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Fantastic Fantasy Quotes

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  • 27-09-2011 12:17am
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    Possible spoiler for Lies of Locke Lamora coming up, can't seem to get the spoiler to work on my phone. Sorry.

    Okay been reading the book I've just mentioned and came across a couple of lines that were extremely humorous.
    Because I tied that Bondsmage to the floor just an hour or two ago', said Locke, as Reynart let him slide back down the wall.' I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his ****ing tongue cut out, and the stump cauterised.,
    Everyone in the room stared at him.
    ' I called him an arsehole too,' said Locke. ' He didn't like that.'

    Oh wait got it to work.

    Maybe we could pop in memorable lines we come across.


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