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Swallows Leaving Ireland For S.A

  • 27-09-2011 11:30am
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭


    Looks like its going to be a cold winter, all the swallows are leaving for the sunnier climes of South Africa.
    Great life they have all the same, summer in Ireland winter In Cape town.

    http://www.rte.ie/aertel/114-01.html


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    One swallow doesn't make a summer....but it makes a pretty good blowjob :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    I can feel it in my ovaries. Its going to be a cold winter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Foreigners tuk dare jabs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Do they not do this every year though? Or is it that they're leaving early or something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Winter is going to be cold???

    Well i'll be damned


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    You know the economy is in the dumps when even the birds are bailing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Winter is going to be cold???

    Well i'll be damned

    In other news grass is green and rain is wet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Eh was it not supposed to be sunny and warm this week? A mini heatwave I heard.....where the **** is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,969 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    I wonder if the South African birds are complaining about all these foreigners coming in, taking their food and stealing their females


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭wolfpawnat


    Eh was it not supposed to be sunny and warm this week? A mini heatwave I heard.....where the **** is it?

    Dublin, I am in a shorts and string top here and am still cooking!!!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    You do know that swallows do this every year and have been doing so for millennium.

    But Ahhhhh I will miss them, please swallows don't stay away to long.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    It's better than them all sitting around on the dole and leeching off the system.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I can feel it in my ovaries. Its going to be a cold winter.

    Are you the postman from Donegal who is always trying to predict the weather?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    wolfpawnat wrote: »
    Dublin, I am in a shorts and string top here and am still cooking!!!!!!

    Ok, must be slowly making its way across the country then. :)

    *waits in speedos with bucket and spade*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Don't the geese piss off to their winter sojourn as well this time of year.

    If I could afford it I would do the same myself.

    I was talking to an old mate yesterday who is in his 40s and retired on a good army pension.

    He was saying he was spending a lot of time in Lanzarote, now I am a begrudger by nature, but that just took the biscuit, the bastard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    wolfpawnat wrote: »
    Dublin, I am in a shorts and string top here and am still cooking!!!!!!

    Are you working in the kitchen of a no star restaurant?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    The end is nigh!

    Even the swallows are migrating!

    We're all doomed!


    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,306 ✭✭✭MrFrisp


    So,who says it's going to be cold this winter?

    The "experts"?

    Would they be the same "experts" that said We were going to have a heatwave during a fantastic summer?

    Still waiting for that to happen.



    .


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    about time the black bastards fcuked off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    They picked the wrong day to go,didn't they,wha!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    The migratory birds are doing what the migratory birds do, migrating.

    I wish they would take the pigeons with them and lose them on the way. Ah **** they're homing pigeons, the flying rats would find their way back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Looks like its going to be a cold winter, all the swallows are leaving for the sunnier climes of South Africa.
    Great life they have all the same, summer in Ireland winter In Cape town.

    http://www.rte.ie/aertel/114-01.html

    First sign of the apocalypse,make plenty of sammichs and some jars of cold tae.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    4leto wrote: »
    The migratory birds are doing what the migratory birds do, migrating.

    I wish they would take the pigeons with them and lose them on the way. Ah **** they're homing pigeons, the flying rats would find their way back.

    Yeah it's great how smart they are :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 Boom Chickaboom


    Yeah, I hear the Something Awful forums are great to browse this time of year...

    Though i'm not sure how birds can operate computers that well, or even understand what's on the page.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    I just noticed all the flowers are back in full bloom and its winter.

    Its the end of the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    They should be flying to N.Z. for the match the stupid gobshites.


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