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Man arrested for trying to smuggle a dozen live humming birds in his kacks.

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  • #2
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    There must have been some hum off them when they were discovered. :p

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2042474/Traveller-arrested-trying-smuggle-live-HUMMINGBIRDS-special-pouches-sewn-pants.html


    He got it wrong, he was meant to wear his budgie smugglers.


  • #3
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Ahh the poor little things :(


  • #4
    ClimberC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭ClimberC


    It could go 2 ways.......

    They could peck the balls off you
    or they could give you a right buzz, like a c0ck ring :pac:


  • #5
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    what's all the flap about?


  • #6
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    poor things, I bet the smell off your man's bollox was rotten


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  • #7
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Jesus someone please think of the Hummingbirds

    I hope his jocks were clean.


  • #8
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Not by the looks of them.Cheap coarse set.

    Fair auld coating of stale smegge and bag grease on the inside for sure.

    One of the fcuking hummers is knocked out with the bang.

    See the poor fcuker wrapped up and woosy.


  • #9
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    According to the headline it was a traveller that gort arrested. :eek:


  • #10
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I'd say there was some hum off've him alright.


  • #11
    Knasher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    You got to admire his balls though, or at least the birds had to.


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  • #12
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Why do people keep birds in cages?

    I always thought it a rather odd thing to do to put the symbol of freedom in a cage for amusement.


  • #13
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Why do people keep birds in cages?

    You have to put them somewhere when you take them outta yer jocks.


  • #14
    face1990
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭face1990


    Traveller arrested after trying to smuggle live hummingbirds...

    Bleedin' travellers...
    Slaves, hummingbirds, etc


  • #15
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    should be tarred and feathered for that


  • #16
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Been there - bought the tee-shirt.


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