a big f*ck off holiday to vegas. Hire a couple of high class hookers.One to fellate me and the other to go atm.

Enough time to consider how best to spend the money

AnamGlas · 02-10-2011 7:12pm

Put the numbers away for safekeeping, then probably forget where i put them

Zebra3 · 02-10-2011 7:15pm

Hope t'f**k no-one else had the same numbers so I didn't have to split it!! :pac:

Capt'n Midnight · 02-10-2011 7:28pm

I'd sign the ticket.

02-10-2011 9:09pm

maygitchell wrote: »

Id say your great craic in the pub :rolleyes:

Quite a lot of fun, only unlike many morons who win the lottery I really wouldn't want to advertise the fact that I had come into money by flaunting it down the pub and buying round after round for people. Nothing worse I imagine than having people coming to you looking for money as they tell you their sad story.

Zebra3 · 02-10-2011 9:17pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Nothing worse I imagine than having people coming to you looking for money as they tell you their sad story.

Depends how evil you are. :cool:

im invisible · 02-10-2011 9:29pm

few cans? wrote: »

started this thread last night out of boredom. found out earlier today i won 5 quid on the lotto last night. think i might start a thread tonight asking what you would do if you got a phonecall from grainne seoige looking for the ride

the way things are going for you, you'll probably only end up getting a text off Síle...

McChubbin · 02-10-2011 9:33pm

I'd quietly cash the ticket, slowly buy new items over a number of weeks without telling anyone about the win and see how long it takes for people to notice.

CrazyRabbit · 02-10-2011 9:40pm

mackg wrote: »

wow 14 posts and not one yore ma, i'm proud of you after hours

Your Ma wouldn't require a lotto win.

<---grabs coat.

patwicklow · 02-10-2011 9:46pm

Id help the poor the sick and the old.

Wibbs · 02-10-2011 9:57pm

patwicklow wrote: »

Id help the poor the sick and the old.

I'd help myself which covers all of the above.

mapaco · 02-10-2011 10:01pm

prob be terribly stereotypical and cry, scream, jump around, check the numbers over and over for an hour-have ecstatic s3x with hubby, then go to 24hr tesco (cos nothin else would be open) and go on a MAHOOSIVE shopping spree for all the decent foodstuffs we can never afford

no more pasta and beans........bliss!!:D

What's the first thing you would do if you won the lotto?

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