Fart Hypocricy

starch4ser

Why is it that the smell of others makes you sick to the stomach but you can't get enough of your own?

foxyboxer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM9jhGiIAFM

My name is URL

Confirmation bias

cosmicfart

See my username

Emiko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZRt1FHDtCQ

punk77

starch4ser wrote: »

Why is it that the smell of others makes you sick to the stomach but you can't get enough of your own?

Sounds like a case of bad breath!

Abi

Pfftt... amateur :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIHmMHshTko

Latchy

I like a good ol sneeze or three ..the rest of yee can keep it to yourselfs

Emiko

Abi wrote: »

Pfftt... amateur :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIHmMHshTko

That must have been what happened to yer man in Galway.

Wattle

I do a cup n guff on the girlfriend. She protests but I know she loves it really.

orourkeda

You cant beat a good ripping fart

Biggins

Is this the best thread topic we can come up with for gods sake?
Not once - but twice today!

Abi

Biggins wrote: »

Is this the best thread topic we can come up with for gods sake?
Not once - but twice today!

That's it Biggins, let it all out :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Abi wrote: »

That's it Biggins, let it all out :pac:

He does NOT mean in a fart, though.

mattjack

After Cosmic fart, Ikky Poo2 appears.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

mattjack wrote: »

After Cosmic fart, Ikky Poo2 appears.

And lingers ...

Irish Guitarist

Biggins wrote: »

Is this the best thread topic we can come up with for gods sake?
Not once - but twice today!

It's farting for Gods sake. It's been going on since year one, day one.

Irish Guitarist

I think it's a natural defence mechanism. If your own bodily functions made you queasy you'd have a hard time getting through life.

Biggins

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

It's farting for Gods sake. It's been going on since year one, day one.

I hear ya.

One topic a day about what comes out of one's backside, fair enough - but three in one morning?
Its why sometimes AH is commented by others to be 'getting worse'.
I find myself staying away more then AH turns even more so, into just a toilet joke section.

BraziliaNZ

God, I think I'm going to have to avoid afterhours for fear of ruining my appetite everyday. Seriously can this be closed?

MugMugs

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

God, I think I'm going to have to avoid afterhours for fear of ruining my appetite everyday. Seriously can this be closed?

I sent a girl in work a picture of my freshly laid sh1t two weeks ago and she has only started talking to me again.

Point is, the Smell of it was WOEFUL

Even I could admit it.

Orando Broom

Unbroken poo? If not there should be. I think american toilets would be the medium in which the record would be broken due to the high water level in them compared to european toilets.

I think to break it you'd have to do one al fresco like this...

MugMugs

Seriously ?

Like what's the story with all the sh1t threads today ?

Is there a secret sh1t fest going down I didn't know of ?

Quazzie

MugMugs wrote: »

Seriously ?

Like what's the story with all the sh1t threads today ?

Is there a secret sh1t fest going down I didn't know of ?

Its obvious that all these accounts are Flutt's re-regs now that he's banned.

neil_hosey

this is the weirdddessst post ive ever read...

one of the lads in work have a poo calender here, and that was actually on one of the days we were looking at today. im actually gonna take a pic and post it up..


Anyway, the record was 26 feet (8 metres) and it was a woman according to this :eek:

*goes off to find the poo calender*

Immaculate Pasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

foxyboxer

Couldn't give a sh1t.













So I was disqualified.

SEPT 23 1989

Load of cr@p:rolleyes:

petes

*Waits for South Park clip*

Tadaa!

Intredasting

YouTookMyName

starch4ser wrote: »

Why is it that the smell of others makes you sick to the stomach but you can't get enough of your own?

Comes from being a kid and the whole eeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Personally I don't see anything wrong with letting one rip.

Handy11

As an avid supporter of **** I support this thread.

I've always wanted to do an infinity poo. The full ring. I remember seeing a swissroll sized jobbie left unflushable in a previous workplace that couldn't have possibly come out of a human hole and leave the passage intact. I'd say it burnt the streets as it exited the city

dr.bollocko

We're overloading the bowl with the poop and toilet threads.

Flushy time.

Probly get stuck. End up with scutter all over the floor.

Bantam should be around for this sort of thing.