Milk Tray have a poop sweet

theTinker · 30-09-2011 12:19pm #1

For years now, I've found that the Cadburys milk tray box (delicious) has one sweet, that I swear upon my life, tastes like poop. Actual smelly poop.

It's a cone shaped sweet named 'Honey Love'.

Whenever I eat this sweet, a moment or two later, I get a whiff of poop or something like it inside my nostril and back of my throat.
I've told some people about this, and after they think about it and try one. About 50% of them can smell and taste it too..

Am I nuts and just convincing others to join my hallucination? Or can the rest of you taste this?

Im really serious about this, its been annoying me for years.

Stinicker · 30-09-2011 12:22pm

Coprophagia much?

Cypher_sounds · 30-09-2011 12:23pm

Are you a dog by any chance?

AgileMyth · 30-09-2011 12:23pm

How do you know what poop tastes like?

And why do you keep eating them?

theTinker · 30-09-2011 12:24pm

Stinicker wrote: »

Coprophagia much?

No, Im a firm believer in being able tell how things will taste based upon smell :P

theTinker · 30-09-2011 12:25pm

AgileMyth wrote: »

How do you know what poop tastes like?

And why do you keep eating them?

I think its to test whether it still happens. Now that i think about it, This worries me more! :rolleyes:

Wossack · 30-09-2011 12:25pm

Prior to eating the sweet, had you been picking at your arse?

Taffy Kat · 30-09-2011 12:33pm

My suggestion would be to get one of the offending sweeties and keep one of your poohs from when you next go to the toilet. Try both one after the other and see whether they are similar.

To complete the experiment properly you could also try the excrement of a dog, cat, budgie etc.

But most of all, I'd be very interested to know what bullsh1t tastes like.

theTinker · 30-09-2011 12:38pm

Taffy Kat wrote: »

My suggestion would be to get one of the offending sweeties and keep one of your poohs from when you next go to the toilet. Try both one after the other and see whether they are similar.

To complete the experiment properly you could also try the excrement of a dog, cat, budgie etc.

But most of all, I'd be very interested to know what bullsh1t tastes like.

I knew I'd have naysayers.

hmm this made me think
I've never actually eating honey.
Perhaps I just hate the taste of honey and didnt know it.

http://www.weddingsonline.ie/discussion/viewtopic.php?p=2504530&sid=3064a3398d86c9b8b9987d86d0a9acaa

Post that describes another victim of this sweet ^

al28283 · 30-09-2011 12:44pm

That post is for peopel not likeing the taste of honey. Not liking the taste of honey and getting the taste of crap in your mouth are two different things

Jimoslimos · 30-09-2011 12:48pm

Can't believe nobodyy's said this yet.......

...my sh1t smells of Roses:pac:

oh and where's Flutt with his disgusting ancedotes/lies/BS

phasers · 30-09-2011 12:54pm

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Can't believe nobodyy's said this yet.......

...my sh1t smells of Roses:pac:

oh and where's Flutt with his disgusting ancedotes/lies/BS

Banned, thankfully.

Sykk · 30-09-2011 12:56pm

You have tasted poop then?

hardCopy · 30-09-2011 1:42pm

Must be made of laxative

charlemont · 30-09-2011 1:54pm

hardCopy wrote: »

Must be made of laxative

Must be made of shít..

Vegeta · 30-09-2011 1:57pm

All I know is I want a box of Milk Tray, well done OP or should I say, cadbury marketing guy in disguise :eek:

fearcruach · 30-09-2011 2:06pm

Can people please stop saying poop? I feel like i'm 5 years old

heno86 · 30-09-2011 2:26pm

Vegeta wrote: »

All I know is I want a box of Milk Tray, well done OP or should I say, cadbury marketing guy in disguise :eek:

Damn reverse psychology..."our chocolate tastes like ****" "give me some! I'll pay anything!"

MugMugs · 30-09-2011 2:27pm

Does your finger come straight from your arse before eating the sweet ?

30-09-2011 2:29pm

I really thought this thread would be about the hazelnut whirl sweet. There ya go. Don't know what that says about me really!

Anyway, I don't know what poop tastes like, but that honey sweet is certainly the closest thing to what I would imagine it tastes like. The cadburys chocolate can't even disguise its mingingness.

yupyup7up · 30-09-2011 2:32pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jYRuo_BnVw

Aglomerado · 30-09-2011 2:39pm

Roses are minging anyway. They're not even made with real chocolate as far as I know. It's some soy substitute . I'm open to correction on this!

Not as good as they were... maybe not quite poo tasting though, but bad enough...

Edit: oops: didn't realise the OP was talking about Milk Tray. I'm tired.....

theTinker · 30-09-2011 2:40pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I really thought this thread would be about the hazelnut whirl sweet. There ya go. Don't know what that says about me really!

Anyway, I don't know what poop tastes like, but that honey sweet is certainly the closest thing to what I would imagine it tastes like. The cadburys chocolate can't even disguise its mingingness.

Vindication. Thank you Kind sir. I knew i wasnt crazy*.

*Ill believe one person who agrees over any number who don't

Milk Tray have a poop sweet

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