Any Good News Stories

dipper.meath16

Anyone got any good news stories?? im sick of hearing bad news every hour on the news about People losing jobs, tax hikes and the like, so has anyone got good news/stories as a bit of a pick me up, all bad news and doom and gloom can be a bit dis-heartning at times!!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

I just took 2 nurofen plus and my toothache has gone the **** away

now i can properly appreciate the tiredness that comes with 1 hours sleep without being distracted by all that nasty pain

Turtyturd

You should check the good news forum.

herosa

I found 30 euro scrunched up in my jeans pocket this morning just before I put them in the washing machine.

My OH has finally given in and said we can keep the stray kitten that showed up at our door the other day.

Im not back at work til tuesday.

thebigbiffo

yeah sure; David Norris got enough nominations and is running for president - it's possible a peaderast sympatiser and statutory rapist apologiser will be the next president!!

Well...it's good news if you're a sexual deviant.

Oh, and i got paid yesterday!!

RichT

This made me smile last week

http://www.galwaynews.ie/galwaycitytribune

Daisy Boo, the family pooch belonging to Michael and Sinead Hughes, is basking in the sweet smell of success this week after sniffing out Gizmo, their lost family cat.
The mongrel is the pet hero of Manor Court, after he used sniffer dog instincts to track down his housemate, Gizmo, a Persian cat, who was missing from the family home in Knocknacarra for over 36 hours.
When Gizmo went missing, the Hughes’ feared the worst but they put up ‘missing cat’ posters and informed the Galway Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (GSPCA).
They searched low and high, throughout the west of Galway City but still no sign of Gizmo – the fact that the house cat wasn’t the brightest, streetwise or used to being in the ‘big bad world’ outdoors worried them more.
A day and a half passed, and there was still no sign, so the Hughes got innovative, enlisted the help of their canine, which is not a trained sniffer dog.
Though she admits it sounds as if she’s as ‘daft as a brush’, Sinead then used discarded tufts of Gizmo’s thick gingery coat to give Daisy Boo a flavour of the scent for the search.
“We got Gizmo’s hair out of the bin and let Daisy Boo have a good sniff of it and then Daisy Boo went out on sniffer patrol,” explains Sinead.
“We went out looking for baby Gizmo and after a while Daisy Boo just stopped at a tree and wouldn’t leave it. All of a sudden baby Gizmo appeared! I was so delighted. My pets are my babies and I was crying for so long when she went missing.”

dipper.meath16

Thats more like it!!

kfallon

One more day and I'm off work for a week

Chuck Stone

Two kittens are play fighting each other and a happy child is watching them.

Howzat?

Lando Griffin

There was this dear old lady on The Joe Duffy show the other day, who fell on an escalator in Dublin Airport and couldn't get up until the someone switched off the stairs, " the worst thing about falling on a escalator is your falling one way and the stairs is going the opposite way".
Another caller claimed that if someone fell between the gap of the escalator, the could be kilt.
Luckily someone from the DAA might put a net or smething to stop this happening so good news all round.

The dog's just been fed, he's happy

problemchimp

Did a bit of shopping this morning in a well known supermarket with self service tills. I put washing liquid to the value of 14euro to one side to pack last and geniunely forgot to scan them before packing them. Only noticed when I got home, happy days.







Yeah I know it's wrong but fuuck that for a game of soldiers.

General General

Jesus died for your sins. So you've got the go ahead to get into Heaven, provided you love your neighbour.

El Weirdo

I'm eating a bacon sandwich.

Orando Broom

I made a Chilli two nights ago and it was good. Had some last night and it was better. What's more there were two bottles of beer in the fridge so I had one with the Chilli.

jackie1974

problemchimp wrote: »

Did a bit of shopping this morning in a well known supermarket with self service tills. I put washing liquid to the value of 14euro to one side to pack last and geniunely forgot to scan them before packing them. Only noticed when I got home, happy days.
Yeah I know it's wrong but fuuck that for a game of soldiers.

You should have went back and paid for it





















Ha hardly, nice one