sometimes when i'm bored

MrPain

sometimes when i'm bored, i put a contact lens on my penis and walk around the house saying,the one eyed trouser snake sees all in perfect clarity

Temptamperu

pfft you dont even have a penis, do you?

hondasam

You must have an awful small penis

Mr. Boo

MrPain wrote: »

sometimes when i'm bored, i put a contact lens on my penis and walk around the house saying,the one eyed trouser snake sees all in perfect clarity

Does it kill the ennui? Or make you feel like a bored moron?

La Flama Blanca

I bet you don't - and I bet you just thought it would be funny & random to post that - but it wasn't...

Saila

MrPain wrote: »

sometimes when i'm bored, i put a contact lens on my penis and walk around the house saying,the one eyed trouser snake sees all in perfect clarity

pfft.. sometimes I stick a drinking straw down my cock, amateur :rolleyes:

FlutterinBantam

:eek:

Never do that, pal.

The head of the glans is very sensitive and can get infected.

Who wants a bell end with a 'bloom' like a dipstick pulled from a 90D car?

The ladies certainly don't.

A contact lens can slip up the hogs eye and block the spadge.

Cop yourself on and stop abusing your cock, respect it.

Gummy Panda

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Cop yourself on and stop abusing your cock, respect it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnIJxcqSKgY

Kurtosis

You're doing it wrong. Sauron's all-seeing eye didn't do much for him so it won't help your penis get its ring either.

FlutterinBantam

Dead right there pal.

What they want is a nicely glazed bell-end, mottled purple and showing promise at the japs eye.

Forget about contact lenses, cock rings,blister pads, and such.

They just want a fresh dry bag, a solid clean bell,and good knotty wood.

That's what gets a good slop on.

Simples.

Mr. Boo

I find euphemysms and synonyms to do the trick.

Hope you didn't re-use it, you'll end up cóck-eyed.

wolf moon

MrPain wrote: »

sometimes when i'm bored, i put a contact lens on my penis and walk around the house saying,the one eyed trouser snake sees all in perfect clarity

What else do you do?

im invisible

wolf moon wrote: »

What else do you do?

eat hard-boiled eggs whole,,?

Pompey Magnus

MrPain wrote: »

sometimes when i'm bored, i put a contact lens on my penis and walk around the house saying,the one eyed trouser snake sees all in perfect clarity

It might see clearly but without the use of two eyes it's depth perception is going to be crap.

Super-Rush

Okayyyy....